I curled my lips: "Where else can you go when you leave the province, to see Taoist Master Zixu?"
I had already seen through his little bit of pettiness, but after I finished speaking, Uncle Ma smiled and said to me: "You are so shallow, don't you? Who said I want to see Taoist Master Zixu? Huh, I still want to go to see Taoist Master Zixu this time. I really didn’t go to see her.”
Ma Yunfeng rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "I believe this. Even if Uncle Ma wants to see Taoist Master Zixu, he can't take us two with him. A pair of light bulbs are an eyesore."
Oops, after all, Ma Yunfeng is smart and what he said makes sense. If Uncle Ma wants to see Taoist Master Zixu, he definitely can't take us two with him. It would be great to go alone.
I looked at Uncle Ma, and a sudden thought occurred in my mind, and I asked, "Hey, Uncle Ma, do you want to take us to Fujian? Looking for Senior Brother?"
Uncle Ma chuckled: "You finally got the idea. Forget about visiting Taoist Master Zixu, you can still go for a walk in Fujian. After all, it's quite cold in the mountains, and it's warm over there in Fujian."
Oops, Uncle Ma’s idea is really good. I happen to be thinking about my senior brother recently. It would be good to go to Fujian during the New Year.
The three of us, an old bachelor and a young bachelor, hit it off immediately. Anyway, we all have no home and no worries. We don’t need to be afraid even if we go to the ends of the world.
But Ma Yunfeng said that if we go to Fujian, we can't disturb senior brother. Forget it on New Year's Eve, let's go on the second day of the Lunar New Year.
I said that's fine. I'll go on the second day of the Lunar New Year and come back on the seventh day of the Lunar New Year. I can stay for five days, which is not bad.
So Uncle Ma contacted the senior brother, and when he told the other party, the senior brother was very happy and said, why are you here in the second grade of junior high school? You might as well come tomorrow and celebrate New Year's Eve here.
Uncle Ma said it’s better to forget it. It’s Chinese New Year and we can’t go there to bother you. We’ll leave on the first day of the Lunar New Year and arrive on the second day of the Lunar New Year. This way we won’t delay your business.
The elder brother thought about it and agreed, so we immediately started buying tickets, making plans, packing our bags, and got busy excitedly.
But taking the train is definitely out of the question. The distance is too long. We may have to spend more than forty hours on the road. By the time we get there, half of the year will have passed...
So, you have to fly.
But when it comes to flying, both Lao Ma and Xiao Ma have no objections, but I am a little opposed to it.
It's not that I'm afraid of expensive air tickets, it's mainly that I'm a little afraid of heights...
And I heard that flying can be scary, especially when you first take off. 歘(ChUa) Suddenly, even those with a weak heart can't stand it.
Ma Yunfeng said that he had never flown on a plane, but he was not afraid and even coaxed me with a smile.
"What are you afraid of? An old lady in her 70s or 80s dares to sit here. You are a young man. It will be fine. If you are afraid, I will hold you in my arms."
I said, "If you hug me, if I vomit, I will vomit all over you."
Ma Yunfeng said: "If you spit all over me, I will open the window and throw you out of the plane."
I said, "If you dare to do this, I will hold you high and low. We will go down together and die together."
Ma Yunfeng was delighted: "What, you want to transform into a butterfly with me and fly together?"
I said: "Flying together, you big-headed idiot, I don't have that hobby!"
Seeing us bickering here, Uncle Ma said something slowly.
"You two cannons, don't let the windows open on the plane..."
We were both speechless for a moment.
But this time I reacted faster and said with a smile: "Of course I know that windows are not allowed to be opened on the plane, so I say Ma Yunfeng is a bastard."
Ma Yunfeng retorted: "You are just a bastard, I am just teasing you."
I rolled my eyes: "You are a jerk, you are a jerk, and you still hug me, you are a jerk and a stinking gangster."
He glared at me: "You think I'm hugging you because you're a local cannon, you're a local cannon, you're a local cannon."
Not to be outdone, I said: "You are a cannon, you are a cannon, you are a cannon, you are a cannon, you are a cannon..."
Ma Yunfeng wanted to confront me, but Uncle Ma smiled and tried to persuade him: "Okay, don't worry about it, let's take a plane. The train is too slow. If you are afraid of heights, just get over it and sit there." It’s just a plane. People who dare to go to hell are afraid of planes?”
Ma Yunfeng winked at me: "Don't be afraid, I will bring you a quick-acting heart-saving pill."
They both said so, so I had no choice but to agree, but there was no other way. After all, everything has to be done for the first time, to experience it.
Uncle Ma is right, I dare to go to the underworld, but am I afraid of airplanes?
So we bought air tickets for the first day of the new year. In order to save money, we bought the midnight flight. It would be past one in the morning to get to the place.
The preparations are done, and then we have to celebrate the New Year first.
Uncle Ma wanted to study the New Year's Eve recipe with us, but this dish was not easy to make because we were leaving on the first day of the new year, so after a brief discussion, we unanimously decided not to cook this year and simply go to a restaurant to order one. New Year's Eve dinner.
As for the Spring Festival Gala, Zhao Benshan won’t be attending it anyway, so there’s no point in watching it.
But there is one person I must mention. This person is Shen Teng, my brother Teng. It was probably the first time he attended the Spring Festival Gala in 2011, and the character he played was Hao Jian.
After I watched that sketch, I immediately judged that this actor would definitely shine in the future. At least he would have a place in the comedy world, and he would definitely become famous and popular.
Uncle Ma asked me at that time, what if he wasn't popular?
I said if he doesn’t become popular, I will draw a talisman for him and burn it to help him become popular!
By now, my brother Teng has become extremely popular. Of course, I didn’t burn a talisman for him, but I still hope that brother Teng can take into account the fulfillment of my prophecy for him and the silent treatment I have given him over the years. For the sake of attention and care, if you can come and invest in a movie for me, make our novel, I will let him play Uncle Ma...
Ahem, the above is just a dream talk, don’t take it seriously...
All in all, we are having a very relaxed time this New Year, and it really saves us not having to cook New Year’s Eve dinner.
After a happy new year, on the night of the first day of the Lunar New Year, we packed our bags and rushed to the airport, happily starting our Spring Festival holiday trip.
This guy Ma Yunfeng was unreasonable and said he would bring me Suxiao Jiuxin Pills, but he forgot to bring them. He only remembered them when we got to the airport, and then dragged me around to look for the infirmary.
When he arrived at the infirmary, he told people that I didn't dare to fly because I was afraid of heights, had a bad heart, and had chronic heart disease.
My face turned red because of this, and I told you that I wanted you to shake off this little hidden secret of mine!
Besides, what does my flying have to do with Lao Manzhi? !
In the end, he bought a bottle of Suxiao Jiuxin Pills and put them in my pocket. He told me that if I felt uncomfortable later, I should take them in my mouth as soon as possible and don't show off.
