"Come on, come on, take a look. Aren't you the Great God of Thunder? Aren't you going to kill people? Aren't you not under the control of Mr. Hu San? Open your eyes and take a look."
In fact, I have long seen that this old Huangxian doesn't have much ability, just the ability to scare people. In fact, he may not have even cultivated his body, otherwise he wouldn't be so bragging.
After being teased by me for a while, the old Huangxian was also annoyed. Suddenly he opened his mouth and bit my hand.
I had been on guard against him, but when he opened his mouth, I immediately stuffed the token into his mouth.
The next moment, he bit the token and jumped up with a squeal.
I didn't even know that a person could jump so high. After jumping up, he immediately lay down and started rolling on the ground.
Brother Sun and the other men's claws were numb again. They tried to pull him up, but they didn't dare to touch him. As soon as they grabbed his arm, they were kicked away again, which was quite embarrassing.
Seeing this scene, I thought I would take this opportunity to try Taoist methods.
Thinking of this, I quickly dipped my fingers into some saliva and wrote a taboo word on my palm.
I originally wanted to write about Lei Zu's taboo, but I forgot how to write Lei Zu's taboo in a hurry, so I wrote the most familiar Ziwei taboo.
As mentioned before, these taboo words are synonymous with gods and have great power. Needless to say, they have the effect of exorcising evil spirits and turning them into evil spirits.
And I wrote with saliva on it, which was a temporary solution, because I couldn't bear to bite my middle finger and write with blood, it hurt...
But don’t underestimate saliva, this stuff is also positive.
Oh, by the way, don’t misunderstand when you see a positive result. This positive saliva test has nothing to do with COVID-19.
In fact, saliva is transformed into kidney essence and is a precious treasure. Taoists often use a method to practice qi, which is to put the tongue on the roof of the mouth and tap the teeth to swallow.
This is also a way to adjust the balance of yin and yang. It is said that it can also open up the Ren and Du meridians, allowing the blood circulation of the whole body.
If you don’t believe me, you can try it. When your tongue touches the roof of your mouth, your mouth will naturally secrete more saliva. Do not spit it out. Instead, you should close your mouth and tongue tightly and swallow it into your abdomen to moisten the five internal organs.
There is also tapping our teeth. This method will make our muscles and bones strong and our spirits refreshed.
Sun Simiao, a famous doctor in the Tang Dynasty, advocated "tapping your teeth three hundred times in the morning." Taoist medical scientist Tao Hongjing, who was over eighty years old, had tight teeth, intact teeth, and a strong body. His main health regimen was tapping the teeth.
Here I will briefly teach you. After waking up in the morning, relax your whole body, close your lips slightly, close your eyes, and tap your upper and lower teeth rhythmically against each other. But don’t do it too many times at the beginning, just twenty or thirty times.
After tapping the teeth, stick your tongue to the upper and lower gums, stir the tooth surface with gentle force, first up and then down, first inside and then outside. When body fluid is produced, do not rush to swallow it. Continue stirring until the body fluid gradually increases, and then use your tongue. Press it against the upper palate to collect the fluid, rinse it several times, and then swallow it in three batches. This set of swallowing fluid by tapping your teeth is complete.
I'm a little off topic. At that time, I drew a crape myrtle tab with my saliva, and then slapped Brother Sun's wife on the forehead.
Of course I didn't use too much force, but at the same time I recited a spell.
"The thunder from the sky rushes to the fire from the earth, destroying the evil in the world, and it is as urgent as the law."
I rarely use this evil-breaking spell, but I pinched it today and gave it to this old Huangxian.
Because he doesn't abide by the rules, possesses a human body without authorization, and pretends to be the Nine Heavens Thunder God, this is considered an evil spirit!
As a result, this slap was enough for him, and I saw a black light in my eyes, and I ran out of Brother Sun's wife's body.
Looking at Brother Sun's wife, she slowly stopped moving on the ground, stopped rolling, and stopped screaming. She was wheezing and panting.
But the breathing became weaker and weaker. Brother Sun became anxious when he saw it. He quickly picked up his wife and asked me: "Brother, what's going on?"
I wiped my hands and said with a smile: "It's okay. I chased that thing away. I probably won't dare to come back for a while."
Brother Sun looked at me blankly: "Then...will he come again in the future?"
I thought for a moment and said, "It's hard to say, but her family must have provided something evil, not an immortal, otherwise it would be impossible for her to impersonate the Nine Heavens Thunder God."
Brother Sun said with a bitter face: "What should we do? I originally thought that business was not good, but I didn't expect that there was this thing hidden across the street. Do you think if you leave, will they really come and set fire to me?"
I glanced at the opposite side. It was also closed at this time and it was dark.
But I know that the old woman must be furious now, because I have driven her fairy away.
Moreover, as Brother Sun said, if I leave, he will never have a good life, and this store may not last long.
I was meditating when I suddenly felt something tugging at my trouser leg.
I subconsciously looked down and saw nothing around me.
Hey, that’s interesting. What is this thing always hanging around next to me?
As soon as I thought of this, there was a sudden buzzing sound in my mind.
It sounded like some small animal whining lowly, or crying.
Oops, I feel pity for this milky voice, it's quite cute.
Looking around carefully, several images appeared in my mind.
Several little yellow and white foxes, with cute and cute breasts, they don't even look big, they are surrounding my legs, looking at me pitifully.
In their eyes, there was a bit of pleading, a bit of hope, a bit of cuteness, and a bit of excitement.
Seeing these foxes, I instantly remembered the Tushan Fox Clan with whom I had a fate when I was in Nanjing.
Oh my, these little foxes, aren’t these the same ones? !
I was suddenly pleasantly surprised. I still remember that Tu Shan followed me down and several foxes came down. The old one was named Tu Jiuliang, and the others were named according to their size.
The first few male foxes are painted one, two, three and four. The youngest one is a female fox. I call her Xiaowu.
I still remember that there was a strand of red hair on Tu Xiaowu’s forehead, which looked like a beauty with red makeup on her eyebrows. She was very charming and beautiful.
At this moment, it was them who were pulling my trouser legs!
Especially Tu Xiaowu’s wisp of red hair, I remember it so deeply that I can’t admit my mistake!
Ahhhhhhhhhhh...
I was so happy and surprised. To be honest, if they had entities, I would want to pick them up and cherish them now!
But why did they suddenly appear here, and what are they doing around me?
I squatted down, looked at them, and asked in my mind.
"So it's you, one, two, three, four, five, why are you here?"
Then, a milky voice answered.
"We came after you from Harbin..."
It was Xiao Wu who answered me. I suppressed my excitement and said to them.
"We haven't been together for nearly ten years. How are you guys doing?"
