Regarding this issue, foreigners do not have names or household registration in the underworld of China.
But our Chinese culture is broad and inclusive. If you are willing to come and believe in our culture, then I can open an account for you in the underworld and naturalize you.
This is equivalent to opening a bank account, and then you can deposit money into this account.
Of course, whether you believe in this thing or not, no one needs to argue about metaphysics.
As for how the elder brother explained this matter to Katyusha in Russian, I don’t care. All in all, in the end, Katyusha agreed, happily repaid her debt, and entrusted me to help her in China. Open an account with the local government and become a citizen.
She even stated the reason why she wanted to be naturalized: she hoped to be a Chinese in her next life.
I couldn't help but give her a thumbs up.
This girl has ideals and pursuits, and I must fulfill her wishes!
But there is a problem here. I want to naturalize Katyusha in the underworld of China. This can be done, but I have never done it.
At this time, I thought of Uncle Ma. I told this eldest brother and Katyusha, I said that if you want to naturalize and pay off the debt, you have to wait for a few days. My master is not at home now. He can't do it until he comes back.
This was not something to worry about, so my elder brother and Katyusha chatted with me for a while. I asked Katyusha curiously, is it true that she can’t speak a word of Chinese?
The eldest brother chuckled, and then said: "Katyusha also knows a few words, but not much. I'll let her show it to you for a while."
As he said that, the eldest brother said a lot to Katyusha in an encouraging tone. Katyusha looked embarrassed, looked at me, and then said something.
"piss off."
Even though she didn't know Chinese, she said this clearly.
I was stunned at the time, thinking to myself, I will ask you to speak a few words in Chinese, why are you cursing people when you open your mouth?
Before I could react, Katyusha said two more words.
"Silly B."
After it was over, I finally understood. I couldn't help but cover my forehead, laughing so hard that I almost died.
The eldest brother also laughed and said that if you still want to hear it, Katyusha will give you a CNM.
I said, who taught this? Can you teach our international friends a few civilized terms? Why are these all curse words?
It's useless for my elder brother to preach so much. When learning a foreign language, you must first teach how to curse. In this way, you can understand when others scold you abroad, and you can also curse with them. How cool it is.
Therefore, Katyusha currently knows three words: bastard, silly B, and CNM.
I can't say a word more.
I didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and tears came out of my eyes. I said, you can just teach me how to welcome you, but that's not a bad thing, you just open your mouth and curse people.
Big brother said you don’t understand. Katyusha relies on these three sentences. No one dares to provoke her wherever she goes...
We chatted for a while, and my elder brother told me that Katyusha can only stay in Harbin for ten days, and then she has to go home. If she wants to be naturalized, she must hurry up.
But Uncle Ma had been gone for more than half a month and there was still no word from him. I secretly called him twice during the period, but both of them were turned off.
They sat for a while and then left. I remembered Katyusha's Chinese words in the room, and I couldn't help but have fun for a long time.
Then I looked at the time. If I didn't come back within a month according to what Uncle Ma said, Katyusha would definitely not be able to catch up.
So after they left, I held my phone and hesitated for a long time, wondering whether I should call Uncle Ma again, when a text message suddenly popped up on my phone.
This text message shocked me. I thought I was dazzled for a while, but when I rubbed my eyes and looked again, I was not dazzled!
Because this text message was actually sent by Uncle Ma!
"You brat, do what you do when you see this message. Don't ask why, don't make phone calls, and don't tell anyone. Remember: I don't care what method you use, you must arrive at the XXXXXX location before ten o'clock tomorrow morning and put my Bring the statue of Lao Junye!"
My heart suddenly pounded for several times, and my eyes widened.
The address Uncle Ma mentioned is in a certain village in a certain county, a certain township, I won't tell you the specific address, it's kept confidential.
But this address was quite far from Harbin. After reading the message, I couldn't help but call Uncle Ma to ask him what was going on, but he turned off his phone again.
I was very puzzled, thinking what the hell was he doing?
In fact, I have every reason to think that this kind of nonsense information is a scam. Maybe Uncle Ma was tricked by someone, and then the other party took Uncle Ma's mobile phone and sent me a text message, trying to trick me into it too.
However, we are both paupers. One has no money, the other has no money, and the third has no money. Who can cheat us?
If it's for Uncle Ma's statue of Laojun, I don't think it's necessary. It's everywhere, just something you can buy online.
I hurriedly came to the computer and checked the address first.
Then I discovered that this address was in a very remote ravine.
Yes, this place is a big ravine. I guess it would be difficult to open this place to traffic.
After thinking about it for about two minutes, I immediately jumped up, packed my things, and got ready to leave.
Regardless of whether this text message was sent by Uncle Ma himself, it means that Uncle Ma is now in an emergency and I have to go help him right away!
So, I quickly packed a backpack, stuffed a few clothes, took my wallet, and then wrapped the statue of Lao Junye in a piece of red cloth and carefully put it into the backpack.
Before going out, I offered incense to the Immortal Family. As a disciple, I must tell the Immortal Family when I want to travel far away. At the same time, I must ask the Immortal Family to protect me.
So this time, I didn’t count myself as going there by myself. At that time, I felt in my heart that at least twenty or thirty immortals must have gone with me.
I didn't tell Ma Yunfeng or anyone, I just went out and drove my old shabby taxi, filled up the tank with gas, and rushed to the place where Uncle Ma sent me.
In fact, I am usually a bit slow-tempered and very Buddhist. I don't take things in a hurry when things are not urgent.
But this time, it took me less than half an hour to rush out of the house.
Because it was already two o'clock in the afternoon, Uncle Ma asked me to arrive at ten o'clock tomorrow morning, which left me enough time.
But the problem is, there is a big ravine there, and my car is about to be scrapped. I don’t know where I can drive on this road, and I don’t know if I can go into the mountains.
I must hurry up.
At that time, it was 2012. The mobile phone network was still 3G, and navigation, maps, etc. were far from as convenient and fast as they are now.
Moreover, there were maps at that time, but they were very slow to load, and my broken phone was not very powerful. I bought it for more than a thousand yuan, and I could hardly use the map function.
So before I hit the road, I bought a map to take with me, prepared some water and food, and then set off.
This is really a trip that comes and goes.
But I didn’t know it at the time. This time was not a trip at all, but the opening of a new world.
