By the way, I looked at this Miss Katyusha up and down, and I should say or not, she was really attractive, with blond hair and blue eyes, delicate facial features, convex front and back, she had everything she wanted.
To use a sentence in Russian to describe it: quite a bit less hala.
Then this eldest brother told me that his family actually has some business in Russia, and sometimes he would bring goods to the port, so he met this Katyusha. This time he came to Harbin to play, and then he wanted to plan a marriage for himself. .
When I heard about this thing, it was quite interesting. I dared foreigners to believe this and want to get married.
I said that's fine, you give me your birth date and horoscope, and I want it according to the lunar calendar.
Katyusha hardly knows any Chinese, so she couldn’t understand what I said. Then this big brother translated on the spot and asked Katyusha for her birthday.
Of course, this birthday is on the solar calendar, and foreigners don't follow the lunar calendar. Then, with an uneasy mood, I found out the day of the lunar calendar for her according to the perpetual calendar. This is easy, just convert it.
The next step was to sort out the horoscopes. I took a pen and calculated them for a long time, and then I found out that this horoscope was very special. It was almost full of earth in its life, and its body was prosperous.
This feature is more obvious. Earth corresponds to the spleen and stomach in the body. If the earth is too strong or too weak, the spleen and stomach are prone to problems.
Also, this kind of horoscope has too many calamities, and it is easy to make mistakes around people and be easily cheated by friends.
Generally speaking, when I encounter this kind of situation, I will use the injury caused by food as a god, because the injury caused by food can produce wealth, and wealth can produce official killings, and official killings can then lead to Kebi tribulations, forming a perfect cycle.
But we cannot directly use official killing to overcome it. The correct order is food injury first, wealth and talent second, and official killing third.
This sentence may be a bit professional, but if it corresponds to her, she has too much earth in her life, and is more cautious than having a calamity, and there are almost no official killings in the overall situation, which means that it is easy for marriages to not go smoothly, and it is easy to defeat a husband.
But everyone should pay attention. When you go out for fortune-telling in the future, don't worry about your husband being killed if you hear that you will kill your husband.
The word "kefu" here should actually be understood as restraint and suppression. To put it bluntly, it is a kind of suppression of the husband. Of course, it will also seriously affect the husband's career and health. But the word "kefu" cannot be understood as suppressing the husband to death, but as a kind of disadvantage. the elements of.
Moreover, the horoscope must also look at the overall situation and cannot be generalized.
However, this Katyusha was a foreigner, so I was a little cautious and thought about it for a while before asking her.
"First of all, you have to pay attention to your spleen and stomach. Those who are prone to illness will take medicine."
Katyusha looked confused because she didn't understand. The big brother next to me quickly translated and spoke a lot of Russian that I didn't understand.
Then Katyusha said "Ah", nodded repeatedly, and spoke a lot of Russian.
The elder brother translated for me again: "Katyusha just said, how did you know that she had just taken stomach medicine when she went out?"
When I heard it, I thought to myself, “Oh my god, this thing is pretty effective, isn’t it?”
Since the first one was accurate, I became more confident and said to her: "That's for sure. You have too much earth in your life, which means you have a bad spleen and stomach. And you also have a lot of peach blossoms in your life, especially this year. In your peach blossom year, you are likely to be pursued by the opposite sex."
The eldest brother looked at Katyusha and then said to me: "Can you tell me this? Katyusha is already married..."
I widened my eyes and said, "What the hell? She got married at such a young age. Well...well, first ask her if her marriage is not going well and her relationship is average."
The eldest brother turned around and translated, and then Katyusha nodded again, admitting that the marriage was indeed not going well and the relationship was average.
The information in these horoscopes is right for your health and your marriage.
Then I said to my eldest brother: "You can tell her now that there will be a peach blossom this year."
The eldest brother thought about it for a while, and then told Katyusha Dili Gulu a lot.
I listened patiently and then asked him: "I just said the words "there will be a peach blossom this year, my dear, did you talk to her for three minutes?"
The eldest brother smiled bitterly: "There is no way, there is no word for peach blossom in Russian. If I say peach blossom directly, she will think it is the peach blossom of a plant, so what I just told her is that this year, someone of the opposite sex may like her and pursue her. Show your love to her.”
There is nothing wrong with this. After all, the Chinese language is profound and profound. You will definitely not understand it just by talking about peach blossom Katyusha.
Then at this time, Katyusha said something, and my eldest brother said to me: "Katyusha said that if someone of the opposite sex likes her and confesses to her this year, will she accept it?"
I was a little speechless and said, "Isn't this bad? After all, she is not divorced yet. If she accepts someone else's confession, isn't that cheating?"
The elder brother turned around and translated for a while. I don’t know what he said, but Katyusha said a lot more innocently.
Then he turned around and said to me: "Katyusha asked, since someone likes her, why can't she accept it? It's her freedom to be with whomever she likes."
I scratched my head: "Well, it seems that foreigners' outlook on life is indeed different from ours, so just like it if she likes it. It's all her freedom anyway..."
Next, I didn't mention marriage anymore. I said that you still have a boy in your life. According to the formula in the ancient book, you are really a boy.
The eldest brother was also a little confused. He said, do foreigners also have the destiny of being a boy? I heard that the destiny of a boy is a boy who lives next to the gods in the sky, or even sneaks out of the temple. Can he be reincarnated as a foreigner?
I smiled and told him that since the information in these horoscopes corresponded very accurately, of course the boy's destiny would also be correct.
The eldest brother thought for a while and asked me: "What should I do? Or should I break it for her?"
I smiled and said, "Then it's up to you. It's all your consumption anyway. I don't care. I'm just a stand-in."
In this way, my respected international friend, Miss Katyusha, confusedly became a substitute for me.
I don’t know how the elder brother explained it to her. Anyway, the two of them talked for a long time, but I didn’t understand a word.
Anyway, after they finished talking, the eldest brother said to me excitedly: "Katyusha asked, can she also pay off her debt and save some money for herself in the underworld in advance?"
To be honest, this is another question that many people are curious about, that is, as foreigners, can they repay their debts and save money and burn paper in the underworld?
After all, the foreign system is different from ours. As we all know, after people die, they are not under the control of our underworld.
This is really a blind spot in knowledge, or in other words, this thing cannot be proven at all. No one knows what is going on in the underground world after death, and whether there are any visas and immigration in the underworlds of the East and West.
But who am I?
As a curious baby with three or four Tai Chi nobles in his life, I guard a treasure house like Uncle Ma every day. How can I let him go?
After all, I have been with Uncle Ma for many years, and although I have not yet reached the point of draining him dry, I have still taken things out of his head.
So I told him that it was feasible for foreigners to pay off their debts.
