After all, a chicken only has two thighs and two wings, weighing only two or three kilograms in total. Hundreds of immortals would be gone in just one lick.
Huang Tianhua said, do you think we really eat it? In fact, we just smell it, but if we meet something we like to eat, we will take it into the hall and enjoy it slowly.
I said that if you take it into the camp, it’s just a chicken. How do you divide it among two or three hundred people?
Huang Tianhua didn't answer. He glared at me and said, "Can you please stop being so curious? We naturally have our own laws. Why do you care so much?"
If you really want to know, then practice well, and when you die and eat with us, you will know!
Although Huang Tianhua looks beautiful, he is a bit fierce and always scares me. I never dared to ask again.
If Huang Tianhua sees this, don’t hit me. In fact, this is normal. After all, she is a beauty, and there is nothing wrong with having a bad temper...
In fact, it’s not just about eating, it’s also about drinking. The high-minded immortals don’t care too much about this. Everyone just needs to taste it, which basically means smelling it.
But there are also some people who like to drink very much. They really drink. After the wine is poured, it goes down very quickly.
For example, my family, Chang Tianlong, is often greedy for wine. Every time I think about pouring wine for Xianjia, I know that he wants to drink. If the wine drinks quickly, it must be him.
But he must have a good drinking capacity. I haven't seen him drunk in the past few years.
Having said this, I remembered a funny story about the Xian family drinking.
That time, a newbie came and hurriedly came to ask me, saying that he had lost consciousness after setting up the hall, and asked me if the Xian family had been detained.
In fact, every time someone asks this question, I tell him not to think nonsense and communicate slowly, because under normal circumstances, the Xian family will not be detained.
But this person said that he went to two or three masters, and they all told him that the immortal family was detained and asked him to go back to rescue the immortal. As a result, he spent a lot of money and the immortal was not rescued. He still couldn't. induction.
Then those masters told him that he was being punished too much and asked him to find other masters to solve the problem.
So he asked around and found me.
When I heard about this, I couldn't help laughing. I said, don't listen to what others say. I'm just a little sweet boy. I'm actually not very powerful at all. I don't care about things like detaining immortals or saving immortals.
In fact, I didn't fool him. I really didn't care about it, because I felt that most of the so-called deductions were actually people's own thoughts and their own thoughts were confused.
Usually when encountering this kind of situation, I ask him to communicate calmly and call back slowly, and most of the immortals come back on their own.
Note, no matter whether you have been deducted from the immortal or not, don't be impatient. If you are impatient, you will lose contact and induction with the immortal family.
But this man turned around anxiously, saying that his fairy must have been detained and begged me to show him.
When I saw that he was almost in tears, I thought I would show him, so I lit some incense and asked him to sit down and feel it to see if I could call the immortal family back.
As a result, after the incense was put on, he had no reaction and said that he felt that the immortal family was not there at all.
I'm quite puzzled, so let's go to your house and see if there is any problem at the entrance.
Because many people stand upright at the entrance of the hall, if they are not set up correctly, there will indeed be cases where there is no response.
So next, I went on a trip with him. Fortunately, he lived not far away and it only took ten minutes to take a taxi.
After entering the house, I took a look at his entrance. The building should be okay, at least it looked formal, but there were not many immortals, only about forty in total.
Moreover, these more than forty immortals, as you can tell by their names, are all small immortals, and some are loose immortals.
Let's put it this way, this hall entrance looks forced at first glance. The Immortal Family does exist, but it is not the entrance to the hall. It is enough to set up a Baojia Immortal.
Then I took another look and saw that there were quite a lot of things being offered to him at the entrance of the hall. It looked like he was quite sincere. Moreover, the wine glasses in front of him were full, and there were two barrels of Erguotou beside them.
There are really two barrels, pure barrels, basically one barrel weighs ten kilograms.
I looked at his entrance, then at him, then walked around the room, feeling a little attentive.
Now my sense of touch is also very strong, so I soon discovered that there was a fox sitting on a chair next to his entrance.
But this fox seemed to be sitting there as if he wanted to imitate others, but he couldn't sit still. After sitting for a while, he slipped down unknowingly.
When I looked carefully, I saw that the fox's eyes were hazy and drunk. He tried very hard to sit up, but failed every time.
I understood immediately, then I looked at this man and said with a smile: "If I guessed correctly, your family supplies wine very frequently. Do you pour wine for Lao Xian every day?"
He said with a depressed look: "Yes, don't they say that you have to be sincere when offering gifts to the immortal family? Moreover, the immortal family all likes to drink, so I pour wine every day, and if there is a little less wine, I will fill it up. Basically, I pour it two or three times a day.”
I said dumbfounded: "You are quite sincere, but your old fairy can't stand it. You pour wine like this, and everyone will be confused. To tell you the truth, your old fairy is sitting on this chair now, drinking There are too many, and I can’t even sit on the chair if I slide straight down.”
He was stunned: "Huh? Did the old immortal drink too much? This is impossible. I didn't pour much. Look, this wine glass is only so big."
I said helplessly: "The wine glasses are not big and can't hold many. There are five wine glasses, and it's been a while since you established the church. If you pour wine like this every day, the old immortal will drink it every day. Everyone has to drink it." Drunk!"
He scratched his head: "Ah... what should we do? It turns out that the old immortal is not ignoring me, nor is he being detained. Is he drinking too much?"
I pointed to the chair next to me: "Look, your old immortal is here. I guess this person should be a relatively high-level person in your family. I didn't see anyone else, but he saw himself."
He opened his eyes and looked there: "Where is it? Why can't I see it?"
I said: "Stop being curious, take away the food and wine quickly, and ask your old man to rest. After a good two days' sleep, maybe he will recover and sober up."
He hurried over and removed the food and wine from the table, then apologized to the Xian family and said a lot of good things.
I said stop talking, close the door and go out, let the old immortal have a good rest, and don't do such bad things in the future.
This guy looked embarrassed. After he went out, he couldn't help but laugh, saying that he was so careless that he poured wine for the old immortal and didn't know that the immortal family could still get drunk.
Two or three days later, he came over happily again and said that his old fairy had woken up. It was indeed as I said, he was drunk.
And the drunk guy is the leader of his family, Hu Tiangang.
I said you are so talented that you even made Hu Tiangang drink too much. What about the other immortals in your family?
He said don't mention it. Although Hu Tiangang drank too much, he could still show up. The other immortals just drank until they were unconscious, fell asleep, and didn't know anything anymore...
