As soon as she heard that she was going to be sent to the underworld, the female ghost immediately became scared and said hurriedly.
"No, no, no, we have something to discuss. Of course you are willing to help me find my drowning friend. I just don't know how I can thank you?"
This little female ghost is quite sharp. Knowing that she is no match for us, her tone immediately changed and she became very well-behaved.
Zhuang Yuwei said coldly: "Thank you, no need. From now on, you must be honest and don't play anymore. Look what kind of trouble you have caused to this man?"
The little ghost girl looked aggrieved and said, "You can't blame me entirely. Who made him buy my house and then watch that kind of movie every night? I also want to teach him a lesson."
I chuckled: "You can pull him down. Are you teaching him a lesson? You are clearly teaching him. You are a good person and you are almost ruining your calf. I tell you, if you don't obey me, I will give him a lesson." If you harm your drowning friend before you find him, I will send you to hell directly."
The little female ghost nodded repeatedly: "I know, I know, I will definitely be obedient. I am a little girl, but I can't afford to offend you immortals and gods. You can strangle me to death with just a little finger."
I rolled my eyes and said, "Don't fool me here. You're talking nice. I gave you away twice, even the groom on a white horse, and you didn't leave. You are so awesome."
The little female ghost said: "It's not that I won't leave, but I have nowhere to go. Besides, this is my home, where can I go?"
I said, "Don't you have an urn? It's okay for you to stay there. Your house has been sold to others. Now this is no longer your home. It's wrong for you to stay here."
The little female ghost looked aggrieved and said with tears in her eyes: "Actually, when you gave it to me for the second time, I really wanted to leave, but when I went to the funeral parlor, I saw that my urn had already been put away."
"Put it away, why is that?"
"Because it has been too long and no one has renewed the payment, so the funeral home has to deal with it uniformly. From now on, I will be a wandering ghost without even an urn, 555555555..."
Oops, I felt soft again when she said this, and I couldn't bear it in my heart. Zhuang Yuwei looked at me with a cold face and said, "There are so many lonely souls and wild ghosts in the world. Are you able to sympathize with them?"
Uh...that's true.
However, I’d better help if I can. Who makes me a good person?
So I told the little ghost girl to give me the information about the drowned friend and which funeral home her urn was placed in. I would go and renew her one-year subscription first...
After hearing this, she happily gave me the relevant information, and then hid it obediently, saying that she would never harm this poor brother again.
But I was worried because this little girl was a little too unrestrained, so I told her directly not to stay here during this period, but to come with me and take her to a good place.
The little female ghost didn't dare to disobey, so Zhuang Yuwei and I drove back home with her.
The little female ghost was looking around all the way. I originally thought she might be waiting for an opportunity to escape, but she didn't move at all. Instead, she chatted with us all the way.
I asked her, before so many people gave her money and asked her to leave, but she refused to leave. Didn’t she know that this was against the rules?
The little female ghost said that those people did give a lot of money before, including a substitute and a house, but they were not sent to her heart because she just wanted to find the little friend who saved her from drowning.
From this point of view, sending ghosts is really not that simple. It is not enough to just give money and a house. You also have to understand the needs of the ghosts. This business is actually quite difficult to do.
Soon after I arrived home, this dream was over. When I woke up, I found that it was almost dawn, almost four o'clock in the morning.
Then I turned over and continued to sleep for a while, and didn't get up until about eight o'clock in the morning.
When I was having breakfast, I told Uncle Ma about this, but he didn't say much or object. He just touched his chin and shook his head.
"Oh, you are a soft-hearted Xiaofan, and you have to lose money in your dreams. People make money one after another when they accept rituals. But you are lucky, you have to go to the funeral parlor to renew the payment for a female ghost."
This is indeed a bit funny to say, but I didn’t care, and said with a smile: “Just pay some compensation, it doesn’t matter, the main thing is to get things done for the customer, and besides, this is also the task given to me by my old king. , let me help the ghosts in the world."
Uncle Ma nodded: "That's true, it is also a meritorious deed. In this case, then you go ahead and remember to pay less..."
After eating quickly, I took the car keys and went out. But before going out, I thought of the big A6 last night, and then asked Uncle Ma, should our family change to a new car? How much does that crappy taxi drive? Over the years, I sometimes shiver even more than my grandpa when I’m on the road.
Uncle Ma said it's okay, if you make money for me, we can change the car next year, but if you keep losing money like this, then it's not a good idea.
I said, don't worry, Uncle Ma. I'm just going to pay for it this time. I won't be able to pay for anything next time!
In fact, I can also ask the customer to pay for the storage fee for the urn, but I am too lazy to bother. Anyway, the funeral home only stores the urn for a year, so it doesn't matter if I pay for it myself.
But when I just got in the car, the little female ghost suddenly appeared in the back seat of the car. I suddenly saw it in the rearview mirror and startled me.
I asked her what she was doing, and she pitifully told me that she also wanted to go to the funeral parlor to look for her own urn.
I didn't refuse her, so I took her to the funeral home, found the staff, and then reported the name of the little female ghost: Wang Meiyun.
It was so old that it was a bit difficult to find. The little girl and I waited there for a long time before the staff found it and then said to me: "You are late. Today there are a batch of overdue and unrenewed subscriptions that need to be processed together. Some It’s been 20 or 30 years, it’s really overdue.”
I asked him: "How many overdue items are there to be dealt with? Can we still find Wang Meiyun's name among them?"
The staff looked at me and said, "If you find out, will you renew her subscription?"
I said weakly: "Can... please renew for another year?"
The staff member shook his head: "I'm sorry, you have to pay her fees for the first 20 or 30 years first, otherwise we can only deal with them together."
This was a bit beyond my expectation. I thought it would be enough to renew for one year, at least to give that little ghost a place to live, but it turned out that I had to make up the money for twenty or thirty years...
The little female ghost and I looked at each other, and she pouted, not daring to look up at me.
I sighed and asked the staff, how much do I have to pay?
The staff said it would probably cost several thousand yuan.
These few thousand dollars are not much, but the question is, am I wronged?
I thought for a moment and didn't answer directly. Then I asked the staff if they could take me there to have a look first and find the urn first.
The staff was a little reluctant and asked me what my relationship was with Wang Meiyun. I first looked at the little female ghost next to me and then told the staff.
"She is my aunt."
