I was dumbfounded and speechless after listening to this paragraph, and called Lao Tie 666...
It seems that this guy has read a lot of movies, and this girl has started to have sex with him, right?
I said you can’t do this. Have you watched the movie again?
He said no, the conscience of heaven and earth definitely didn’t look at it.
But if he hadn't watched the movie, what kind of power drove the female ghost to come back?
I thought for a while and said to him: "In your situation, just sending ghosts is not enough. You can repay the yin debt and send it to an enemy and creditor. As the saying goes, without debt, you will be light and your yang energy will increase, which will also be good for you. of."
He also thought about it and asked me a little uneasily: "Otherwise, you can communicate with the female ghost in me and ask her what she wants to do?"
I spread my hands and said, "Isn't it obvious what she wants? She just wants your body."
He said with a grimace: "I don't have a good body. I'm a rough guy and not handsome. I haven't even found a wife yet. Why is she following me? I feel like a flower stuck in my cow." It’s shit.”
I laughed: "She doesn't think so, because for ghosts, as long as the magnetic field attracts, she will follow you. In fact, this is quite good. If you think about it from another angle, if you marry a wife, you still have to follow If you want a house, you will need a betrothal gift, and they will quarrel with you when you get married, and they will divide your property when you get divorced. But as for this female ghost, she will not want your house and betrothal gift, she will not want your salary card, and she will not quarrel with you. , regardless of your property. The most important thing is that she also plays role-playing with you. Ask yourself, you are taking advantage of her!"
He scratched his head: "Hey, if you say that, it seems to make sense. This thing is stronger than a human."
I smiled and said: "You can't let her follow you if you are stronger than others. After all, Yin and Yang are different paths, and your Yang life will be consumed over time. Let's do this, I will repay your Yin debt, and then be a substitute for her, so that she can take care of herself. of leaving."
I had previously given Xiao Ji a substitute for the ghost in the sedan chair, so I was somewhat confident about this kind of thing.
So I called the eldest sister from last time and asked her to help prepare a white horse and groom.
When sending a substitute, the female will be the bride riding in a sedan chair, and the male will naturally be the groom riding a white horse.
The eldest sister said there was no problem at all and it would be done tomorrow.
So, the next day, I went to pay off his debt, burned the substitute groom, and then asked the female ghost to leave.
I won’t go into details about this process. In short, after this delivery, the buddy came to see me a few days later and happily told me that after paying off the debt, his eye circles were not so dark and his sleep quality had also improved. Now, I no longer dream about female ghosts.
I was also very relieved, thinking that there should be no problem this time, right?
However, this time it only lasted about half a month. One day, the buddy came to me with a sad face. After talking about it, the female ghost must have completely relied on him, and she came back again!
But this time, the female ghost stopped playing role-playing with him. She sat on the edge of the bed and stared at him with wide eyes. She sang to him while watching.
I asked him what he was singing. He recalled it and then sang a few lines to me.
"The end of the world, the ends of the earth... I am looking for a close friend... My little sister is like a thread and a needle is like a thread. Lang, threaded together and never separated. Oh my, Lang, threaded together and never separated..."
I was a little shocked. Has this female ghost ever lived in Shanghai? How can she still sing the song "Song Girl from the End of the World"?
And this is unreasonable. Even if she has been in Shanghai, she can't be so evil that she refuses to send her away every time. What's more, I also gave her a substitute!
The guy looked gloomy again, saying that it had been like this before, and that he had also sent substitutes, but they were of no use. What I did for him this time was the longest lasting one, and others couldn't even last a week.
I thought about it for a while and said that this is not possible. It seems that it is not a problem of delivery. Otherwise, you can invite her up, let her get on top of you, and talk directly.
When he heard this, his legs became weak and he said that it was absolutely not possible. I would give her whatever she asked for, but I would definitely not agree to it. This thing was too scary.
I said that if you don't agree to be naked, you have no choice but to go back first. Then tonight, I will send someone to your house to have a look and ask the female ghost.
He nodded repeatedly and said, "That's no problem. You can come to the door, but I don't know. Sir, which immortal family do you want to send over?"
I grinned and said to him, "I'll send Qingfeng from the underworld there. It's easy for people of the same kind to communicate with each other."
His legs went weak again, and he said in a dumbfounded way: "Then you can't scare me if Qingfeng goes to your house. After asking about the matter, he will come back and he can't live in my house, right?"
I said: "Don't worry, even if you want him to stay, it won't work. He will come back after finishing the work and it won't have any impact on you."
Only then did he feel relieved and agreed to my method of sending someone there at night. Then he followed my instructions and left his name and address.
In fact, I have already thought about this candidate. Two people are suitable, one is Zhuang Yuwei and the other is Fifth Sister Wei.
At night, after thinking for a long time, I decided to go to Zhuang Yuwei. After all, I haven’t been alone with Sister Zhuang for a long time, and I also had a lot to talk to her.
It should be said or not, even though Zhuang Yuwei usually ignores me, she is really helpful when something happens. I just held the Sanqing and fanned it, and she came out.
So next, I briefly explained the person's situation, and Zhuang Yuwei said that she had known it for a long time. This kind of thing is actually not difficult to say, as long as the crux is found out.
If I say this, then we will go together tonight. I just feel uncomfortable with my free time recently. Let’s go out to take a look at the night view of Harbin and experience the romance of a little oriental Paris.
After all, it was the summer of 2012, and Harbin was quite lively at night, and the temperature was very cool, so it was very comfortable to go shopping at night.
Zhuang Yuwei said, if we go out, we can also drive.
It’s a good idea, and it’s also good to go for a drive, but what about driving in a dream?
I thought for a while and came up with a solution, so I asked Zhuang Yuwei to wait while I went to find the eldest sister who was the stand-in and asked her to make a paper car for me.
The eldest sister is quite knowledgeable and asked me directly what brand I wanted. Is it BBA or Japanese and American?
I thought about it for a while, and I said it would still be BBA, but BMW doesn’t want it.
The eldest sister asked me why and I said they don’t give ice cream...
This eldest sister's craftsmanship is not to be boasted. She finished the paper car for me in minutes. When I saw it, it was a brand with four circles, and it looked pretty good.
Then I happily took it home, chanted it in front of the hall, and burned it.
