Just like that, several days passed in the blink of an eye.
Xiao Ji didn't look for me again, and I don't know what happened to her.
Anyway, I am a Buddhist person, so if I want to read divination, I will read it. When I have free time, I will write novels. When I get really bored, I will play games.
I remember that at that time, I played a browser game. It seemed to be called Legend of Shushan in the QQ game. In fact, it seems to be quite low now, but it was quite lively at that time. I was also the leader of a gang, and I secretly charged a lot of money. More than a thousand dollars.
Because Uncle Ma wouldn't let me recharge, he always said, what are you spending the money on? It's a broken browser game, it would be great to date a few girls with that kind of money.
I said Uncle Ma...what did you say?
Uncle Ma responded very quickly, saying that it would be great to date a few young ladies if you have money, and that it would also solve your single problem.
I said don’t be concise when you speak next time. If you omit a word, the meaning will be very different...
In fact, at that time, I had written almost 100,000 words of the novel, but the subsequent development almost stagnated.
Because I have no idea how to publish this thing, and I don’t know how to make money by writing it.
Although it is just a hobby, deep down I hope that I can write a work like Tomb Raiders: Ghost Blows Out the Lantern, so that many people can see it.
It just so happened that a friend I met in the game was the editor of a literary website. I won’t mention where she was from, but she introduced me to it and said you could try publishing here.
I submitted the manuscript with the mentality of giving it a try.
As a result, within a few days, I received a reply via email, saying that I had too many memories at the beginning of the book and there were no conflicts. If I removed the memories, there would be nothing to read, so I could only sign for a share.
In fact, at that time, online novels had guarantees and profit sharing. My original intention was to sign a guarantee, even if the price was very low, at least I would be motivated to write.
But reading between the lines, the editor didn't like my book very much. I thought about it and let it go. Since they didn't like it, there was no point in signing it. It was better to keep it for myself.
And my mentality at that time was the same as that of almost all new authors. No matter what I wrote, it looked good. I felt that such an awesome book should be used to kill people instantly, right?
But you said there was nothing to see, which really pissed me off.
So I put it on hold for about half a year, almost at a standstill, because I also fell into self-doubt and didn’t know how to write after being criticized.
The words were divided into two parts: here the novel was put on hold, but over there Xiao Ji came to see me again.
That morning, before I woke up, I got up to go to the toilet in a daze, and saw her giving me a message.
When I looked at it, she said, brother, I have made up my mind this time. I don’t want that scumbag anymore. I blocked all his contact information and made him disappear from my world.
This big girl probably really regards me as a family member, and she always thinks about telling me everything.
I said that's good, this is a good thing, bad fate is also a kind of love debt, you can come out on your own, I am happy for you.
Next, she told me that she wanted me to help her with one more thing, which was to help her send that big pervert away.
Because, she had another very disgusting dream at night, which made that big pervert a real disaster in her dream.
She said that after she woke up and took a shower for a long time, she felt dirty and cried in anger.
I wasn't sleepy at that time. Can you tell me more about this?
She said, brother, I can't do it, I can't say it, it's too pornographic...
If she can say the words "too pornographic", I guess it is indeed too pornographic.
This big pervert has indeed gone too far!
I said don't worry, I will study and send him away today. If he doesn't leave this time, I will find a way to kill him!
I'm really not bragging. With Uncle Ma here, it's easy to kill a pervert, isn't it?
Uncle Ma didn't even need to take action. He killed a chicken with a butcher's knife. I had a dream at night and fucked him the same way!
So that morning, I found an older sister who was doing paper-tying work and asked her to help me tie a sedan chair and a bride.
This is actually a gift for a substitute, because the pervert refused to leave, so I thought of this method. I gave the pervert a sedan chair and a bride, and then gave him a house, gold ingots, etc. In this way, I also gave him a wedding and a wife. I can leave well.
In fact, I met the eldest sister who did the paper-making work through Aunt Hu. She was quite skillful in her craftsmanship. If you were to work with her, you would definitely not turn out to be something like Zhu Bajie's daughter-in-law.
The eldest sister agreed wholeheartedly, saying that it was all a trivial matter. I would give you a sedan chair, a bride, and then four sedan bearers for you.
I was right when I heard it. As for the sedan chair, it needs bearers to carry it.
This thing was quite complete, so I gave it to her and made an appointment with her to use it at four in the afternoon.
This eldest sister is also reliable. At four o'clock in the afternoon, she delivered it to me on time. Along with some other materials, they were all delivered to the Tutu Temple.
I had already prepared the acknowledgment, so I burned something, wrote the acknowledgment, and prayed to the gods for protection and verification, so that the pervert could leave quickly after getting the money and the bride in the sedan chair, and not to bother Xiao Ji anymore.
Needless to say, the eldest sister's double looks much better, but I looked left and right and didn't see the bride.
It's just a sedan chair, four bearers, and a person in purple clothes next to it. He seems to be a man, and he doesn't look like a bride.
I said where is our bride?
The eldest sister said, you silly boy, of course the bride is in the sedan, how can you let the bride get off the ground and walk?
As she said that, she stretched out her hand to open the sedan curtain, and saw a bride wearing a red wedding dress and covering her head sitting in the sedan.
I don’t know how the bride’s face is done. After all, I can’t lift someone’s head, but I can give you a feel for the sedan and the bride.
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The bearer is a little too small...
I can’t see the bride’s face…
The stand-in for the bride delivering the sedan chair ended quickly and smoothly.
Then it was amazing. Xiao Ji came to me excitedly the next morning and said that she didn't have that kind of dream last night, and she also dreamed that the man was gone and looked back at her when she walked to the door. At first glance, he seemed a little reluctant to leave, but he still went out and left.
I am also very happy. This dream means that the pervert is really gone and will never come back again.
Later, I told the eldest sister that the bride you married must be very beautiful. When the pervert saw the bride in the sedan chair, he followed her and left, no longer lingering here.
The eldest sister laughed loudly and said that this male ghost is just like men, he is carefree and forgets the old one when he has a new one.
I also joked, saying that I don’t want to be bothered. It doesn’t matter that I am a new person, and I will not forget the old person.
The eldest sister said that you are more carefree, you are eating from the bowl and looking at the pot, you are a scumbag!
I spread my hands and said that there was nothing I could do. The young man was rather good-looking and very rare. To be honest, my fiancée in my previous life still missed me...
