Ma Yunfeng said that Liu Laosan said on the phone that he was going to be ill and felt that he was going to die, and then begged Ma Yunfeng to save him.
Ma Yunfeng was quite generous and called the emergency call without saying a word. Then Feng Feng Huo Huo rushed to the place and found that Liu Laosan was really sick and was lying on the ground doing break dancing - convulsed.
Mr. Liu, who used to be the master of all things, now had no one to care about his stroke at home. He had a nanny, but it didn't matter. She was frightened when Mr. Liu fell ill.
Then, Ma Yunfeng was sent to the hospital.
The process sounds simple, but it sounds very embarrassing.
Liu Sanye was so awesome when he was brilliant, but now he is so miserable when he is lonely.
Think about his disciples who cheered and supported them, where are they now?
Think about his beauties who have gained a hundred years of virtue after sleeping, where are they?
This is true: if you have money, don’t forget the days when you have no money. How many people have you seen when you are in trouble? !
Ma Yunfeng is a kind person after all.
I patted Ma Yunfeng on the shoulder and said: "You did the right thing in this matter. Although Liu Laosan is not a thing, people can't do too much. His retribution is his, and our good karma is ours." , if he gets upset later, I will give him a gift of 200 yuan..."
Ma Yunfeng looked a little sad, and sighed: "Although he didn't do anything good, he was okay with me at the beginning, so he came to me for help, and I couldn't ignore him. To be honest, if I hadn't met you, I might have I am his close disciple."
I smiled and said, "Aren't you quite sorry? If you become his closed disciple, then you will be an awesome person in the future, and you can sleep with a big girl and gain a hundred years of success."
Ma Yunfeng raised his head and sighed: "So, I am hanging out with you, how many big girls have I missed... you have to compensate me!"
I laughed and said, "No problem, I'll make it up to you. In two days, I'll ask Uncle Ma to take you to the second floor of the bathhouse to kill demons and demons. It's up to you to clean up as much as you can."
Ma Yunfeng couldn't laugh or cry: "Stop it, we can just talk and brag. If I really want to bathe you as a big girl, do you dare to do it?"
I rubbed my hands: "Well, to be honest, I really don't dare to do it. I can't stand this. I'm afraid... Don't talk to me, as if you dare to do it."
Ma Yunfeng also rubbed his hands: "Actually, I don't dare, but after I broke up with that girl last time, I have been holding it in for several months. How about we try it another day?"
I glared at him: "Try it, are you afraid that the old immortal will beat you?"
Ma Yunfeng chuckled: "I'm just saying casually, disciples can't even watch pornographic films, how dare they visit prostitutes..."
I suddenly remembered something: "Do you think Liu Laosan has ever found a young lady? Strictly speaking, he is also a leader of immortals and a disciple."
Ma Yunfeng shook his head: "I don't know. I know he slept with his female apprentice. Is it because he couldn't find a young lady that he slept with his female apprentice?"
I nodded: "It's possible, but I guess he won't abide by the rules. What bad things can't be done by a person like him?"
Ma Yunfeng touched his chin: "Looking for a lady is not a bad thing, I think it is a consumption behavior..."
The two of us were chatting here, and the little nurse passing by kept looking at us, probably thinking: These two perverts!
At this moment, someone nearby pushed Liu Laosan out of the emergency room. When we walked over, the nurse took an electrocardiogram and told us that the problem was not serious and that he was basically normal.
It seemed that Liu Laosan would not die for a while. Ma Yunfeng and I came to Liu Laosan and looked at his weak appearance and dull eyes.
Ma Yunfeng and I looked at each other, and then said something to Liu Laosan in unison.
"Do you want a lady?"
"ah……"
Liu Laosan, who had not said a word for a long time, moved his eyes slightly, as if he suddenly came to life, and turned to look at us...
Ma Yunfeng and I looked at each other again, and then said one word to Liu Laosan.
"Pooh!"
This Liu Laosan was considered a false alarm, but he would not die. Seeing that he was okay, I asked Ma Yunfeng to carry me to his car, and then sent him back together.
Liu Laosan is in quite a miserable condition now. He is almost like a cripple, without even the basic ability to take care of himself.
We sent him home, and a nanny picked him up. After working hard for a long time, Liu Laosan finally took a breath and looked better.
However, his eyes were always evasive, which looked quite embarrassing, and I found that there was still some unwillingness in his eyes.
It's just that he is completely powerless against us now. Otherwise, I guess he might not give up.
I looked at him and said, "Mr. Liu, we caught up this time, so we can accumulate some merit for ourselves, but next time, you may not be so lucky."
This is absolutely true. In his situation, if he convulses at home next time and no one sends him to the hospital in time or takes some first aid measures, his life will probably not be saved.
Ma Yunfeng also said: "I think you should hire two more nannies for yourself, so that there won't be anyone to take you to the hospital at the critical moment."
As we said that, we looked at the nanny next to us. She must be in her seventies. She was very old, rustic, and didn’t seem to be from the city. When we were talking, she looked very nervous and looked like He looked helpless.
Liu Laosan sighed lowly and said something that surprised us.
"Oh, this is not a nanny, she is my mother..."
ah?
Ma Yunfeng and I were both stunned. Liu Laosan was already in his fifties, and his mother was in her seventies or almost eighty. No wonder she looked so old.
"To tell you the truth, I am sitting on nothing now. I have been pushed down by others. It turns out that I still have some savings, so my last female apprentice was kidnapped... There is no way, I can't afford a nanny, so my old lady from the countryside Just come and take care of me.”
I felt very uncomfortable and said to him: "Okay, then you can take care of yourself in the future. You brought this incident on yourself. If you still hate us or blame us, feel free to do so, but I still say the same thing. If you give me If you get another chance, I will still deal with you."
Liu Laosan smiled bitterly, looked up at us, and his eyes suddenly became clear.
He looked at Ma Yunfeng and me and said, "I don't hate you. You're right. I brought all this on myself. I'm a disciple of my own, but I went astray. I asked for it."
The two of us looked at him without saying a word, each feeling deep in our hearts.
Later, Liu Laosan said: "Let me give you four words. I hope you can remember them in your hearts, and I hope you will not make the same mistakes I made."
I nodded: "You say it, and we listen."
Liu Laosan squinted his eyes and looked out the window into the void. At that moment, his eyes became clear, as if he suddenly understood the world and realized the right path.
"Don't use Xuanmen as a market, use less scheming to serve the gods, but keep half of your sincerity, so there is no need to worry that the Supreme Law will not work."
