Ma Yunfeng quickly took out his mobile phone and recorded the video next to him, so that Xiao Lin would not know about it for a while.
Then Xiao Lin yawned loudly and said, "Give me...a chicken!"
There happened to be a chick in my hall, so Peng Wanli didn't suffer any loss and went straight to my chick.
I didn't say anything, so I gave it to him. Xiaolin grabbed the roast chicken and started to eat it. He ate half of the chicken in one breath, then put it down and wiped his mouth with satisfaction.
"I, the old dinosaur fairy, have never had a relationship with this kid Xiao Lin. It was only because I traveled here two years ago and saw at a glance that this kid has extremely good bones and is able to pass on my great ways."
After finishing the roast chicken, he stopped stuttering, and then started talking in a pretentious manner.
Ma Yunfeng continued: "Ah, so that's it. Then why hasn't Old Dinosaur come here recently? Is there something wrong, or is this disciple not doing his job well?"
He said: "Hey, speaking of this, I have to talk to you about the truth. This child has been destined to me for a total of three years. Now that the fate has come, this child is too sincere and I can't bear to let him go."
Ma Yunfeng said: "What should I do? My child is sincere and doesn't want you to leave."
He said: "This child is sincere, but his character is unstable. He is not going to school well. I can't delay him, so I'd better leave."
Ma Yunfeng said: "If you leave, this child will not think about food, let alone school."
He said, "That's it. I'll go back to heaven and stay for a few days. After ten years on earth, I'll come back to see this child."
Ma Yunfeng said: "If you put it this way, let him study hard and live a good life first. If there is a fate, will you come back in the future?"
"That's right, that's right."
At this point, I secretly gave Uncle Ma a thumbs up, thinking that this was a very clever move, so I immediately gave it to Old Dinosaur and delayed it for ten years. In this case, after ten years, Xiao Lin's mind has stabilized, and I guess Now that he understands what's going on, he won't think about it anymore.
Otherwise, if he said he would never come back, Xiao Lin might not be able to withstand the blow, and he would be ruined if he got mad again.
To put it simply, our conversation with Peng Wanli was actually just to fool the child. We first got Xiao Lin back from his thoughts, so that he would stop thinking about the old dinosaur fairy all day long.
After finishing speaking, Uncle Ma waved his hand for Peng Wanli to retreat. Then Xiaolin regained consciousness, and the first thing he did was ask Ma Yunfeng for the video.
The whole process was videotaped just now. When Xiao Lin opened it and took a look, he burst into tears involuntarily.
"Brother... the old dinosaur fairy is leaving and won't be back for ten years, wuwuwuwuwu..."
The child cried after saying a few words. I couldn't bear to see it, so I went over to persuade him: "It's okay, it's only ten years. It passed in the blink of an eye. How could I have been following you for hundreds of millions of years? It’s just chance.”
Ma Yunfeng also said: "That is, you study hard first, get into college, and do whatever you want to do. After ten years, the dinosaur master sees your future and may come back to you."
Xiao Lin wiped his tears: "Is what you said true? Can the old dinosaur fairy really come back?"
Uncle Ma raised his hand and gave him a slap, and said with a smile: "Look at your little potential, you are crying. You said that you wander around all day long and don't study hard. By then, everyone will go to college and find a good job. You Or if you are still a three-person, can the old Tyrannosaurus rex take a fancy to you?"
Xiao Lin blinked and said, "But why do I have to go to college? I want to work hard. Then I won't have to go to work to find a job. I can just look after others like you, right?"
Uncle Ma raised his hand and slapped him again: "Nonsense. Do you think you don't need to be educated to be a warrior? You are wrong. Only study and knowledge can give you a deeper understanding of the world, just like the current recruitment in monasteries. Just like the monks, why do people require a bachelor's degree? It's because you are educated so that you can understand the principles in the Buddhist scriptures and analyze them to others. Otherwise, when you read the scriptures, you will be like a big monkey who goes to school and listens to the old monk's lectures. It’s like a duck listening to thunder, what do you know?”
Xiao Lin scratched his head: "So, do you have to go to college first before going out?"
I said to him: "You don't have to go to college to take action. These two things don't affect anyone. Going to college is an improvement for yourself. When you encounter a problem, what height can you stand on?" Take a look at it. Of course, there are also bastards in college, it all depends on your own requirements for yourself."
Uncle Ma also said: "Look at your brother Fan. He has never gone to college, but his ideological level is several meters higher than that of ordinary college students."
I couldn't laugh or cry: "Uncle Ma, please stop talking nonsense. He is several meters tall. I am talking nonsense..."
Anyway, our words finally persuaded Xiao Lin. The child stopped crying. He looked at himself in the video, then knelt down and kowtowed a few times, saying that he would go to school well and wait ten years. Finally, I hope that the old dinosaur fairy can come back and renew their relationship.
This kid is really pious. If you don't talk about the old dinosaur fairy, you must not tell the truth to him, otherwise he will be easily hit.
A few days later, Xiaolin gave us the latest news.
His cousin actually went online to look up Sora Aoi, and then she went crazy. Now she is going to settle the score with her master with a knife.
Not only that, his cousin's entire family was confiscated, including Sora Aoi, Marshal Rinma, and Ultraman Pippi.
Moreover, he became so angry that he became seriously ill and his spirits were no longer normal.
I thought to myself that it would be weird if I didn't get angry. I would be so angry if I didn't do it well. Back then, I even tried to argue with us and even brought out Tathagata Buddha.
How are you now? Are you satisfied? Do you know you're wrong?
But Xiao Lin then said that his cousin wanted to come to us and ask us to reestablish a church for her.
I said get rid of it quickly, I don't care about such a courtship, she will look for whoever she wants, I can't get the courtship she wants, and I don't have Zhang Zuolin, Marshal Liu Laogen, I can't satisfy her...
Uncle Ma said yes, such a person is a big devil. Even if she wakes up today, it is only temporary. She might have to be fooled again one day, and she might even be able to write Calabash Baby and King Scorpion into court. On the list.
We almost burst out laughing...
But since this incident, Xiao Lin really seems to be a different person. He studies seriously and no longer wanders around every day.
Even though his grades are not that good, he is back to normal.
His mother also came to thank us, saying that even if the child couldn't get into a serious university, he could go to a junior college. At least he didn't go astray.
Ma Yunfeng and I were also very happy for him, but we didn't tell his mother. In fact, Xiao Lin wanted to work hard to make a living, so that the old dinosaur would come to see him again ten years later!
