To be honest, I almost couldn't hold it back. I quickly pinched the inside of my thigh, turned around and coughed a few times, and finally suppressed my smile.
As a result, I accidentally choked and almost couldn't take a breath. Xiaolin hurriedly gave me a slap and finally recovered.
Xiao Lin's cousin said: "Look, you also have a fairy in you. When you hear about the establishment of a church, you get excited. You two are the same. If you don't establish a church, it will be a problem sooner or later."
In fact, I was numb to her rhetoric, but I should say it or not. What she just said is a common saying. Almost everyone with fate is like this, so this template will apply to most people. Nothing wrong.
Because basically everyone who comes to see you is having trouble and is not in good health. If he is fine, why would he come to see you?
Ma Yunfeng nodded repeatedly after hearing this, saying that the previous master also said the same thing, if he didn't take action, something would happen.
Xiao Lin and his cousin smiled slightly and said that's right, I just said that you are a member of the team, and your team is very domineering. After you get out, you can make a fortune.
This is another common saying. Generally speaking, when one master says that you are destined, you may not believe it. Two masters say that you are going to take action, and you still may not believe it. When the third master says the same thing, then you have no choice. I don’t believe it anymore.
So when every master's routine becomes an unspoken rule, then basically you can't escape the fate of being "taken out" wherever you go.
However, his cousin said these words were told by "Sora Aoi", which is really speechless. This is simply an insult to the Immortal family!
I couldn't help it anymore, so I walked up to the waiter and asked her, "Forgive me for my limited knowledge, what kind of immortal is Sora Aoi? Why have I never heard of it?"
She didn't answer me directly and said, "Then you don't need to ask. Anyway, he is an old immortal with high Taoism and a Taoist."
This time even Uncle Ma couldn't help it anymore and came over and asked: "Can you tell me clearly, is Sora Aoi a Taoist?"
She said: "Yes, isn't Sora Aoi the Taoist name? My master said that he is a teacher with both virtue and skill, probably similar to Confucius."
I covered my forehead and said, "Can you please stop burying Confucius? If you are so nagging, aren't you afraid that Master Confucius will lead someone to kick down your door in the middle of the night?"
Xiao Lin probably couldn't pretend anymore and said: "Auntie, you are too naive at first glance. So Aoi is a teacher. She is... a human physiology teacher. Why are you still going with Confucius?"
His cousin was also confused and said stubbornly: "It doesn't matter who the teacher is, the teacher is virtuous and meritorious..."
Uncle Ma chewed his teeth and said: "There is nothing wrong with that. The merit is great..."
I couldn't help but cover Uncle Ma's mouth: "Old man, please don't talk nonsense, please be careful that Grandmaster will slap you soon..."
His cousin was also angry. She pointed at Xiao Lin and said, "These people you brought today are all here to cause trouble. You all get out of here and stop looking!"
The scene became chaotic for a moment. Uncle Ma winked at Xiao Lin. Xiao Lin plucked up the courage and said loudly: "Auntie, I have long said that your confession was wrong. It is outrageous for you to treat Sora Aoi. Besides, how can a normal person have a confession?" Terman’s, those are all from TV.”
His cousin was still dissatisfied, and said with a pinched neck: "What's the matter on TV? Sun Wukong is not on TV? Master Tongtian is still in the novel, doesn't that mean he has already offered it up? My master said, as long as the people have If you have faith, you can become a god."
She was quite confident, so Xiaolin asked: "In this case, if you are offering Ultraman, what do you believe in?"
She said: "My master said that anyone who believes in light can offer sacrifices to Ultraman!"
That's...nothing wrong!
After all, Ultraman represents light!
Xiao Lin asked again: "What about you offering Pipi shrimps? What's going on?"
She said: "What's wrong with the shrimps? Fish, turtles, etc. in the water can all be offered. Aren't shrimps in the water also? My master said that all living beings are equal and everything has animism. This is the teaching of shamanism. Why?" You can’t offer Pipi shrimp, don’t you look down on Pipi shrimp?”
Xiao Lin opened his mouth, a little speechless.
It should be said or not, but his cousin's master is really good at deceiving him. Ultraman and Pipixia can make her find reasons, and you can't refute it.
Xiao Lin had nothing to say, so he simply sat down, rolled up his arms and sleeves, and said: "I won't tell you anything else. Anyway, there is something wrong with your family. What you said is wrong. If you don't accept it, Today we are going back and forth to see who wins."
His aunt was startled: "Oh, little brat, your wings are stiff, and you still dare to cross paths with me. Does your mother know not to break your legs?"
Xiao Lin said: "My mother asked me to come today. She asked me to persuade you not to be fooled... Come on, send out the most powerful people in your court and select a few who have practiced for tens of millions of years. , dinosaurs, etc., come out and talk to me about it!"
This guy started to interrogate him directly, but his cousin was so angry that her chest kept heaving. She pointed at Xiao Lin and said, "Come on, come on, let me see what kind of fairy you have on you first. You dare to scare me here."
Xiao Lin said proudly: "Haha, tell me about the old immortal in me. All the people in your hall are no match for you. Come on, come on, you will destroy your Brachiosaurus, Triceratops, and Pteranodon." Come out and I'll show you how powerful my Tyrannosaurus Rex is!"
Xiao Lin said these words very forcefully, and as soon as he finished speaking, I saw Uncle Ma coughing twice next to him.
Immediately afterwards, a phantom flew up from Uncle Ma's side and pounced directly on Xiao Lin.
The next moment, Xiao Lin let out a loud scream, jumped up from his chair, and began to spread his teeth and claws on the spot, shaking his head and wagging his tail.
When I saw this posture, I saw that this was the upper body of an old dinosaur!
Ah, no, to be precise, this should be the Eagle Immortal Peng Wanli.
Needless to say, this eldest brother really deserves an Oscar. This performance is so similar that I spent an afternoon watching Jurassic Park with Uncle Ma.
The movement looks like a Tyrannosaurus rex, and it is completely impossible to tell that it is a bird.
Xiao Lin's cousin was indeed frightened. She didn't say a word for a long time and just stared blankly. Her brain was probably frozen.
Xiao Lin gestured there for a long time and then spoke.
"I am the great ancient god Tyrannosaurus Rex. Who dares to disobey me? I am a mule or a horse. Take me out for a walk!"
I couldn't help but laugh. Ma Yunfeng was also holding back his laughter beside me, while Uncle Ma sat down and crossed his legs to watch the fun.
When Xiao Lin and his cousin saw it, they had really conquered the Tyrannosaurus rex. Not to be outdone, she sat down, shook her head and yawned. After struggling for a long time, she suddenly got excited and started shouting.
"What the hell is Tyrannosaurus rex? I am Tathagata Buddha of the West!"
