When the girl said this, Uncle Ma coughed twice at me.
"Cough cough, cough cough..."
I said, "Why are you coughing? What are you implying?"
Uncle Ma bared his teeth in amusement and slapped me on the back of the head.
"People say they want to experience a real person, but you still don't understand?"
I couldn't laugh or cry and said, "She's experiencing her own thing. What does it have to do with me? Besides, I'm a fortune teller, not a charlatan."
Uncle Ma laughed: "That's right. We are not Liu Laosan, so do whatever you want. I just want to remind you how long you have been single..."
Looking at the concern in Uncle Ma's eyes, I don't know if it's true or not, I thought to myself, you should remind me that I am still young and have unlimited possibilities in the future, while you, the old man, have been single for decades, okay?
But then I thought about it, I can't be considered single. After all, Uncle Ma is good at subduing those female fairies...
The girl transferred the money to me in a moment, and I gave her the lowest discount. After the cost, I basically made no money.
Uncle Ma curled his lips at me and said that you should just be here to help others. I grinned at him and didn't refute.
I feel that this is a student after all, so I can help if I can. Why do I want to make money from her?
The next day I went to do the rituals. There is no need to go into details about the process. Anyway, I went up to heaven and worked hard all afternoon. And when I was cutting the peach blossoms, something unknown in the fire made several crackling sounds. It's like setting off firecrackers.
After the ceremony, the girl thanked me very much and said that if I could send him off smoothly this time, she would never think about it again, and she would definitely tell me if she finds someone later.
I also couldn’t laugh or cry. All this little girl could think about was her virginity all day long.
But this time the ritual really worked. Half a month after the ritual, the girl came again and told me that this period of time was very good. She never dreamed about the fox and the black python again, as if they had completely disappeared from her life. Same.
And her condition is getting better day by day, she is no longer confused, and she feels that her energy is gradually recovering, which is really amazing.
I was also very happy for her, and when I was talking about this matter with Uncle Ma, I accidentally mentioned that there was a sound similar to setting off firecrackers when doing rituals.
Uncle Ma said that this is called explosive fire. Generally speaking, it can be understood as a response from the spirit world, but it rarely appears.
Just like this kind of fox and black python having sex in dreams and causing trouble for mortals, regardless of whether he has a previous love relationship, this is a violation of the fairy rules, and it lasts for two or three years, so you can express your love to heaven and connect with The world is angry, so I'll give you a few blasts of fire.
I was a little shocked. I said, Uncle Ma, can my expression reach heaven?
He said, aren't you talking nonsense? The seal of Sanqing is stamped on your memorandum. Do you think it was stamped casually?
I asked about what happened to Yuan Yi last time. She already gave birth to a child. How come it didn’t alarm God?
Uncle Ma said that was different. Yuan Yi, that python fairy, was very smart. She was only here for the sake of her children. Since she became pregnant, you have performed religious rituals for Dabiao Wen. Do you think he has never been there again?
When I thought about it, it was true that Yuan Yi had never dreamed about the Python Immortal since I started practicing.
Uncle Ma said that if he ran away as soon as he made an apology, the upper world would naturally stop pursuing him, and he also came here because of cause and effect, so the upper world didn't care much about it.
But the fox and the black python are just a bit of a nuisance. They sleep for the sake of sleeping. These are two scum.
I said, didn’t they also have a relationship in their previous life?
Uncle Ma said bah, why are three people sleeping together?
That's called bad luck!
When I thought about it, this was true. After all, it must be unusual for the upper world to respond to something. This shows that the fox and the black python are indeed not serious...
However, it was actually only this time that a fire exploded. Later, I was wondering if Uncle Ma was talking nonsense. Is it possible that there were wine bottles or other things on the ground that burned up at that time?
But there is no need to worry about what is true or false. Anyway, it is just that, and the situation is just that.
A few days later, the girl came to chat with me again and said that she was in good condition, had returned to school, had a boyfriend, and experienced a real person, which made her feel very happy.
My head was buzzing, and I thought, is this something I can listen to without paying for it?
I said what have you experienced...
She said it was just a kiss.
I was speechless. I told you to just give me a kiss and you would feel very happy. You have nothing to pursue...
She laughed loudly and said that this should be done slowly, and it cannot be done in one step. After all, it has just begun, and it cannot develop too fast.
I was very happy to see that she finally returned to a normal life and was full of longing for the future. Then I told her another sentence: Don't dwell on the past, don't be afraid of the future, don't be trapped in your heart, and don't be confused by emotions.
Uncle Ma saw the whole process of how I dealt with this matter. He said, look, you understand everything when you talk to others, and you talk in the same way, but when you come to yourself, you are confused.
I retorted, "Don't talk about me anymore." When you see Taoist Master Zixu, aren't you also confused?
Uncle Ma chuckled, and then blew my mind.
He repeated the same old tune and told me: "You can't just say what you just said to others. You must also remember it yourself, in order to become a practitioner."
Yes, Uncle Ma has said this many times, and I have said it to others many times, but it is easy to say it. If it falls on everyone, how many people can do it?
That night, I couldn't sleep because I couldn't sleep. I kept thinking about these sentences, especially the sentence "not afraid of the future".
The meaning of these four words is that you are not afraid of what will happen in the future, you are full of confidence in the future, and you have the belief that you will win.
I think this makes sense. Instead of being afraid of the future, worrying about the future, and making ourselves fall into fear and anxiety, it is better not to think about anything and just try to live in the present, but do good things and don't ask about the future. In this way, maybe Instead we can have a better future.
This is also the reason why I always ask everyone to avoid fortune-telling.
But in fact, there are too few people who can do it, including me. Otherwise, I would not be able to sleep in the middle of the night, thinking about this sentence.
I am actually very curious about the future. I wonder what kind of person I will be in more than ten years.
With this question, I gradually fell into a deep sleep.
Then, I had a dream.
This dream was very strange. I dreamed that I came to a strange house. The house was very large and spacious, and there was an open-air balcony. It was sunny and green outside, and there were many tall coconut trees.
I was standing in such a room, and sitting opposite me was a man about forty years old, about the same height as me, a little fatter than me, and he looked a bit like Daniel Wu...
However, it seems that he is not too old, but there are already a few white hairs on the top of his head. He always smiles on his face, and his eyebrows seem to have experienced the vicissitudes of life. However, his eyes are still bright and clear, as deep as the sea... …
He looked at me, smiled and said something.
"Have you found your future direction?"
The tone was neither hasty nor slow, as if he was greeting an old friend he hadn't seen for a long time...
