Seeing the expectant looks on our faces, Yuan Yi smiled bitterly and said: "You two stinky brothers, are you just expecting me to lay an egg? Let me tell you, it's not an egg or a snake, it's just a white and fat baby, but I don't care. Before I had time to see if it was a boy or a girl, I let that person take him away..."
I asked, "You mean, he took you away as soon as you were born? Did he say anything to you?"
Yuan Yi shook her head: "I didn't say anything, just nodded to me, said thank you for your hard work, and then took the child away from me."
Ma Yunfeng and I looked at each other.
It seems that the python fairy has been waiting for Yuan Yi to give birth to a child, and then come to pick up the child. From then on, he should have nothing to do with Yuan Yi, and this relationship in the past life has come to an end.
Ma Yunfeng kept looking at Yuan Yi's belly and said, "Sister, your belly looks small. Is it because you gave birth to a baby in a dream and then your belly disappeared?"
Yuan Yi said: "Yes, after I woke up, I felt as if I had really given birth to a baby. My whole body was very weak, my stomach was gone, and there was an empty feeling inside, which made me feel a little uncomfortable."
Ma Yunfeng advised: "What's wrong with this? It's a good thing to have an empty stomach. If you think about it, those are non-human things. You didn't lay an egg or a snake. It's already pretty good. Just dream of having an empty stomach." Just clear it out, otherwise it would be so embarrassing if you said you went to the hospital to lay an egg..."
Yuan Yi also laughed.
There is nothing wrong with this statement. Even if the baby is gone in a dream, it is still better than going to the hospital to lay eggs.
However, Yuan Yi was considered to have given birth, and she was very weak. The two of us sent her to the hospital, where she was given saline glucose and stayed with her until the afternoon before she recovered.
Afterwards, she was very grateful to both of us and said that thanks to you two, you have been helping me like this, but this matter is really embarrassing and I hope you can keep it a secret.
Of course we both agreed wholeheartedly, saying that we would never tell anyone about this matter from now on.
So, the version you are seeing now is of course an adapted version, the characters, time and location have been changed. After all, it is impossible for me to break my promise, hahahahahahahaha...
But to be honest, from then on, I became interested in the relationship between humans and immortals.
Don't think wrongly, I am mainly curious. It stands to reason that it is a bit disrespectful to say that humans and immortals fall in love, but in reality, this kind of thing does happen, and there are quite a lot of it.
I once met a girl who was only about 20 years old and had just entered college. However, she dropped out of school because she fell in love with a fairy.
This is also true. I asked Aunt Jiang to tell you about it.
When this girl came to me, she said that foxes often came to her in her dreams, causing her to be confused and in a trance, and unable to go to school at all.
When I heard about this, it was quite interesting. It was on the Internet anyway, so I asked her to talk about it...
She said that this incident started about two years ago. At that time, she had a crush on a high school classmate but did not dare to confess her love. As a result, one night, she dreamed about that high school classmate and came to her house to play with her.
There happened to be no one at home, so the two of them had sex on the sofa...
After waking up from this dream, she felt it was quite sweet, but she felt even more embarrassed when she met the boy later.
At that time, she thought it was a dream, but since then, she has had this kind of erotic dream every now and then.
Sometimes it was the male classmate who came, and sometimes it was other male celebrities. Anyway, they were basically the ones she liked.
This feeling is like being able to pamper whoever you like, not to mention how cool it is.
Her experience is somewhat similar to that of Yuan Yi before.
But after a while, she felt something was wrong, because there were too many such dreams, and she could have them many times a month, and every time she woke up, she felt that her back was sore, her whole body was weak, and she could not walk. leg.
Later, all kinds of strange men began to come to her in her dreams. After all, there were only so many male celebrities, and she almost slept with them all...
But these strange men are all handsome and handsome, some are ancient handsome young men, some are modern domineering presidents, and there are all kinds of models.
When I heard this, I couldn't help but secretly spit out my tongue, I said you are a male idol who sleeps with most of the entertainment industry without leaving home.
She smiled bitterly and said that it would be fine if it was just like this. The key is that good times do not last long. One night, the man who came to see her just finished his work and suddenly turned into a fox and lifted her chin with his hand in a playful manner.
She was frightened at the time. When she woke up, she realized that she had been slept with by a fox during this period, and those men were all transformed by this fox!
Ever since the fox revealed his true form, he has not concealed it at all. Basically, he comes as his own self and rarely changes into someone else.
But it should be said that the fox himself looks like a handsome guy, and he is in ancient costume. His whole body is full of charm, making people obsessed with him at a glance.
So although this girl knew that she was fascinated by the fox, she also thought about it in her mind, whether she should find someone to help solve the problem. After all, this is not a good thing, and every time the fox makes her waist and back hurt, her whole body is weak, and her spirit is... They are all in a daze, and this is not a problem.
She did secretly find someone to look at it, and someone told her that there was a fox in you, which was quite evil, and it was harvesting your essence, so she had to be sent away quickly.
However, every time she went to see him, people told him to send him away, but she was a little reluctant to let him go. She always felt that it would be a pity if such a handsome guy was gone.
In this way, she delayed for a while, continuing to sink into that illusory happiness.
Later, when she went to college, she thought that the fox would not follow her again since she was far away from home, but it turned out to be no use at all.
After she moved into the dormitory, she stayed quiet for about a week, and then the fox came and fell asleep again, making love and affection.
And this time, it's not just the fox, there's another big black python.
Yes, don’t doubt your eyes. You read it right. In addition to the fox transforming into a human body and having sex with her, a big black python also came. Of course, it also transformed into a human and made out with her...
To be honest, when I heard this, I blushed a little, thinking that I couldn't listen to this story alone. I had to call Uncle Ma over.
So a few minutes later, Uncle Ma and I sat side by side in front of the computer, watching the girl tell a story.
Uncle Ma held his cheeks with both hands and stared at the computer screen with unblinking eyes...
The girl continued to talk. She said that after a big black python came, she was even more speechless and tried to resist in her dreams. After all, it was too embarrassing.
But there was no point in resisting. The fox and the black python often came to play with her. Once, they took her away to a cave. There was a fox guarding the entrance of the cave. They called the fox the king.
Then the three of them had some lovemaking in the cave and sent her back in the morning...
