I was a little speechless. I thought to myself that this woman is really good at pretending. She even has no upper body.
However, this woman eats as soon as she wakes up and goes to bed after eating, which is quite in line with the pig fairy...
After the woman entered the house, the man quickly closed the door, then came over and asked the two of us quietly.
"Xiao Feng, you two saw it just now. Is there really an old fairy in her, or is she just pretending to be a ghost to scare us?"
Ma Yunfeng touched his chin: "Well...it's hard to say. Brother Fan, what do you think?"
This guy is not stupid, he just threw this question to me.
I understand what he means. After all, this is his cousin and uncle. It’s not good to say too much. He can’t say anything right or wrong, and he can’t offend anyone.
So today he brought me here just to let me offend people on his behalf.
But that’s okay, I don’t know them anyway, so I’ll just say it, who asked me to eat other people’s chicks.
But after all, I don’t dare to mess with that woman, I’m afraid she’ll hear it, come out of the house, and kick both of us out...
After all, I just got trolled two days ago, so I still have to remember this, and I will never interfere with things that I can ignore.
So I said, "First of all, there must be some fairy in her. There's nothing wrong with that. And when she was talking about eating chicks, I also saw the fairy there, but not on her body, but standing next to her."
I told the truth, but he was still confused as if I hadn't.
"So, the immortal family really wants to eat chickens?"
In fact, he asked me this, and I couldn't answer it. Who knows if his wife was inspired by the old fairy when she said she was eating chicks?
I could only nod: "When she ate the chicken, the immortal family must have been on her body. I can see this, so you don't have to think about it. She does have immortality on her."
He sighed: "Oh, I also know that she has a fairy in her. She is always trying to tease us at home. This is really unbearable. She is domineering every day and treats us like servants. This old fairy is too overbearing. ?”
I said helplessly: "There's nothing I can do about it. In fact, there are not only the factors of the immortal family, but people are also very important. You'd better have a good talk with her later. There's nothing wrong with serving the immortal, but you have to live a normal life, and you can't be a god every day. Damn it, we are all human after all."
He shook his head repeatedly: "I don't dare to say these words, how about you help me persuade?"
Ma Yunfeng and I looked at each other and said in unison: "We both don't dare..."
I'm not lying. I really don't dare to. That woman looks very unruly, and she doesn't have a good temper. Even if there are no immortals, ordinary people can't deal with them, let alone immortals...
To be honest, if Ma Yunfeng dared to say these words, that woman would be able to kick him out.
The man thought for a while and said, "In that case, then we just have to endure it for now?"
Ma Yunfeng said: "Just bear with it for now. At least she does have immortality in her body. You don't know when she came from the immortal family. You can't tell. I can only slowly persuade her to live a good life... But I also agree with it." Strange, why did the Xian family fall in love with her?"
I'm also quite puzzled by this question.
Why did the Xian family find such a piece of meat on a hob?
The man spread his hands and said: "There is no way. The Immortal family originally wanted to find my child, but he is still in college, so there is no way he can do this. I still have to go to work, and she is the only idle person in the family, so they let her take the immortal. "
At this time, I remembered the expressions of the two little immortals just now. It seemed that they were quite helpless!
Regarding Ma Yunfeng's cousin's house, the two of us were basically in vain.
In fact, it can’t be said that we ran away in vain. At least we had a meal of chicken stewed with mushrooms, and then the two of us slipped back.
There's nothing he can do if he doesn't sneak back. Just like his cousin, we can't fight each other even if we are tied together...
Ma Yunfeng was also very discouraged, saying that we were so incompetent that an old woman was frightened, and he didn't dare to expose her.
I said you can't expose it at all. There is nothing wrong with people saying that the old immortal wants to eat chickens. You have no evidence. Why do you say that they are just faking it?
Besides, they are a couple after all. You are helping your cousin now. If they reconcile later, they will both scold you for being nothing.
So why are you meddling in this business? Just make chicken stewed with mushrooms...
Ma Yunfeng scratched his head and said that's true. This time you are more thoughtful than me, so let's forget about it and let my cousin endure it. She is his wife anyway.
I said yes, she is his wife anyway, and they are the two of us living a good life, so let’s not talk too much, and we should not be the bad guys.
Needless to say, this meal of chicken stewed with mushrooms was quite filling. We didn’t go home directly, so we went for a walk in his shop, intending to wander around and relieve our appetite.
After walking around for a while, we each bought a Madier popsicle and licked it while we entered his shop. We planned to sit down and rest for a while, and then I left.
But before the popsicle was finished, Ma Yunfeng was asked to leave. The man was in a hurry, saying he had something to ask for help, and dragged him away without waiting for Ma Yunfeng to agree.
I didn't care, it had nothing to do with me anyway, so I just showed him the store in the house.
After a while, Ma Yunfeng came back. His expression was a little strange. He sat down on the chair and said to me: "Brother Fan, I went to do something just now, but it's a bit tricky and I can't handle it myself. I have to ask you to take action, and we two brothers can go together, what do you think?"
When I heard this, I came back to life. That was a good thing.
However, Ma Yunfeng said it was difficult and asked me to take action. This matter must be unusual.
So I asked him what was wrong, and he told me that he was a girl who ran a shop in an antique market. She had a snake on her body and she always wanted to have sex with her. The girl was sick in the shop just now, so someone called him to come over and have a look. …
I said this thing is so fancy, how come there is a snake that wants to have sex with a human?
Ma Yunfeng said, isn't that normal? In our industry, are weird things rare in the world?
To be honest, there have been many cases of men having sex with snakes since ancient times, such as Xu Xian, such as... Chu Yifan...
Ahem, you can pretend not to see the latter part. If you are interested, you can go to Tianming Chumaxian next door. I won’t tell most people...
