I was in a daze when I saw Taoist Master Zixu smiling and saying, "Don't scare him. Xiaofan is standing right here. Can't you see?"
The latter words were naturally addressed to Ma Yunfeng. Then I saw Taoist Master Zixu reaching out and pointing towards me. Ma Yunfeng looked at her blankly, and then looked at me as well.
"You mean... Xiaofan is not dead?"
As soon as Ma Yunfeng finished speaking, for some reason, my vision immediately turned black and the world started spinning...
The next thing I knew, I had no idea where I was. It felt like I'd been slapped, put in a sack, thrown in a car and taken away.
I was almost unconscious, as if I had fallen into a deep nightmare, and seemed to be half-awake. Reality and dreams were intertwined. I couldn't control my body and thoughts. I couldn't move, and I couldn't wake up even if I wanted to.
I don’t know how long this state lasted, it seemed like an instant, and it seemed like a long time. When I woke up in a daze, I found that it was almost dawn outside.
There were two people sitting in front of him, it was Uncle Ma and Ma Yunfeng.
My consciousness and thoughts gradually returned to my body. I stared at them blankly for a long time before I realized that I was at home.
They saw that I was awake, talking happily, and probably calling me constantly. Ma Yunfeng also slapped my face with his hands, pinched my nose, and pulled my eyes...
But I couldn't hear their voices at all, and it took a while for my mind to buzz, as if something was pouring into my body from all directions.
Then, Ma Yunfeng's voice could finally be heard.
"Fuck you, can you wake up? Have you become a fool? Can I call you daddy? Please wake up..."
I shook my head hard and blinked my eyes a few times to let myself get used to it.
Then he said to him in a weak voice: "Hey... don't be so polite. Just call me brother. Why do you call me dad? Just call me dad. I'm embarrassed..."
Ma Yunfeng's expression froze on his face, and then he said dumbfounded: "Are you a human? I've been calling you for so long, but you didn't hear a word, and you fucking woke up when I called you daddy?"
I nodded feebly: "This may be God's will... I don't know what happened, but I just heard this sentence and didn't hear anything else in front of it."
"God's will, your grandma's legs, do you know, I thought you were fucking dead!"
Ma Yunfeng said, his eyes were a little moist and his voice was a little choked.
Uncle Ma on the side said with a smile: "Look, I told you not to worry. I said he can't die. This kid is blessed with great fortune."
Ma Yunfeng said: "I'm not afraid that he will die. He has no marriage partner and no offspring. He will have no place to catch younger brothers and sisters, and he will have no place to go to court..."
At this time, I finally regained consciousness and gained some strength. Looking at his tearful look, to be honest, I was quite touched.
"Don't worry, if I really die and have no place to go, I will go to your house. You just need to worry about me eating and drinking. I will be with your family's Dragon King..."
When I said this, Ma Yunfeng didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Fuck your sister, those who go to the palace are all ancestors. If you still want to worship the Dragon Crossing the River, then how many generations are you older than me?"
I also smiled and said: "Anyway, you just called me daddy, so it's not too much for me to come to your house..."
Just as he was talking about this, someone came in from outside and said with a smile: "Xiaofan is awake, let's have a bowl of porridge. Your soul was injured this time and it will take a few more days to recover."
I turned around and saw that it was Taoist Master Zixu who came in. He was holding a bowl of porridge and came to me with a smile.
Ma Yunfeng helped me to stand up. I looked at the porridge. It was very light and unremarkable, but it had a refreshing fragrance.
I felt hungry instantly, so I didn’t ask too much. I smiled at Taoist Master Zixu and said thank you, then I picked up the porridge and drank it with a slurp.
After eating a bowl of porridge, I finally regained some strength. I couldn't wait to ask them, what happened last night? Are all the immortals in the hall okay?
I'm really in a bit of a fog and can't figure out the situation.
Next, Uncle Ma calmly told me the whole story.
It turned out that the wedding thank-you banquet that Liu Laosan attended last night was the wedding of one of his named disciples, who was also a local businessman with considerable wealth.
I heard that it was a third marriage. An uncle in his forties married a recent college graduate.
The businessman is Liu Laosan's registered disciple, but he is also familiar with Uncle Ma, so Uncle Ma also went to the thank you banquet last night, and also brought Taoist Master Zixu with him.
Previously, Uncle Ma was trying to hide the truth from us because he had already contacted Taoist Master Zixu, and they made an appointment to meet in Harbin.
As a result, at the thank-you banquet, when Liu Laosan saw Uncle Ma and Taoist Master Zixu appearing at the same time, he was immediately confused and looked over there uneasily.
Later, Uncle Ma sent me a text message asking me to take action, and he stepped forward to toast Liu Laosan.
Because of the presence of Taoist Master Zixu, Liu Laosan was confused and did not notice anything happening at home, because he felt that he was flustered because of Taoist Master Zixu.
Uncle Ma came to toast again, and Liu Laosan couldn't calm down even more. Moreover, Uncle Ma always had a lot of energy, and Liu Laosan was not in good health. Uncle Ma toasted half a catty in succession, and he immediately fainted.
In fact, under normal circumstances, Liu Laosan may not accept the drink, but Taoist Master Zixu is watching not far away, and no man can embarrass himself in front of the goddess!
Ever since, he drank too much.
After Uncle Ma made a toast and went back, it took a long time for Liu Laosan to realize that something was wrong and that something was wrong at home.
So Liu Laosan immediately asked his apprentice to send him home and start practicing.
Everything went smoothly for me and the immortals at first, but then the Patriarch of the Sanqing Dynasty and the Five Rampant Soldiers and Horses appeared at the same time, and that's what happened at this time.
But as soon as Liu Laosan went out, Uncle Ma and Taoist Master Zixu followed him.
After Liu Laosan got home, he drank too much and couldn't concentrate, so the five men and horses stayed still and stayed in a stalemate with us for a long time. They were actually waiting for his order.
Later, Liu Laosan discovered that communication with his family's altar soldiers was intermittent, so he simply escaped from his soul thoughts, pretended to be the founder of the Sanqing Dynasty, and attacked me.
At that time, he acted directly, trying to hook my soul and hold it directly with him.
Because I was in a dream at that time, and I only had a trace of my soul thought to follow the large group of people to fight. He could find this trace of my soul thought and directly attack my body.
He knew that he couldn't touch me in front of all the immortals, so he thought of using this method to directly touch me!
Otherwise, Liu Laosan is quite capable and a ruthless person.
It's a pity that he doesn't know that I have an unmarried little wife.
Zhuang Yuwei, blocked the blow for me.
But actually, she didn't block it completely.
