Uncle Ma glanced at him and said to me: "Look, Xiaofeng is still smart. Actually... I really have something to do when I come back."
I wondered: "What's the matter with you coming back? Since you came back, you've been acting like a retired old man every day. I haven't seen anything wrong with you. You just have a hobby of square dancing. Why do you think we are a square dancer in Harbin?" Secretary-General of the association?"
Uncle Ma glared: "Shit, I'm not an old pervert who just idles around and flirts with old ladies every day. What am I doing like that?"
I scratched my head: "So I can't figure it out. What else can you do to wait for room allocation? That will take several years."
Uncle Ma looked at me speechlessly: "You, you, you think your master is so boring? Let me tell you, I came back this time, firstly because I don't trust you, and secondly because I want to find an opportunity to take revenge. Let’s avenge our personal grudges together!”
These words made me feel awe-inspiring.
"Uncle Ma, you mean that you came back... to find an opportunity to deal with Liu Laosan? Is this your secret mission?"
Uncle Ma glanced at me and nodded solemnly.
I'm a little confused. This old guy has been back for so long and hasn't said a word to me, and he has never revealed this idea.
Why did he get excited when I said I wanted to save those immortals today?
"Uncle Ma, isn't this right? Since you have returned to the Tianshi Mansion, those who practice Taoism should be pure of heart and let go of past hatred. Liu Laosan and you had a grudge many years ago. Now you are back to take revenge. , isn’t this a bit..."
Before I could finish my words, Uncle Ma snorted and said, "What do you know? I can let go of my personal grudges. It's just that Zi Xu and I are not related by fate, and I have been blamed for so many years, but that doesn't count. What, I didn’t take it to heart a long time ago.”
After a pause, Uncle Ma continued: "But that Liu Zhiping, under the banner of Taoist sect, especially the banner of Tianshi Mansion, has been cheating and deceiving outside for so many years. Since I have returned to Tianshi Mansion now, I have to clean up the door for Tianshi Mansion. Eliminate this scourge for the world!”
Uncle Ma's sudden and righteous statement meant that he wanted to represent the moon... ah, no, he meant to represent the Tianshi Mansion and eliminate Liu Laosan...
I'm really not used to it.
It's not that I don't believe him, it's mainly that he has no mental preparation at all, no run-up or warm-up, and suddenly he is about to take off.
I thought about it for a while and asked: "Uncle Ma, have you figured it out a long time ago? The day to clean up Liu Laosan is coming soon, so you have been lying around at home, playing chess or dancing in the square, and you haven't been doing business properly." Are you just waiting for today?"
Uncle Ma smiled proudly: "If I can't even figure this out, how can I be your master? To tell you the truth, I'm just waiting for an opportunity, because that guy has too many people under his command, and it's hard for us to deal with him. Him, but now that he has deducted a lot of immortals has been exposed, we can take the opportunity to take action."
I couldn't help but feel happy. It seemed that Uncle Ma just said casually that he would go into battle in person when he said he would give me three hundred soldiers and horses. It would probably be no problem to bring out all the tens of thousands of soldiers and horses.
So I asked again: "Do you have any ideas? Is it to outwit or attack by force?"
Uncle Ma looked at us: "What do you think? I'll listen to your thoughts first."
I looked at Ma Yunfeng. Ma Yunfeng looked at me, then spread his hands and said, "Don't ask me, I have no idea. I was brought here for no reason. Besides, you all know my situation. I'm just a half-talker." I can't do anything, I can't stand a chance in a fight, and my few guardians don't listen to me."
This Ma Yunfeng directly picked himself clean.
But what he said was true. His Immortal Family couldn't do much in this matter.
But he used to have a close relationship with Liu Laosan. He knew more about the situation and could be considered an intelligence agent.
And I remember very clearly that there is an old immortal in Ma Yunfeng, who is also very awesome.
So I asked him: "That's not right, brother, when you were fighting with me to stroke the red stripe, wasn't the immortal you were wearing at that time very powerful? I remember his name... Hu Tianbiao?"
Ma Yunfeng helplessly spread his hands with me: "There is indeed Hu Tianbiao, but he is not here either. He is not in the hall now."
Yes, you can't count on that.
At this time, Uncle Ma looked at me again.
"What do you think?"
I spread my hands and said, "I have this idea, but my leader hasn't agreed yet. I can't make the decision without permission. This is not an impulsive thing. I have to see if I have this mission in my life."
Seeing what I said, Uncle Ma scratched his head: "Ah, you two boys have been studying at home for a long time. One of you can't contribute, and the other has to listen to the leader's orders. I thought you two had already determined to eliminate harm for the people. Isn't this just kidding me? I was so excited and excited just now, why are I crying in vain?"
I was a little embarrassed: "It's not my fault. I just discussed it with you briefly. Who knew you were so impulsive and directly revealed everything about your past? I'm also very helpless."
Uncle Ma rolled his eyes and waved at the two of us: "Go to hell with you two, you're just a waste of my feelings. Get me the roasted chicken. I'm going to have two sips today!"
I don't blame Uncle Ma for being angry. The atmosphere just now was heightened to such an extent that both of us ended up pulling the strings.
But there's nothing I can do about it. If the Xian family doesn't say anything, I can't move.
"Okay, okay, Uncle Ma, don't be angry. I'm going to bring you the roasted chicken right now. There just happen to be some peanuts here. Erguotou, I'll get you some other dishes, and the three of us can drink some together..."
So I took down the roasted chicken and made some other dishes. Uncle Ma sat there with a look of displeasure on his face, looking for luck.
This feeling is like a sworn alliance in the peach garden. The peaches are on the table, the wine is poured, and the incense is inserted. Liu Bei just knelt down, and then Guan Yu said, brother, wait a minute, I will take a shit, Zhang Fei He said, brother, don't worry, I'll go home first and ask my mother if she will let me...
What the hell, it’s strange that Liu Bei is not angry and fuming.
After a while, the food and wine were ready, but Uncle Ma was still trying to get lucky. The two of us went over and coaxed him for a long time before we pulled him to the table.
After pouring the wine and tearing up the chicken, the three of us sat down. I picked up the wine glass and had sex with Uncle Ma first, saying a few nice words to him and coaxing him.
Finally, his expression softened, and then I grabbed a chicken leg. Before I could eat it, a voice suddenly came from my mind.
"Wu Xiaofan, take the order."
The sound floated high and far away, carrying an echo, as if it came from the sky!
I got excited and quickly threw the chicken legs down and said to them: "You two eat first, my fairy family has come to notify me, I will pick it up, leave some of the roast chicken for me..."
