Uncle Ma's metaphor was really appropriate. I scratched my head and said, "No, Uncle Ma, don't you also have tens of thousands of soldiers and horses? Give me a few thousand, and I will return it to you after I go out and kill Liu Laosan."
Uncle Ma took a step back: "Don't do this. Didn't I give you eighteen last time? What else do you want for a bicycle? Just open your mouth and get a few thousand. Do you think it's lucky money?"
I curled my lips and said, "Stop it. You haven't given me thousands of New Year's money. In which year did you not give me two hundred and two hundred?"
Uncle Ma retorted: "Two hundred, just be content with the New Year's money. It's hairy but not bald. Besides, you can't use those thousands of soldiers and horses. You don't have the skills now."
Uncle Ma said that I don't have the skills to use thousands of soldiers and horses. I believe this.
But I still said deliberately: "So, you have the skills to control thousands of troops?"
Uncle Ma puffed out his chest and said, "Nonsense, of course I do. I caught more than a hundred people outside this trip, just for fun."
I said, "If that's the case, then I won't ask you for anything. Why don't you just help me fight? Anyway, you are not the commander of the military region. You should regard yourself as a big brother in society. Now your apprentice wants to do something, you Can you help me?"
Uncle Ma scratched his head: "What the hell, why are you trying to get around me? You've been waiting for a long time and you want me to help you fight?"
I spread my hands and said, "Nonsense, are you willing to just watch and do nothing? If I go out and never fuck someone else, wouldn't you feel bad?"
Uncle Ma looked at me: "Pull him down, you clearly feel sorry for your immortal family and are afraid that they will be hurt... Forget it, that's it for now. I'll give you three hundred, but you can't use it. When do you want to go? I’ll open the forum for you directly!”
Damn, damn, this is really useless. Uncle Ma just opened his mouth and three hundred soldiers came. In this way, he can fuck Liu Laosan!
But at this time, Ma Yunfeng spoke.
"I said...then Liu Laosan didn't offend us, so it wouldn't be right to come and attack us directly. Why don't you find a reason first?"
This is reasonable. You can't recruit unknown masters. Even if it's to save the immortal, it's not my immortal. It's just nosy.
I looked at Uncle Ma, and Uncle Ma looked at me.
I scratched my head: "How about we say that he tricked the eldest girl into sleeping? And if he sleeps with her, he will gain a hundred years of moral conduct. This is enough punishment."
Uncle Ma said, "He tricked the older girl into sleeping. That's the police station's business. What does it have to do with us?"
I thought about it and said, "How about we report him for fraud and sex fraud?"
Uncle Ma spread his hands: "A person like him must have both black and white ways. Besides, those who sleep with him are all voluntary. If there are no victims, is there any point in reporting them?"
Uncle Ma and I were racking our brains here to list the charges for Liu Laosan. Ma Yunfeng laughed out loud and said that you two were so funny and had to find a crime for Liu Laosan. Liu Laosan was probably blushing at home at this time. , and kept sneezing.
I said there was nothing I could do about it. Liu Laosan was so smart that he didn't even ask me to settle the score even though he was paralyzed. He really endured the humiliation and didn't give me any chance.
If that doesn't work, I'll have to use him to silence me. After all, this is a fact, and there's nothing wrong with me making trouble for him.
We talked for a long time, and finally Uncle Ma sighed and said, "Forget it, don't bother, let's just start with him raising innocent soldiers and causing harm to people everywhere."
I said, "Uncle Ma, he raises ghost soldiers and horses to harm people everywhere. Doesn't that have anything to do with us?"
Uncle Ma nodded: "Yes, it has nothing to do with us, but it has something to do with the ancestor."
I wondered: "Master Patriarch?"
Uncle Ma said: "Yes, actually there is one thing I have never told you. I went to see Zixu before, and I did not stay on the mountain all the time. Instead, I went back to the Tianshi Mansion."
At this point, Uncle Ma's expression suddenly became solemn and sacred.
I was stunned for a moment, and suddenly it dawned on me.
"Uncle Ma, you have returned to Tianshi Mansion, have you re-entered Taoism?"
"That's right, I have explained everything to my master and my ancestor clearly about what happened back then, so I returned to Taoism. Otherwise, why do you think I would be wearing a Taoist robe when I came back?"
"But, haven't you always been worried about this matter and haven't gone back for so many years? Why did you suddenly think about it and even return to Taoism?"
"Hahahaha, I have to thank Zixu. If it weren't for her, I might never go back in my life. But it wasn't until I returned to the Tianshi Mansion and knelt in front of the Grandmaster that I couldn't help but break down and cry. That's when I Understand, in my heart, I will always be the little Taoist who is dedicated to the Tao..."
As Uncle Ma spoke, he couldn't help but burst into tears.
Ma Yunfeng and I were both silent. This was the second time in a long time that I saw Uncle Ma show his true feelings.
The last time it was for Zixu, this time it was for Tianshi Mansion.
I also suddenly realized in my heart, no wonder Uncle Ma took us to sing last time, and none of the singing girls came in...
No wonder he no longer goes up to the second floor to slay demons when he takes a shower with us...
No wonder when he came back this time, he seemed like a different person. He didn't do much for people anymore. Instead, he acted like a retired old man every day, either playing chess or dancing in the square...
It turns out that Uncle Ma has returned to Tianshi Mansion.
My eyes couldn't help but get wet and I was filled with emotion.
For so long, Uncle Ma has been laughing and scolding, and on the surface he looks like a fake Taoist priest, but in his heart he has always been thinking about the Tianshi Mansion, and he has never forgotten that he was also a little Taoist who devoted himself to Taoism...
At this time, Uncle Ma was bursting with tears, but he was still trying to restrain himself. I wiped my eyes and said to him with a smile, "This is a good thing. It means that you are still destined to be a Taoist after all, but for such a big thing , why didn’t you ever say anything?”
Uncle Ma calmed down, took the tissue handed over by Ma Yunfeng, wiped his eyes and said, "There's nothing to say. Originally, I didn't quit the Taoist sect. I just wandered outside for so many years and finally came back." Home."
I was still puzzled and asked: "Since you have returned to Tianshi Mansion, why did you return to Harbin again?"
Uncle Ma had returned to normal at this time and glared at me: "What the hell, little bastard, if I don't go back to Harbin, do you still want to take advantage of my property?"
I couldn't help laughing.
Ma Yunfeng suddenly asked: "Uncle Ma, now that you are back, do you have anything else to do?"
