This old lady is quite straight, and at this moment, I am sitting cross-legged on the ground, and I can clearly hear what I am saying, but those words are not what I said at all.
The strangest thing is that after the old lady finished speaking, no one from the couple dared to speak to her. Then I was like a double act and had to talk to myself!
So, when the old lady's anger subsided, I myself tried to persuade her: "You old lady, why are you like this? These are your own grandchildren, are you really going to die?"
Then after I said this, I felt my face twitching uncontrollably, and I curled my lips and cursed fiercely: "Bah! What kind of grandchildren do you treat me like this? You know what? The thing is, you just won’t give me a court appearance!”
After she finished scolding me, I calmed down for a while and tried to persuade her: "Hey, didn't everyone agree to you? I will establish a courtship after the child graduates from college. Then you can't delay the child's schooling. You still have to come." , why are you so unreasonable?"
Oops, it feels like I'm playing a double act by myself. One second I'm a dead old lady, and the next second I'm a moderator.
Anyway, after talking for a long time, I finally convinced the old lady and agreed to let the grandchildren go for the time being and find a place to practice on my own for a few years first.
So I asked the old lady to ask for things by herself. I said what you want, just say it, and then ask your granddaughter to give it to you, but one thing is, you are not allowed to come back after giving something, otherwise no one will care about you, your children and grandchildren in the future. Even if I dig your grave, it will be your own fault.
The old lady was still holding her breath and was silent for a while, and then I felt that she was going crazy...
The next moment, my body was out of control. I clenched my fists fiercely, gritted my teeth, shook my head vigorously, and slapped the ground with my hands.
"I want mountains of gold and silver! Four of each! I want fifty thousand gold ingots! One thousand large gold bars!"
Good guy, this posture is like trying to eat people, I shouted and thought to myself, if someone records this for me, I will be embarrassed to death.
I have never been so noisy since I was a child. At this moment, I am sitting cross-legged on the ground with my knees crossed and slapping the floor, looking like an unreasonable old lady.
And then I have to say something nice.
"Okay, okay, okay, let your granddaughter write down what you want. Isn't it a mountain of gold and silver? Fifty thousand gold ingots, a thousand large gold bars, all given."
As soon as I agreed, the old lady's energy came back and she continued to slap the floor and shout.
"I also want ten sets of clothes, five sets of single and five sets of cold clothes. I want two houses with two floors. I need all the household appliances!"
I couldn't laugh or cry in my heart, and then I said: "Why do you, an old lady, need so many clothes? You want ten sets of clothes, can you wear them?"
The old lady snorted coldly: "I'm happy to, I'll put it on together."
I had no choice but to say: "Okay, okay, you can wear them together, it's up to you..."
Then, the old lady asked for a bunch more, such as embroidered shoes, temples, ingots, and rebirth charms. Of course, some of them were not for herself, but for her immortals.
After everything was said, it was time for the old lady to leave, and then I suddenly felt sad in my heart. I felt sad, aggrieved and sad, tears flowed down my face, and I couldn't stop crying.
After crying for almost two or three minutes, the tension finally passed. When I opened my eyes and let out a long breath, I slowly felt relieved.
Looking at the couple again, they all hid behind the sofa.
I didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and waved to them: "Come on, come on, your old lady is gone, hurry up and write down the things, don't forget them soon."
Chen Zhiguo walked out tremblingly. He still couldn't believe that the old lady was gone. He asked me cautiously: "Master... is that you?"
I said helplessly: "Nonsense, it's not me or who else, why don't you call me grandma and see if I answer?"
Hearing what I said, he finally felt relieved. He took his wife and bowed to me again and again, and kept saying thank you.
I said stop talking and write down the things quickly. There are four mountains of gold and silver, one hundred thousand gold ingots, one thousand large gold bars, two houses, a full set of household appliances...
After writing everything down, Chen Zhiguo said: "Master, thanks to you, she can really leave this time and can't cause us any more trouble?"
I said to him: "As long as she can keep her promise, she will definitely be able to leave. Moreover, she has given so much money, a building and household appliances at once, which is enough for her to enjoy. If she dares to come again, I will deal with her!" "
Chen Zhiguo slapped the table: "Yes, I'll deal with her if she dares to come again!"
His wife glared at him: "Who are you going to deal with? Who do you want to deal with?"
Chen Zhiguo was not polite this time, and said to his wife: "Take care of your breasts! Let her cause trouble whenever she has nothing to do. She has given us a lot of trouble in the past two years..."
Before he finished speaking, he suddenly stopped and then shuddered.
"Hey, why is it so cold suddenly?"
I said to him speechlessly: "Who told you to talk nonsense? She hasn't gone far yet, and you said you wanted to clean up her family. She came back just now, so I gave you a big mouth..."
The matter came to an end here, and then I arranged a day for them to do the work, and the couple left happily.
As soon as they left, Uncle Ma came back.
As soon as I walked in, Uncle Ma asked me if that Chen Zhiguo had been here and how was everything going?
I said that this guy first gave me a good test, then asked me to show his moral integrity, and showed me what happened to him in elementary school. He also asked me about Nan University and Peking University...
Uncle Ma laughed loudly and said that the boy was like this, suspicious, but as long as you calmed him down, he would be convinced.
I said I was too lazy to calm him down, and those things I asked were too old-fashioned, and I didn’t have any sincerity to read any divination. I didn’t ask you to ask me whether I had the Taoism or not.
Uncle Ma smiled and said that he met Chen Zhiguo downstairs. The couple was very happy. They must have solved it for him?
I sighed and said there was nothing I could do about it. Firstly, it was because of your face, and secondly, his wife was very tough on him, so I did a good thing.
So I told Uncle Ma exactly what happened just now.
Uncle Ma didn't care and said to me: "You don't have to be too angry. There are always people in this world who don't believe us. After all, we meet each other by chance. If there is a chance, we will look at it. If not, we will not. However, the boy is testing you like this today. How can you still help him?" , it was quite beyond my expectation, I thought you would be very angry."
To be honest, I'm not too angry about this, I just think it's quite funny.
I said, "Uncle Ma, there's nothing to be angry about. It's normal for others not to believe us. As for why we saved him, I think as long as he corrects himself in time and isn't maliciously looking for trouble, there's no need to worry about it. Just be more generous."
Uncle Ma gave me a thumbs up and said, "Well done. I have matured and am no longer as jealous of evil as I used to be. I am very happy."
