Of course this is a joke. In fact, Ma Yunfeng has no time to talk about it. After the Yuan Li sisters checked out, he was busy helping the Yuan Li sisters rent a house and move. He was so tired that he had to shout. I'm going to help.
On the day of the move, I took a ride. Seeing Ma Yunfeng carrying all the big and small bags upstairs, looking pained and happy at the same time, I wanted to laugh a little.
While the two sisters were away, I said to him: "What do you think you are trying to do? He is so nice, but finding a partner is so troublesome, and he can't even live a restful life."
He curled his lips and said, "For no other reason than to tell you that I have a new kidney, I have to find a partner to show you!"
I was happy: "Whether you have a partner or not has nothing to do with me. I'm not your father. What are you showing me?"
He rolled his eyes at me and said, "Go ahead and take advantage of me all day long. If I call you daddy, do you dare to agree?"
I chuckled and said: "Then you should scream. As long as you dare to scream, I dare to agree. Besides, it's not like you haven't screamed before."
"I call your grandma a leg..."
Ma Yunfeng rushed up and strangled me, trying to knock me down. I was not polite and started fighting with him on the spot.
But this guy was stronger than me. I was out of breath in three to five minutes, so I just asked him to pin him to the ground.
Ma Yunfeng said proudly: "You are an old slow-moving old man with fistulas. You still want to do it with me. I will give you two hands. You also said that I don't dare to rob a primary school student... Whether you accept it or not, just do it." Are you convinced?"
I gasped for a while, then shone a cold blow on his butt with an electric cannon. The pain caused him to let out a weird cry, and then he let go of me.
I chuckled and said, "Don't look at me, I remember the location of the knife edge on your butt..."
The two of us were quarreling for a while, and then the two sisters Yuan Li came over. When they saw us rolling on the floor, we couldn't stop laughing.
After pulling us up, Yuan Li said to me: "Brother Fan, let me tell you something serious. You said that Yuan Xue was selling graves there, and she always got these things on her body. What should I do? I used to give it to you at Jile Temple. She asked for prayer beads and other bracelets, and they said they were consecrated in front of the Buddha and could ward off evil spirits, but I felt they were of no use, why is that?"
In fact, many people have this problem.
But this is not absolute, because some people buy Buddhist beads bracelets or other things to ward off evil spirits, and it does work when they get home.
But for some people, it's of no use.
I thought about it and said to her: "Those things can't be said to be useful at all. Sometimes they can indeed ward off evil spirits. But sometimes, they are really useless. To give you an analogy, it's like you If you know a big brother in society, when you mention him when you go out, everyone will basically give him face. But it is inevitable that there will be some people who don’t give face, and some who want to show off with the big brother..."
As soon as I said this, Ma Yunfeng gave me a thumbs up: "You compare the social eldest brother to Buddha, you are really awesome."
I glared at him: "Isn't this just for the sake of being easy to understand?"
The two sisters Yuan Li laughed so hard: "Yes, what Brother Fan said is indeed correct."
I smiled at them: "I was joking just now. Don't believe it. In fact, the real reason is the difference in magnetic field and the difference in energy strength. For example, if you are carrying Buddhist beads and encounter something halfway, then you will It depends on who is strong and who is weak. If it is an ordinary thing, you may hide away when you see a Buddha bead, but if it is a powerful thing, when you see that the energy on your Buddha beads is not strong, I will want to touch you."
Ma Yunfeng said: "That's right. It's not just Buddhist beads. It's the same reason when you ask for talismans. It all depends on the energy of the evil-proofing object, but also your own energy. Your aura is strong, your yang energy is sufficient, and you are so spiritual." Things will stay away from you. If you have a strong Yin energy and a weak aura, then wearing ten Buddhist beads will be of no use. Even if your pocket is full of talismans, it will not work. After all, these are all external blessings. If you are not strong yourself , all the blessings are in vain.”
I added: "And the Talisman is essentially like a BUFF state. It can increase some of your attributes. It has a time limit. Sometimes it becomes useless after a few months. Sometimes you accidentally become dirty. , for example, if you accidentally step over the talisman, it will be ineffective. There are also some elders who say that the talisman will be useless if it crosses a road. Therefore, the best way is to strengthen yourself. "
Yuan Li understood a little bit, nodded and said, "But Xiaoxue works there and is exposed to these things every day, so her aura cannot be strong."
I said to her: "Then there is nothing we can do. Either you ask her to change her job, or you ask her to do more exercises to increase her yang energy and try to improve her own yang energy, or you repay her debt and eliminate the disaster. Send away all the enemies, creditors and spirits from the underworld in her body, so that she can have less yin energy and attract fewer enemies."
Ma Yunfeng and I finally made this matter clear to her.
But after all, Yuan Xue still didn't want to give up that job. After all, she could earn more, so there was nothing we could do. In the end, we didn't do the rituals, so we asked Ma Yunfeng to take some pieces of paper and give them to her. Go out and burn everything.
If it were someone else, I would tell her that she should perform rituals, but the more familiar she is, the harder it is to ask her to perform rituals.
Because there will always be that kind of person who is really unpopular.
For example, if a relative comes to you to see something, if you identify some problems and ask him to do something to solve it, he will never do it.
Not only will I not do it, I will feel disgusted with you in my heart, and I might even say bad things about you when I go out.
Because he will think that you want to make money from him.
Even if you lower the cost price or even give him money, he will still think you made money.
For example, if you charge him a thousand yuan for a religious ceremony, he will feel uncomfortable, but if he goes out and spends three thousand yuan, he will be happy.
Because what he was thinking in his heart was: I am your sixth uncle, I am your eldest uncle, I am your third aunt, I am your fourth great-aunt... If I ask you for help, you have to think of a free one. No way, if I spend money, why should I ask you?
If you have to spend money, then you can help me out the best.
Of course Yuan Li is not like this. This girl is actually quite nice, but I didn't let her do anything. After all, Ma Yunfeng is here. Even though he is just a middle-aged man, he can still solve some small things, so I didn't take action.
And this girl Yuan Li is actually quite blessed. I think this is also the reason why Ma Yunfeng dated her.
When Yuan Li heard us say that she was blessed, she always sighed and said that people had said this before, but she could never make much money, life was tight, and her mother was bedridden all year round.
Where is this blessing?
