I said, Uncle Ma, this marriage contract has greatly reduced the divorce rate. If one of them betrays the other, he will not be able to reincarnate. He will die directly and be removed from the three realms. This is even more powerful than military marriage. I suggest it be promoted nationwide!
Uncle Ma laughed and said this was impossible. How many people in the world could do it? If the Three Realms were eliminated, I'm afraid there would be less than a third of the people in this world.
And this is not a problem about the divorce rate. Don't you think it's very romantic? If you love her, you can practice the three realms with her, become an immortal, and never betray. How desirable.
There was a hint of regret and longing in his tone. I tentatively asked him, is it really no longer possible with Taoist Master Zixu? Didn’t I just say that Taoism also emphasized the intercourse of yin and yang in its earliest days, so why is it not possible in Quanzhen?
Uncle Ma shook his head and said that this is the Quanzhen rule, because the Quanzhen sect focuses on cultivating alchemy, and people want to cultivate inner alchemy, so they cannot get married, otherwise it will have a great impact on the cultivation of alchemy, or even fail.
The Zhengyi sect is mainly about talismans, so naturally it doesn't have these particularities.
I also had a brain twitch for a moment, and I said, Uncle Ma, if this is the case, then if you really grow up with Zixu Dao, can you still go to the big health care in the future? Is this considered betrayal and cheating?
Uncle Ma slapped his thigh and said, "You reminded me. If you call Xiao Ma later, I will take you two to take a bath tonight!"
This was okay. I called Ma Yunfeng immediately. In the evening, I took Uncle Ma to eat first, and then we went to take a bath together.
But here’s the thing, I’ll testify for Uncle Ma that he really didn’t go to the second floor to take a shower this time.
After washing, he lay comfortably in the rest hall and said to us with emotion: "This man just wants to go up the mountain when he is missing something. He wants to take a bath after staying in the mountain for a long time." Even if it’s difficult, it’s still so comfortable in this mortal world.”
I smiled and said: "That's right, they say the Great Hermit is hidden in the city. From now on, just stay at home and don't go up the mountain. I guess you won't be able to build anything..."
Uncle Ma glared: "Nonsense, nonsense, who says I can't cultivate anything? I have been on the mountain for more than a year, telling these stories about the human world to the people on the mountain, and everyone is so cute."
I said: "You can pull me down. I can't understand your thoughts. You just want to fool everyone on the mountain into ordinary people, especially Taoist Master Zixu. If you don't get it right, you can return to secular life and come down the mountain to play house with you." Yes, right?"
Uncle Ma actually didn't deny it, and sighed and said, "Well, the deception didn't work, but she asked Shixiu to recognize me as her godfather, which can be considered a consolation."
Ma Yunfeng listened for a long time and then interjected: "Then recognizing the father has nothing to do with her. She is not the mother either."
Uncle Ma turned around and scolded: "You know nothing. She was brought up by Zixu since she was a child. What's the difference between her and my mother?"
I smiled and said, "That's right. In this way, at least you have a status."
Uncle Ma didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He rarely scolded me. He just sighed, tightened his bathrobe, and stood up to leave.
I grabbed him and said, "Why are you going up to the second floor to kill monsters again?"
Uncle Ma glared: "Shit, those vulgar monsters are no longer in my eyes now, pack them up, I will take you to KTV, one-stop!"
I thought to myself, my dear, Uncle Ma’s hobby has progressed step by step. It used to be a one-stop service for bathing and health care, but now it has been changed to a one-stop service for KTV boxes? It’s quite fancy...
Halfway through, Ma Yunfeng, who was full of longing, kept poking at me, saying, Brother Fan, I have never experienced this in my life, what kind of services does this KTV offer?
I told him that there are many services in the KTV. After you enter, a waiter will bring a row of women over to let you choose. They can order whichever one you like. They can help you order songs and accompany you to drink...
Ma Yunfeng looked excited and said, besides these, what else can he do?
I said, what else do you want to do? At most, I can just touch my little hands. If I want to do anything else, I will probably have to pay more.
Ma Yunfeng rubbed his hands and said to me: "I invited you to take a shower just now. This time you come to the KTV."
I looked at him with disdain: "I can hire the KTV. If there is any part of touching the little hands, you pay for it at your own expense!"
Uncle Ma took us to a KTV on the other side of the road called You Huihong. It is said that this place is also an old store.
After entering, you can see people coming and going with long legs, small leather skirts, and some wearing very cool clothes, with their shoulders and heads exposed, and their hips twisted. As soon as Ma Yunfeng came in, his eyes were not enough, and he looked around. of.
I gave him a big neck, I said you are a bit deep, at least you came out with Uncle Ma, don't embarrass him!
After entering the private room, we ordered a lot of delicious food. After some manipulation, Uncle Ma picked up the microphone and ordered "Borrow from Heaven for Another Five Hundred Years" for himself. Before he could sing, the waiter He came in, followed by a group of long legs.
Ma Yunfeng's eyes straightened instantly, but he never expected that Uncle Ma waved his hand and said to those people: "Today, the Health Bureau, everyone, please go out!"
Facts have proved that I still thought too much, and Ma Yunfeng's dream was shattered. That night, the three of us sang songs in the KTV for half the night, drank a lot of wine, and our little hands didn't touch a single thing.
Ma Yunfeng also asked Uncle Ma shyly, where is the dragon? Uncle Ma said let's eat first, then take a shower, and then KTV. Isn't this just a dragon? And he’s still a serious dragon!
Ma Yunfeng looked confused, while I laughed...
It was around three o'clock in the morning, and we all had little fighting power. We were lying on the sofa and fell asleep. Uncle Ma sat slumped, drunkenly looking at the beauties in swimsuits on the TV in the box, while talking to me.
"Fan, in fact, when I came back from my travels this time, the happiest thing was seeing you grow up, being able to stand on your own, and becoming friends with that boy Ma Yunfeng. This is very rare, but I have to remind you that that boy is a playboy. Too many, you are too honest, be careful not to let him fool you."
I was also a little drunk, and I said in a dumbfounded voice: "Uncle Ma, don't worry. I think he is not a bad person, but he is very carefree, but he is fine with me. I will pay attention to it in the future. If he tries to play tricks on me, , I will take care of him."
Uncle Ma nodded: "Hey, this is about teasing. Don't give up your identity to anyone. You must be careful. But I can't worry. Although you are a real kid and kind-hearted, you are not stupid. If you know your propriety, that kid won’t be able to fool you.”
When the two of us were saying this, Ma Yunfeng was lying next to him. After hearing this, he sat up unsteadily, looked at us and said, "Why am I listening in a daze? You two are talking bad about me here?"
Uncle Ma and I said in unison: "Impossible, absolutely impossible, you must be dreaming!"
"Oh...Okay then, I'll continue to sleep."
Ma Yunfeng leaned over and continued to sleep.
I felt something was wrong when I heard Uncle Ma's tone, so I asked, "Uncle Ma, why do I always feel like you have something on your mind that you haven't said?"
Uncle Ma glanced at me sideways, sighed and said, "You know your dad, but I actually want to tell you that there is another reason why I came back this time. We are indeed going to be demolished. I came back to sign, I guess. In a few months, our home will be razed to the ground, and I don’t know what it will look like in the future.”
Although I had already heard about the demolition, I was still a little shocked to learn the exact news.
And there was a question that I had never considered carefully before, but it only came to my mind at this moment.
The house is demolished, where will Uncle Ma go?
Where am I going?
