Ma Yunfeng came to me that day, looking downcast. I asked him what was wrong, and he thumped his waist and said that he had been suffering from severe back pain in the past few days.
He went to the hospital for a check-up, and they said he might have nephritis and asked him to take a sling, but he didn't feel quite right, so he came to me to ask.
As he spoke, Ma Yunfeng also took out the hospital's medical certificate and showed it to me.
I'm quite curious. He's so young and doesn't have a girlfriend. How can he still have bad kidneys?
I told him: "Hey, young man, you still need to control yourself even if you don't have a girlfriend. It's no joke to hurt your body."
He said I'm controlling you, you're a big-headed idiot, please help me read this medical certificate, I can't understand it!
I took the medical certificate and looked at it. I actually couldn't understand it, but there was a sentence in it that almost made me happy after reading it.
That sentence is: The shape and size of the kidneys are normal, the surface is smooth, and the blood return is strong.
I pointed to the medical certificate and said to him: "Feng, there's nothing wrong with your kidneys. Look at your two kidneys. They are both new and have never been used."
He stared at me: "Why do you sound so awkward? I don't have a girlfriend. Doesn't it mean my kidney is new? How can you be so dismissive of others..."
I smiled and said, "There's nothing wrong with your diagnosis. It doesn't show nephritis, and nephritis is a functional disease. Your color Doppler ultrasound can only show organic lesions, which are completely different things."
He didn't waste any words, he stretched out his hand directly and said: "Actually, I know that this is not entirely a real disease, it is caused by the immortal family. Why don't you show it to me? Let's study it and see what happens to the immortal family like me. deal with."
I was actually just joking. Ma Yunfeng has always been upset about the Xian family. I know this.
Even though his Immortal Family has dispersed, there are still many people following him, but his disciples have withdrawn. This is very troublesome, and most masters are not willing to deal with it.
So I took his pulse, and it was obvious that there were ghosts and ghosts on his pulse, and there was a spotted boa constrictor, which was particularly obvious.
Moreover, I felt a virtuous ghost on his veins, which should be the Dragon Crossing the River.
I told him the truth and told him about the situation. I said that the severe back pain you have is probably caused by the big python.
Also, the dragon crossing the river is also on you. This fairy and ghost is pressing on you, and you must feel uncomfortable.
Ma Yunfeng sighed and said, yes, I know they are here, but how to arrange this, the hall cannot be re-established, and Baojiaxian is not right either.
I said that you really can't establish a court, because you only have a few immortals in your body now, and the others are scattered, and it won't be that easy to recruit them back.
He shook his head and said to me: "Actually, to be honest, if you don't want to recruit, just don't recruit. I also thought about it. It's good to be an ordinary person. Besides, I can't be a great god. I can still be a second god."
This is true, I said with a smile: "The masters of the two gods usually have guardians, so it would be good for you to set up a half hall and let a few of them protect you. You can also eat some incense as an offering."
Halfway through, this is the best solution I can think of at the moment.
When he heard that this idea was good, he said to me: "Okay, let's do this for now, but I haven't figured out how many immortals there are in me. You can help me check it out."
I help others with whatever they have to do, so it's not a big deal for them, but this matter is a bit troublesome.
I then put incense on the hall's door and began to search for Ma Yunfeng's immortality.
But before starting, Ma Yunfeng was still a little hesitant.
He said to me: "I've thought about it, but it's not stable. It may attract loose immortals and ghosts at any time. Do you think it's reliable?"
I said helplessly: "You think you won't recruit immortals and ghosts now? You know everything. Anyone who likes you can come and touch you. It will cost you one yuan to get on the bus. You are like this." It’s free, come on as you like.”
He said with a bitter face: "Don't bury me, and convince me quickly, otherwise I will always feel awkward."
I smiled and said, "Just like I said, set up a half hall and an ancestral tablet, so that the dragon crossing the river has a place to stay, and those immortals can let you go for the time being. As for the future, we will talk about it later. Just take it one step at a time, half the chance is better than no chance at all, with these gods and ghosts weighing on you, I will give you nephritis one day."
When I said this, he had no choice but to nod in agreement.
Next, I started to check the immortality for him.
This Chaxian is different from others, because in order to determine the name of the Xian family, the half-tang entrance is also the main entrance, and the name cannot be wrong.
Normally, two gods need to beat the drum to invite an immortal, but it is impossible for Ma Yunfeng to beat the drum to invite his own immortal, so it is not easy to check whether he is an immortal.
After I put incense on my mouth, I lit three more sticks and handed them to Ma Yunfeng for him to hold.
Seeing his cautious look, I couldn't help but want to laugh, and said deliberately: "Oh, why do you want to invite this immortal? I don't know how to play the drum, and besides, there is no drum here. I don't know if you, the immortal, can come down in a while."
Ma Yunfeng looked at me and said, "How about you sing a section? You don't need to play the drums for this thing. They are all my own masters. They can sing a few lines and it will come down."
I said no, I can’t sing your stuff, I don’t even know where the tune is.
He looked at me with contempt and said, "How come you can't do it? You have listened to it so many times, and you can master it after listening to it several times. This is so simple, it's like playing duet."
I said that even though I often listen to it, I still don’t know how to sing it. I can’t find the tune. I know a few verses of Er Duo. How about I sing to you “Wang Erjie Misses Her Husband?”
Ma Yunfeng rolled his eyes at me with a look of disgust on his face and said, then you can sing.
I'm a little surprised. Is this really asking me to sing?
But I opened my mouth, but I still couldn't sing. I felt a little embarrassed. After thinking about it, I said, "I'd better stop singing Sister Wang Missing Her Husband. I'll sing a part about splashing water in front of a horse."
For now, these are the only two words I can remember.
Ma Yunfeng can say whatever he wants, so stop nagging. I, the great python fairy, will stand up and wait to hear it.
So I had no choice but to reluctantly sing Zhu Maichen's aria.
"There are three feet of goose feather snow in the world, and there are no people walking in the wilderness of the mountains. I chop wood to keep away the cold and warm my heart. Reading in the light of the snow makes me more energetic. This book explains the etiquette and is endlessly interesting. It talks about ethics and morals. Each word weighs a thousand pounds. I hold the book of poetry in my hand and walk forward. , walked through the door of the house unknowingly..."
After I finished singing this section, I stopped. Ma Yunfeng was shaking his head and listening. When he saw that I stopped, he asked me why I stopped and continued singing.
I spread my hands and said, "Sorry, I only know this section."
Ma Yunfeng looked at me with disdain and said, whatever you are singing is not in tune, forget it and I will do it myself.
As he spoke, he knocked on the table with his hand and sang a tune to invite the gods.
"Hey... you see, we don't have drums or whips right now, and we don't have the horse puller Lu Lin as our assistant today. I sit down on the verandah where my horse is resting, and I carry this on my left arm, and this on my right shoulder."
"I haven't learned the Thirteen Great Rules, and I haven't learned all the Five Tones and Six Rhythms. I just sang a short section, but it wasn't very good. You immortals, you are so tolerant."
Why does it sound like Ma Yunfeng is burying me here when he sings these lines?
But I really can’t sing this thing. He can say whatever he likes...
