This story goes like this...
It was March of 2010, spring was already blooming in the south, but the whole country in Harbin was freezing.
I also stayed at home without going out, holding Uncle Ma's radio and listening to the two-person tune. Ma Yunfeng had previously been creative and gave me two sets of divine tunes. I was afraid that I would listen to the old immortal, so I never played them.
Ma Yunfeng has also been very distressed recently. Last time Yang Lili spent 200 yuan to find someone to check the entrance of the hall, the dragon crossing the river was chased away again.
Unfortunately, his church member is gone too. Now Crossing the River Dragon stays at his house every day and never leaves. He doesn't even send money to the temple.
Ma Yunfeng also tentatively asked me if he could let the Dragon Crossing the River come to your house. He didn’t have any requirements, just to make a living.
I refused him directly. Don't even think about this kind of thing. I will find a way to deal with it myself. If it doesn't work, I will send it back to Cheng Gaozi and Aunt Hu's house.
Ma Yunfeng pinched his nose and said that although Aunt Hu was kind-hearted, it was not a shelter and we were embarrassed to send everything there.
I said you knew you were too embarrassed to deliver it to Aunt Hu’s house, so why did you have the nerve to deliver it to me?
So the matter was left unresolved and remained unresolved, becoming another worry for Ma Yunfeng.
That day I was lying at home listening to Errenzhuan, and I felt sleepy while listening to it.
He was almost asleep when a woman who read divination came outside, knocked on the door and walked in.
I quickly got up to do business and saw that this woman was in her mid-twenties, with a pretty face, a slender figure, and a strong appearance.
She had a smile on her face and greeted me politely, but when I saw her face, she looked sad and worried.
After sitting down, I asked her what she wanted to see, and she said there was nothing in particular she wanted to see, but that things were not going well at home recently and she wanted to find out the cause and what to do next.
As soon as I heard this, I basically understood.
Anyone who said this must have seen it with someone else, and probably more than once.
So she asked like this. Actually, she mainly wanted to see the difference between what I said and others, so that she could make a comprehensive judgment.
In fact, this kind of thinking is normal. Everyone has this kind of mentality, and they have to go to several hospitals to see a doctor.
So I asked her to announce her birthday, lit some incense, sat down and looked at her, and then spoke.
"You frown, sigh, feel aggrieved, always want to smoke, and occasionally want to drink."
She was stunned for a moment and said, "Master, look, I've been in a good mood since I entered the house, and I haven't even sighed."
I smiled and said, "You don't understand what I mean. I'm talking about your usual state. You are very strong, sulky, and a hard worker. You rely on yourself to take care of all the trivial matters at home and outside." Duo, when I looked at your face, I saw you frowning at home and sitting there smoking."
She nodded and said, "Master, you are absolutely right. I love to be sulky. Every time I am in a bad mood, I just sit there and smoke alone. Besides, I am the only one who takes care of my family. It's so tiring."
I continued: "And you still have fate, the elders in your family have fragrant roots."
She nodded repeatedly: "Well, yes, that's right, I have looked at several people, and they all say that I lead the immortals, and that I can get to the entrance of the horse hall. Master, can you see if I can do it?"
I didn't answer, but asked instead: "Then do you want to go out?"
She was a little puzzled: "This is not what I have the final say. Don't they all say that if you are destined to do something, you will be able to do it? If you don't do it, the old immortal will not let you go. Isn't it necessary to torture people?"
I smiled and said, "You are right. If the person who brought the fate of the horse has not established a court for a long time, the Immortal Family will indeed be in trouble, but not everyone who has the fate of the horse will step in."
She was stunned for a moment: "Isn't the meaning of bringing fate just to show off?"
I shook my head: "That's wrong. There are many people who have fate, but they may not be motivated by it, because some of these fates are caused by the incense of the elders, who come to help or protect the family, and some are here to repay a favor. They will be with you silently for the rest of their lives. He will protect you for the rest of his life, and he will leave when you are gone."
"There are still some who are here for revenge. They just need to resolve their grievances and send them away. Who said you have to take action if you are destined to do so? And most of the people who are destined to do so have no idea at all, and they will pass by in a daze all their lives. If everyone is going to take action, then there are really going to be trophies all over the place."
Her face gradually became serious, and she thought for a while and said, "In that case, I don't have to take action at all. Were those people deceiving me before?"
I said, "That can't be said. People are right. You are indeed destined, but you only have five or six immortals in your body now. What the heck, at most you are a guardian immortal."
When she heard what I said, she couldn't help but slap the table and said angrily: "That old liar, I don't think he is a good person. Thank you for coming to your place, otherwise I would have been fooled!"
She slapped the table so suddenly that I was startled and knocked down two of the big prints on my table.
I had no choice but to comfort her and said, "Don't be so excited. Why did that person lie to you? Please tell me carefully."
She said to me angrily: "To tell you the truth, Master, I went to a great immortal's house a few days ago. The man must be fifty years old. He told me that I have finished holding back all the immortals in my body and I must have a court meeting immediately." He even charged me 3,000 yuan to treat the old fairy. He took it into the house and wandered around for a while, then said that the old fairy had taken it away... He also said that there was an old fox fairy in my family who was from the Taoist family, but he had to find an old Taoist to sleep with. Sleep, otherwise the old fox fairy won’t be able to get out, and I won’t be able to recover either.”
Hearing what she said, I couldn't help but widen my eyes: "What the hell, find an old man to sleep with, how can you sleep?"
I didn't ask on purpose, mainly because I didn't react for a while and I had never heard of such a thing.
She blushed and said: "Oh, it's the one you understand who wants to sleep, but I ignored him. I thought he was deceiving me. What do you think this is? Why do you have to sleep with an old man when you are so arrogant? And he’s a seasoned guy, isn’t this just trying to hook me up?”
My brain circuit is really not keeping up. What the hell is this? I have to sleep first before I go out?
I originally wanted to ask a few more questions, but she seemed a little embarrassed to tell me more, and then changed the topic.
"Let's not mention that old liar... Master, please tell me first, are you sure you can't take action if there are only five or six immortals?"
I nodded: "Yes, it's not that simple to become a Tangguo. It doesn't just mean you have destiny. First of all, you must have all four beams and eight pillars. Hu, Huang, Chang and Mang are indispensable. There must be someone who can carry the banner in the underworld. Young Master There must be dozens of people, otherwise we won’t be able to stand up to the hall.”
She asked again: "What will happen if I can't hold it up?"
It seemed that she didn't understand anything, having watched it so many times in vain, so I held my fingers and patiently explained it to her.