This Dragon Crossing the River was really nice. He said, "Give me a chicken drumstick, some grass rolls, whatever."
"Okay, no problem."
Ma Yunfeng said and looked at me. I had no choice but to bring him food and drink and handed them to Crossing the River Dragon.
Then the Dragon Crossing the River picked up the chicken legs and gnawed on them, and drank from the wine glass.
He took a sip of wine and a sip of meat, and then he had to pick up my Qinglong Shuangwaiwai to taste.
I took two sips and then vomited.
"Bah, bah, bah, what the hell is this thing so sweet? It doesn't taste good...hey, can one of you get me an apple..."
I couldn't say anything, so I could only wait. Ma Yunfeng didn't say a word and was having fun beside him with a smirk on his face. From time to time, he would go to the hall to get some food and stuff it into the hands of Guo Jianglong.
The Dragon Crossing the River didn't show any politeness. He ate most of what I had on the table in one meal and drank two glasses of white wine very quickly.
This operation is indeed a bit excessive, just like taking advantage of someone's fault.
It stands to reason that no immortal would eat like this when he comes. He only drinks half a glass to taste, but he is lucky enough to catch up and have a banquet here.
Xiao He was also dumbfounded and couldn't help but say: "Our old monument king, you are almost ready. Are you so hungry? Whatever you need, I will provide it to you when you get home. You leave some for others..."
Dragon Crossing the River rolled his eyes: "Little brat, how much have I helped your family? What's wrong with eating and drinking? What! What! What!"
Xiao He said: "The key point is that what you are eating is not from my family. You have eaten all the bits of chewing gum in the mouth of the house. Besides, you should drink less. You are in love with my wife. You drank too much." She feels uncomfortable too..."
Seeing Xiao He's unhappy expression, I quickly stopped Xiao He and told him to stop talking and worry about crossing the river dragon's eyes later.
Moreover, when Guojianglong drank, most of the alcohol was taken away by him, and it did not have much impact on Yang Lili.
"It's okay, it's okay. You can eat and drink as much as you want. We all have a great cause, so just be satisfied."
In fact, I know that Crossing the River Dragon is also here to take revenge. We had fought before and he did a terrible job for him. This time I finally seized the opportunity. I can’t do anything to him, otherwise I will eat my family to death. thing.
But it doesn’t matter. Now he can only take revenge by eating my food. If I let him eat whatever he wants, how can he bankrupt me?
When the Dragon Crossing the River heard what I said, he put down the drumstick in his hand and snorted.
"Hmph, then I haven't eaten it yet. It seems like it's something good... I won't burp it..."
I was so full that I burped, so I smiled and said, "Okay, if you don't want to eat, why don't you tell her about her family affairs?"
Guojianglong rolled his eyes again, rubbed his hand on my chair, and said while rubbing it: "Okay, he said, I have seen all these things about Lao Yang's family, and I have been suppressing them for you these days. , To put it bluntly, your underworld has two things to solve now."
Even though he ate like a hungry ghost, he spoke in a clear and precise manner.
He raised two fingers and said: "First of all, you two will get together sooner or later. Now the man's side is also full of immortality, especially in the underworld. Several ancestors can't wait."
Xiao He hurriedly asked: "Who is in my family? I have seen my father and mother before. Are there anyone else?"
Crossing the River Dragon said: "Yes, there are several of them, not only your father and your mother, but also your third uncle, your sixth uncle, a bunch of them. When the time comes, those who can go will be sent away, and those who can't will be sent away. It's as simple as that. But in Before we get together, you have to endure any disaster or illness. But as long as I'm here, they don't dare to do anything to you. Don't think I'm a foreigner. The ghosts from the underworld in your family just come together. I'll use my hand. Just clean them all up."
This dragon has not forgotten to brag about himself, but whether he should say it or not, he does have some abilities.
Xiao He asked: "Then when can I get together?"
Guo Jianglong said: "Ask yourselves when you are together. You can do it at any time after you get married, but not before you are married. When you are together, all the immortal families in each hall have made arrangements, and then everything will be fine."
Xiao He asked again: "Okay, I know this, but what about the second thing?"
Guo Jianglong said: "The second thing is your fifth aunt. You'd better cook more food for her. This woman is not a good person. She has a lot of troubles. Even if she leaves, she might come back some time. Well, she is the only one who is difficult to deal with."
This is true at all. The fifth aunt of Yang Lili's family is really not a good person.
I said: "Yes, I will make good arrangements for this fifth aunt. In addition, it will not be easy for you, the old Monument King of Cross River Dragon. From now on, in the underworld of Yang Lili's family, you will have to worry more and work harder, no matter whose family you belong to." Incense, as long as she sincerely offers it, it will be your merit. Be humble and prudent, do what you should do, and think about what you shouldn't do."
My words also had profound meaning, and Crossing the River Dragon also understood. He snorted and said, "The young master of Wumen Mansion is right. I know what to do. We have a long way to go. We'll see."
Why does this sound so awkward? It feels like a fight?
Ma Yunfeng quickly explained: "What he means is that he knows what to do in the future. There will be a long time to come. Let's all deal with it slowly."
Crossing the River Dragon snorted: "Absolutely, that's what it means."
He is just a tough talker. He has already admitted it in his heart, but he still doesn't want to give in.
I didn’t argue with him and poured him another glass of wine. The Dragon Crossing the River took it in his hand and drank it in one gulp. He waved his hand boldly and threw my glass away, breaking it on the spot...
Then he laughed twice, trembled for a while, and left.
I thought to myself, you must be really sick. Why are you pretending to be a bandit leader? My wine glasses cost a few dollars each...
But fortunately, this is just an ordinary small glass, the kind that holds two ounces. It is not used by the public, and it is impossible to use something from the public for drinking to outsiders.
I glared at Ma Yunfeng. He was quite self-aware and went to sweep the floor and collect the broken wine glasses for me.
Later, Yang Lili slowly regained consciousness and said that her head hurt and her stomach still felt full.
Xiao He felt distressed and said, "You just drank half a catty of liquor. Does your head hurt?"
I also made two large chicken drumsticks, and other snacks were scattered throughout my stomach.
Yang Lili also couldn't laugh or cry, but luckily, she recovered after a few minutes, and she didn't even blush. It seemed that Dragon Crossing the River was really good at what he did, and he didn't waste any of the wine he drank, and he took it all away!
