Xiao He, this kid, is too real, more or less a bit of a tiger...
Hearing his answer, Yang Lili turned her head and chuckled. Ma Yunfeng's expression also became rich and exciting, and his eyes were sneaky.
I pretended to cough twice, and then said, "To be honest with you, I just saw you sleeping at night without closing the curtains."
I deliberately said it in a subtle way, but Yang Lili understood instantly, said "Ah", and then punched Xiao He.
"It's all your fault. The rope hanging the curtain fell off that day. I told you to put it up, but you didn't listen. Is the Xian family angry?"
Xiao He scratched his head: "No...why is it that other things are not so effective, but this one is effective? Just beat me for not closing the curtain for one day?"
I suppressed my laughter: "That's not true. It's disrespectful. I looked at an old man with a white beard and beat him with a cane. He hit your eye socket with a pestle. Fortunately, I just taught you a small lesson, otherwise you would have suffered from eye sockets." blind."
Ma Yunfeng said with a smile: "This should belong to the Hu family. It's not blind, so don't scare them, but you will definitely suffer for this crime. Go back and burn incense, admit your mistake, and talk about it for a week." It’ll be fine within a few seconds, nothing serious.”
Seeing what we said, Xiao He felt relieved and nodded repeatedly, saying that he would admit his mistake when he went home and never dare to sleep without closing the curtain again.
Even if this matter was settled, then Ma Yunfeng and I started to invite Qingfeng, the Monument King, to Yang Lili. We shouted down together and talked about the reasons, and then those who should stay should stay and those who should go!
Yang Lili was still a little nervous about inviting the Monument King, so she sat down on the chair, took a deep breath, and then said to us: "No matter what I say later, don't take it to heart, it's not what I said."
I couldn't help but smile. Of course no one would take this seriously. Those were not her own words.
Ma Yunfeng picked up the drum, cleared his throat, and then began his performance.
"We, King Wen, have whips and whips and pull horses as assistants. Today we don't invite Hu, and we don't invite Huang Jiaxian. We don't invite the ever-changing pythons and snakes down the mountains. We only invite the dying smoke. A member of the Soul Man.”
"Yanhun, they say that man is like a fish in the muddy water of the three realms of the Yang world, the Lord of Hell is like the fisherman, and the big and small ghosts are like food for the hooked fish. The old ones are caught, the old ones are gone, and the young ones are caught, and the young ones are caught. It has to be finished."
"Look at that man who lived to be a hundred years old. He is mortal. He took off his shoes and socks today, but I don't know if he will wear them tomorrow."
"Yanhun heard that you shed tears of sadness. I feel so sad for you, as if you had eaten that bitter coptis. I know that Yanhun, you have no place to complain about your grievances, and you have no place to cry out if you feel wronged in your heart. .”
"Today Yanhun is here. Don't take revenge on the one hand, and don't complain on the other. There are helpers holding King Wen's drum, and the two wolves are here to summon you."
"I'm talking about Yanhun. Your family lives in a loess pit on a black soil. There are four beams and eight trellises among the yellow flowers, and there is a wooden cage and a high coffin."
"Let's walk one mountain after another. There is a tomb in the old forest, and there is a coffin in the tomb. Yanhun, you push open the sky board with your left hand, push open the gate of hell with your right hand, stomp out the wooden cage and the high coffin, scrape If the wind moves, you go forward, and you push forward."
"I don't know how many years you have lived in the three worlds of the Yang Dynasty, and how many years have passed since the death of the three cities of the Yin Dynasty. These three emperors beat slowly and whip hard. You must listen carefully to the Qingfeng Monument immediately."
"I don't know whether you were a shooter, a drinker, a drowner or a hanger. If you tell the soldiers the British name and national title, they all say that the person who passed by left a name and the goose left a message, but the person who left his name did not know Zhang Sanhe Li Si, the wild goose leaves no sound and does not know the spring, summer, autumn and winter."
"Yanhun, today you come to register and register your surname, either Zhang or Wang, Zhao Qian Sun Li Li Cunxiao, Zhou Wu Zheng Wang Yanzhang, Feng Chen Chu Wei Wei Xue Shi, Jiang Chen Han Yang Yang Liulang."
"The assistant pulling the horse pulled the horse's head and asked about the name of the country. He held the Nanqiao with his hand and asked about his hometown. He expressed the name of the country by himself and praised his hometown and residence. As the assistant, I will be considered loyal and good when I sing this time..."
Needless to say, his singing this time is quite reliable. There is nothing about crawling under the quilt or little widow. Although it sounds a bit like a duet, it seems that he has been practicing it recently.
He sang for more than ten minutes, while Yang Lili sat there, yawning and shivering, and gradually started to react.
I saw that she was holding back her voice, and at first she sat there sobbing silently, and when Ma Yunfeng stopped playing, she started crying.
She was crying because she was so sad that her nose was filled with snot and bubbles. We could only comfort her while asking who it was and asking her to tell her if she had anything to say. Crying will not solve the problem!
Xiao He also came over to persuade me, saying that you are her grandma or her fifth aunt, so if you have anything to say, just say it.
After saying that, Xiao He used paper to wipe her nose and tears. It seemed that he still felt sorry for Yang Lili and was not afraid of ghosts.
As expected, Yang Lili pulled him aside and shouted at the top of her voice: "Pull me aside. I'm not your wife, so don't touch me."
Xiao He was so frightened that he didn't dare to say a word. I couldn't help but laugh and asked, "You are married to someone else's wife, and you are so bold. Are you the fifth aunt Yang Lili?"
She shook her nose and said: "Yes, I am her fifth aunt. Let me tell you, their family is too bullying. I have only been here for a few days and they can't tolerate me anymore. They have to wear small shoes for me every day." .”
Seeing her look like this, she must have been really wronged, so I asked again: "You're here now, please tell me more specifically. Why can't her family tolerate you?"
She held her neck and remained silent, getting angry. Ma Yunfeng also advised: "Just say it, and your heart will be open when you say it. Otherwise, it will be so uncomfortable to hold it in. After all, this is my cousin, and you have a foreign surname. Why do you still want to be the king?"
She also had a bad temper, and was stunned after hearing this: "I didn't say I wanted to be a king, so you can't use me as a tukola. I won't be allowed to eat the offerings, and I won't be allowed to touch the incense. I'll follow You're like a doormat, doing everything at the end and showing off to anyone, why don't you get angry?"
After hearing what she said, I quite sympathized with her. She was even more angry than that little Huihui.
It seems that this person, whether alive or dead, is actually quite difficult.
Especially if you don't accumulate some capital and blessings for yourself while you are alive, you will suffer a lot when you die. You don't even have a place to go, and you have to live under someone else's roof and look at their looks!
But in this situation, at this moment, I have no other choice but to persuade.
So I told her: "This is indeed quite irritating, but that's how it is when you go to someone else's house. There's no such thing as that. People have to bow their heads under the roof. You have to try to have a good relationship with them. You You can’t let people have a good relationship with you.”
What I say is from the bottom of my heart. Whether it is a human being or a ghost, it is actually the same truth.
Because you can't change the general environment, you have to adapt to the environment. As an outsider, how can you do it if you don't lower your attitude?
