The male and female fairies on my order list all have the same number of digits. For example, if there are 48 male fairies, there must be 48 female fairies.
This is true regardless of Hu, Huang or Chang python.
Only the Qingxian of the Underworld and the Five Elements of the Outer World do not need to follow this rule.
Now Huang Youle asked me this, and he also said that it is spring now, so what this means is...
Spring is here, everything is coming back to life, and it’s time for animals to have sex.
Huang Youle is looking for a companion!
I couldn't help but laugh and asked him: "I probably understand. You are lonely and want to find a companion?"
Huang Youle bared his teeth and smiled: "Hey, flirting..."
The man next to him asked curiously: "What's going on? Is the Xian family still dating?"
Huang Youle glared at him: "It's okay if you have a partner, but if you don't have a partner, how are you going to continue the family line?"
The man looked confused: "No, aren't you all spiritual beings? You can also have children?"
Huang Youle glared at him again: "You don't care whether we have children or not. Didn't you see that there are only couples on the list? Why can't I have one?"
The man didn't dare to say anything. I almost couldn't stop laughing, but I still had to endure it.
I told him: "You have misunderstood this. The digits of the Xian family on the hall list do correspond, but they are not one-to-one. If that is the case, then your hall order should also be a pair. A couple, how can you still not have a partner?"
When I asked him this question, Huang Youle was speechless and shook his body.
"I didn't say that a couple is a perfect match, that's what I meant... I wasn't thinking about having sex and looking for a partner, but my eldest brother refused to let me go and blocked him. Do you think I can do this in my heart? Is it pleasant?"
After listening to what he said, I finally realized why he was so depressed and upset.
It turns out it's not because he wants to find a partner, but because his eldest brother won't let him have a partner.
To be honest, although my time as an immortal has been short, the few masters I know are all great masters. I have never heard of any immortal family trying to find a partner.
This thing was quite interesting, and my interest got aroused. I moved forward and asked, "Tell me, why doesn't your elder brother let you have a partner?"
Huang Youle looked unhappy and said, "Who knows, he has a partner, and then he doesn't let me have a partner. Do you think there is anyone like him?"
This sounded even more interesting. I smiled and said, "Who is this eldest brother you are talking about? Is he the boss of your Huang family or the leader of the church?"
Huang Youle shrank his neck: "I don't dare to say it. Anyway, it's the biggest official who won't let me have sex with him, and then he takes his wife to the mountains every day."
Oh oh oh, he said that the biggest official should be the leader of the church.
This thing in his family is quite funny. The leader of the church takes his wife to the mountains every day, and then prevents his subordinates from having sex, and even creates internal conflicts.
The man next to him was curious when he heard it and asked him: "What's going on? He won't let you have sex with him. He has a wife himself. That's not fair."
Huang Youle slapped his thigh: "Yes, it's not fair. Besides, it's not like I didn't help the prince. I went out to fight, and I was injured. Can't I just be with someone else?"
Seeing his irritated look, I advised: "Don't be angry first. Let's sort things out. I think it makes sense for the great leader not to let you have sex. Is he just not letting you have sex, or is he still a concubine?" You won’t let anyone go to you?”
Huang Youle scratched his head: "I don't know about others, but they just talk about me."
I smiled and said: "That means no one else in the palace has this requirement, you are the only one who wants to be with someone, right? What did the great leader say?"
Huang Youle said: "My eldest brother said that I can't compare with him. No one else is as good as me in Taoism, no one has many years of practice, and my character is not stable. I have to focus on practicing hard and not think about my partner all day long."
I said to him: "There's nothing wrong with that. The great leader is right. He has been practicing for many years and has a stable mind. You are definitely incomparable to this. I am just saying this for your own good."
Huang Youle still looked unconvinced: "That's what I said, it's for my own good, but spring has arrived, the earth has revived, and I was running around on the ground that day. Why don't you find a partner? Let's talk about finding a partner. , that’s what nature agreed to, and nature has agreed to it, so why should he not agree?”
Oh my god, this is making him nag so hard that nature has moved out.
But what he said is right. The union of all things is the law of nature, but it is not what nature agrees with!
I was so happy that I almost lost my breath, but I still had to endure it and said to him: "Yes, nature agrees, but your elder brother does not agree. That means you should listen to nature or your elder brother." ?”
He said: "Of course I listen to my eldest brother. I should say it or not. I am really good at what I do. Even if I am in the mountains every day, as long as there is something going on here, the effort of just stamping my feet will be there in a blink of an eye. So, it is good to get along with the right person." It may not have delayed his spiritual practice. He also took his wife into the mountains and didn't come out for ten and a half months. He must have gone to give birth to a little fox."
I said, "Then this is coming back again. People have high moral standards. When you get to his time, you will go into the mountains and he will not be able to control you."
He said: "Then how long do I have to wait? People have naturally agreed..."
I said helplessly: "Stop talking about nature all the time, you should practice hard first. Why should you be so anxious about your partner? Just because of this, you will feel aggrieved and upset, and you will torment your disciples. When your elder brother comes back, he won't be able to deal with you?" "
Huang Youle drooped his head when he heard this: "That's true, I don't dare to offend him anyway. If he doesn't let me, I won't let him. It's useless if nature agrees, so I won't look for him."
Seeing that he was a little discouraged, I persuaded him again: "That's right, you should practice hard and don't think so much."
Huang Youle curled his lips at me: "It's easy to say, but you can find a partner."
I smiled bitterly and said, "To be honest, I don't have a partner right now, so you see, although nature agrees, I am single like you, and I don't go out crying every day to find a partner."
He curled his lips at me again: "Put it down, don't fool me, I understand, you can still go to the big health care."
At this time we couldn't help it anymore and laughed at the same time.
We laughed so hard that we burst into tears.
Is Huang Youle really happy? He knows everything about health care?
After laughing for a while, I told him: "I really don't go to the big health care. Disciples should keep themselves clean and not touch those dirty things, otherwise it will affect the immortal family's orifice sensing."
He snorted and said, "That being said, how many of your disciples can abide by it? Aren't the health care professionals, porn watchers, and shoe breakers all in the same position?"
It seemed that his resentment was not small, so I had to find another way to persuade him.
Since he refuses to accept it, I will simply move his leader out and scare him!
