The two people next to him hurried forward and asked Wang Zhiqiang what happened.
Wang Zhiqiang was trembling all over, and his mouth was filled with tears when he spoke.
"...I...I have goosebumps all over my body, and I feel tired all over...the cold wind is blowing on my back...I'm still nauseous...I want to vomit...I can't stand it anymore. My legs are starting to hurt and cramp... ...Oh my god...it hurts...it hurts..."
Wang Zhiqiang hugged his legs and screamed feebly. Seeing him suddenly acting like this, the two brothers were frightened and their expressions all changed.
But this was all a small scene for me. I just smiled faintly and said to the chopsticks: "Wang Zhiqiang's father, listen, he didn't visit your grave in the past. It was his fault. Now he has acknowledged his mistake." , he also gave you money, you can’t always come to him. Besides, the paper man he gave you didn’t look very good, he was shorter, and he was a bit rough, like Zhu Bajie... That’s better than nothing, then The boys and girls sold in the paper shop are all like that. Do you still want a female star? If that doesn’t work, you can just use her as a maid first."
When I said this, Wang Zhiqiang suddenly growled in his throat and rolled his eyes upward, as if he was about to faint.
Why is this getting more serious the more you talk about it, it's a bit embarrassing.
This was obviously because his father was very unhappy. The two people next to him were also frightened and looked at me helplessly.
But in the final analysis, it is Wang Zhiqiang's father who is causing trouble, not an outsider, and I can't force him.
So I continued: "If you don't listen to my advice, then just go to hell. Anyway, this is your son, not mine. In the future, you have to count on him to burn paper, give you money, and go to the grave to fill the earth with you." If you insist on making your son not want to see you, then no one will care about you. I'll see what you do."
After saying that, I saw that Wang Zhiqiang was still rolling his eyes, so I waved to the two of them: "You two, just take him away. I don't care. I'll look for whoever I want. It's too ugly to burn a wife for you. Next When your son gets angry, I will burn an even uglier one for you!"
Of course, those two people wouldn't really look up to me, they all knew I did it on purpose.
Strangely enough, after I said this last sentence, Wang Zhiqiang's expression gradually became normal, and he stopped rolling his eyes. After a while, he got up from the ground.
"Master... what happened just now? It seems that I am no longer me all of a sudden. I feel like someone is controlling me... and then suddenly letting me go..."
"It's okay, that's your dad. He's afraid you'll burn him an uglier one..."
"Ah, is this okay?"
I ignored him and turned back to the chopsticks and continued: "Well, if you're not satisfied, just make do with it for a few days, and then I'll ask him to find a better shop to give you a new one, and we can talk about it." It’s easy to discuss. There is no need to harm your son. If you have any requests, you can tell me now. If you want that female star, you can also tell me..."
When I asked this question, a few words appeared in my mind, so I turned around and said to Wang Zhiqiang: "Your dad told him to make a paper man according to Bingbing's pattern. Remember, he must be 1.7 meters tall and have thin eyes." of."
Wang Zhiqiang was stunned: "What is this thing with thin eyes? What is Bingbing..."
A friend next to him poked him: "You don't care who it is, he just has thin eyes anyway."
Wang Zhiqiang suddenly understood: "Okay, okay, no problem, no problem at all. I remembered who it was. When I turn around, I will send the 1.7-meter-tall Bingbing with thin eyes to you, old man..."
Seeing that he agreed, I said to the chopsticks: "It's okay this time. You heard it. Your son agreed and admitted his mistake. Just go when you should. Don't make trouble here all the time. Do it with yourself." If your son wants Bingbing, don’t you feel ashamed, let’s go, let’s go, this is not the place for you!”
It's amazing to say that as soon as I finished speaking, I heard the chopsticks snap.
fall down.
Looking at Wang Zhiqiang's expression again, it was as if a stone had been lifted off him in an instant.
I asked him how he felt, and he wiped the sweat from his face and said it was much better. He felt relaxed all of a sudden, his back was no longer heavy, his body felt stronger, and his legs no longer hurt.
Then he stood up and walked around the house twice, and told me in surprise that all the previous problems were gone and he felt like he was alive again!
I said to these people with a smile: "How about it, have you seen what it means to stand up chopsticks? You did stand up your chopsticks just now, but is it useful?"
Wang Zhiqiang was convinced and kept saying: "Yes, yes, this thing really subverts the outlook on life. It turns out that this world is so magical, and some things are really not what they see with the eyes."
I said to him: "Remember, human eyes are just that. Even the things that cats and dogs can see cannot be seen by humans. According to scientific proof, human ears can only hear sounds in a certain frequency range. The eyes can see very few colors, because humans only have three kinds of cones, which are the three primary colors of red, green and blue, while some animals, such as birds, have four kinds of cones, so they can see more colors than humans. More, this stuff... you can go home and check it out online, it’s all knowledge!”
Wang Zhiqiang thought for a while and said: "That means that the world we see is actually not the real world at all. It is just what we see, so we think it is like this, but in fact it is not?"
I nodded: "What you said is finally reliable. Remember, don't believe your own eyes. The real world actually lies in people's hearts and brains, not in their eyes."
Another person said blankly: "Then if you say that, should I still believe in science?"
"You have to believe it. I don't know these things without science. Only science can promote human progress. This is completely correct, and science is always making progress. Many unsolved mysteries in the past have now been solved. It’s open. So we must believe that the end of science must be metaphysics, because metaphysics is never-ending, but science has just begun, so we must give it more time to help us interpret the world.”
After I said these words, the three brothers were in awe of me and gave me a thumbs up.
Wang Zhiqiang sighed and said: "Why the hell do I feel like you are not a human being?"
"...Why are you still swearing like this?"
"No, no, no, I'm not swearing. I feel like you are a god. You came down from the sky. You are younger than me. How do you know so much?"
I answered him: "Maybe, probably, this is my mission talent."
He sighed: "I asked you to tell me, I feel like my whole body has been fucking sublimated. Do you think science can really answer the truth about this world one day?"
I thought about it seriously and then said to him: "Maybe it's possible, maybe it's impossible. Maybe before humans succeed, there will be an invisible force to stop it."
He asked me: "Who is it?"
I smiled lightly and said two words back to him.
"The way of heaven."
