This guy told me as soon as he entered the door that he had burned paper for his father's grave and also given paper to his wife. Jin Yuanbao had burned ten bags.
I smiled and said to him: "Your father is happy this time. He has money and a woman, and he won't be angry with your mother anymore."
But he told me with a sad face: "Don't mention it. I feel uncomfortable all over after visiting the grave. Walking feels like stepping on cotton, and my back feels like a stone is pressed against it. It's been two or three days."
I'm a little confused. Logically speaking, this shouldn't happen. Is it wrong to go to the grave?
So I asked him if he had done anything wrong, whether it was a ghost that rushed into someone else's house when he visited the grave, or if he had attracted something when he came back, or if he had said something he shouldn't have said to offend him. Dad is angry.
He didn't play it off and said directly to me: "At first I thought it was a collision. I felt uncomfortable for two days after I came back. But last night I dreamed of my dad again. He was very angry and asked me why the daughter-in-law I gave him was so ugly. , looks like Zhu Bajie.”
I was very happy when I heard this: "Huh? What's the situation? What kind of paper figurine are you giving? I asked you to give your father a daughter-in-law, so why is it related to Zhu Bajie?"
He gestured and said, "I just followed your instructions and asked someone to make a one-meter-tall paper man. He put it on in floral clothes. There's nothing wrong with it."
"One meter... How high is one meter? How much is one meter? Didn't I tell you that it should be as tall as one person? When did I say it was more than one meter high!"
I was so angry that my liver ached from him, but he still looked innocent and said blankly: "Ah, I thought a person's height is about one meter... It's about the same, maybe 1.3 meters, or 1.4 meters." , quite high too.”
I laughed angrily: "Here, let me ask you, would you be happy if I found you a daughter-in-law who is 1.3 meters tall and 1.4 meters tall?"
"This thing needs to be as tall as a real person. I thought it would be just about right... In that case, the paper figurine wife I sent seems a bit ugly... In fact, it is not entirely made of paper, it is sewn with cloth. , the eyes, nose, and mouth were drawn with an oil pen, which is okay, but the drawing was a bit sloppy, but the ears are so big... Let me show you the photo."
This guy gestured to me, then took out his phone and pulled out the photos he took.
I took a look at this paper man...
At first glance, he still looks pretty, but after a closer look, he is so ugly. He is short and has big ears. He really looks like Zhu Bajie. No wonder his father is not happy!
Friendly reminder: There are photos below, if you are timid, cover your eyes.
After looking through my phone for a long time, I found a photo for you.
I looked at this "Zhu Bajie" speechless, and his two friends were also laughing. This kid asked me with a sad face: "Master, what should we do now?"
I could only say to him: "What should I do? Either you advise your dad to make do with it for now, and then burn another one for him when he goes to visit the grave."
He was a little confused and asked me: "Then how can I persuade you? I can't go to the grave anymore. I really can't leave recently."
I thought for a while and said, "If you really can't leave, then you can only ask your dad here. He happens to be here anyway."
When he heard this, he became frightened and said nervously: "Why is he still here with me? How can I ask this? I can't let him get on top of me, can I?"
"Don't worry, you can't let him get on you. Just wait a moment and we'll use our chopsticks to ask the ghost."
After saying that, I got up and went to the kitchen to get three chopsticks and a bowl of water.
This kid saw me trying to set up chopsticks and asked in confusion: "Master, people say this is a lie. Will this work?"
I didn't like hearing this anymore, so I asked him: "Why did Li Chopsticks lie to others? Tell me, and I'll listen."
He said to me: "I seem to have read a popular science article, which said that it is a physical phenomenon. When the gaps between the three chopsticks are filled with water, the chopsticks become a flat surface and they can naturally stand up."
One of his friends also said: "Yes, I have read it too. They say that standing chopsticks is a feudal superstition and can be explained by science."
Another friend said: "Science is stupid. Even if this is a physical phenomenon, why does the disease go away after standing up chopsticks? I had it many times when I was a child. I was sick and had a fever. Injections and medicines didn't work. Just standing up chopsticks cured me. Okay, how do you explain this?"
Watching them argue, I didn't say much. I just pushed the chopsticks and water forward and said to them: "We don't need to say so much. Now there are three chopsticks and a bowl of water. Between the three of you, see who can stand upright." Bar."
After hearing what I said, the three people became curious, so they all came up and tried to set up their chopsticks.
The first one was the kid who burned paper for his father. After I told him the method, he took three chopsticks and tossed them around in the bowl of water, but he couldn't stand up.
After working on it for a while, he got discouraged and asked the other two people to try.
The two people also picked up the chopsticks and tried hard, but they still failed. The chopsticks could not stand up at all. Only once they almost stood up, but they fell over before they could hold on for a second.
The last person got lucky and tried again with his chopsticks carefully.
This time, the chopsticks finally stood still!
The man also pointed at the chopsticks and said: "Look, I said it could stand, and it did!"
The chopsticks were motionless in the bowl. I smiled and asked the boy, "The chopsticks are standing still. How do you feel now?"
He was stunned, shook his head and said, "I don't feel anything. It's the same as before. Do I need to feel something?"
Before he finished speaking, the chopsticks clicked and fell down automatically.
Seeing that they were all dumbfounded, I directly took the chopsticks and said to them: "Let me tell you some science. The physical phenomena you mentioned do exist. If there is no water, the chopsticks will not stand up. And as long as you try enough, Everyone has a chance of standing upright with their chopsticks, but this is not the truth.”
Next, I began to transform into a popular science assistant. I told them that first of all, water connects yin, and chopsticks represent heaven and earth, as well as yin and yang. Moreover, chopsticks have been used by people for thousands of years to eat, so they are all things with energy. .
But Northeastern established chopsticks to ask ghosts, firstly relying on physics, and secondly relying on metaphysics.
As he said that, I picked up my chopsticks, dipped them in some water, and asked him, "What's your name?"
He quickly replied: "My name is Wang Zhiqiang."
I took the chopsticks and put them in the bowl.
"Is the person on Wang Zhiqiang's body his father? If so, just stop."
Several of them stood up with chopsticks, and everyone tried dozens of times before giving up.
But when I came here, I chanted it three or four times in total, and the chopsticks stopped in the bowl with a snap!
I let go of my hand, and the chopsticks were as stable as a mountain, standing tall.
These three people were all surprised. They kept looking at my hands, as if they wanted to know what my secret was.
I looked at Wang Zhiqiang and asked him: "Tell me, how do you feel now? Is it still the same as before?"
As soon as I finished speaking, I saw Wang Zhiqiang shivering with excitement, his whole face turned pale, he slipped out of the chair and collapsed on the ground!
