After watching the fireworks for a while, I pushed Ma Yunfeng: "There is no flying saucer. You saw it wrong. Go back to sleep!"
Ma Yunfeng was stunned: "Just now... where were we talking about? What did you say was hot?"
I rolled my eyes at him: "What's hot? Tokyo is hot!"
Hey, why is this word so familiar and it comes out so easily?
Ma Yunfeng's eyes lit up: "Do you have a film?"
I was also drunk: "I don't have it, but Uncle Ma does. Come on, I'll take you to see it."
So, the two of us ran to Uncle Ma's house with our feet up and our waists bent, like two children doing bad things, and then turned on the computer with a smile...
Well, cough...it's really hot in Tokyo. My face is red and my neck is hot, and my forehead is sweating...
Anyway, thank you Uncle Ma!
The next day, it was the first day of the Lunar New Year. When I woke up in a daze, I found that it was already ten o'clock in the morning.
I ran out and saw that Ma Yunfeng had gotten up at some point and had heated up the dishes.
"You're awake. I heated yesterday's leftovers. Let's eat."
He said to me with a smile, as if he had completely forgotten when he scolded me last night.
I touched my head, looked at the leftovers on the table, and remembered something.
"Wait a minute, did we watch a movie last night?"
"Yes, I have watched several movies."
"Who opened the computer?"
"You opened it. I don't know which disk his movies are on."
"Damn it, why didn't you stop me when I opened it and you looked at it?"
"I stopped you. Your eyes were red from looking at it yesterday. In the end, I pulled you to sleep."
"Fuck, impossible!"
"It's impossible, you're not honest when you're sleeping, you're talking in your sleep, you're hugging me and calling me Wenwen..."
Hearing what he said, I couldn't help but look embarrassed and asked him: "Then... what happened next?"
He curled his lips at me: "Then I took the pillow and ran to Uncle Ma's room, otherwise I was afraid that you would invade me."
I really didn’t remember anything at all. I knocked my head in frustration, then came to the entrance of the hall, bowed to the immortals, and kept admitting my mistake.
Ma Yunfengle's teeth were exposed, and he said to me: "I see you are nervous. Didn't you just watch a movie? What does this mean?"
I said a little depressed: "The key is that I don't remember anything about what was being performed there. I have no impression at all. Thank you for that."
Ma Yunfeng smiled and said: "That's not bad, it shows that you are profound in Taoism, and these things can't shake your Taoist heart."
I said you can pull him down, because I was damn drunk!
Burn the incense quickly and admit your mistake.
Watch it once in a while, it's fine, and who wouldn't eat dumplings during the Chinese New Year, just stay calm...
I chanted in front of the hall for a long time before my heart became more at ease, and then I sat down to eat.
It's a pity that the dishes were a bit greasy during the Chinese New Year, and they were all big fish and meat. We both ate hard for a long time and still couldn't finish them. We probably had to continue eating the leftovers in the evening.
To put it simply, Ma Yunfeng hung out with me for two days. After the second grade of junior high school and all the leftovers were eaten, I let him go home.
When I was in the third grade of junior high school, I carried a bunch of gifts and went from house to house to pay New Year greetings.
In fact, there were only a few people, one for Hu’s mother and one for Aunt Hu. He Yuchen was too far away and couldn’t give it away, so he could only call to say New Year’s greetings.
What surprised me was that when we got to Aunt Hu, we made a joke.
I always thought her surname was Hu, but when we chatted, I found out that her surname was not Hu at all. Her surname was Wang because her husband's surname was Hu, so others called her Aunt Hu and Mrs. Hu.
I have to say that the past era was really different from now. Just like my grandma actually didn’t have a name, or no one knew her name. Her name was written on my doorstep: Wu Zhangshi.
Then I suddenly remembered that I was joking with Zhang Wenwen before, and I said that if you marry me, you will also be Wu Zhang.
But, this should be impossible.
I gave myself a full seven days off, had a good rest, and didn't open for business until the eighth day of the lunar month.
This day is the day when the stars descend to the earth. On this day, people have to pick up the stars and light up lamps at home to worship the stars. Of course, except for the ashrams that do the star worship ceremony, most people don't pick up the stars.
In addition to Shun Xing, there are also Hidden Stars.
According to Taoism and some folk sayings, there are nine stars in the sky that illuminate life, corresponding to each person in the world. Each person has a yearly star every year.
These nine stars are the Sun, Lunar Moon, Venus, Jupiter, Mercury, Mars, Saturn, Rahu, and Jidu.
Jiu Xing is also called Jiu Yao. In Journey to the West, Sun Wukong came out of the heavenly palace, and King Li Tianwang went down to capture him. The first person sent was Jiu Yao Xingjun, but he never defeated Sun Wukong.
There are auspicious stars and inauspicious stars in Jiu Yao, and there are also half auspicious and half inauspicious stars. If this year happens to be the year of the inauspicious star, then you have to hide from the star and hide it in a dark room without light, so that the inauspicious star can take turns. If he can't see you, he won't cause trouble for you.
In addition to hiding from the stars, you can also worship the stars to resolve the problem. Worshiping the Dou is also a way to resolve Tai Sui violations. Worshiping the Tai Sui in Taoist temples is actually worshiping the Dou.
What is worship?
The word Dou here refers to Doumu Yuanjun. This great god is amazing. She is the mother of the stars. Her status is extremely respected. All the stars in the sky are under her control. She is the direct leader and immediate boss of the sixty-year-old Tai Sui God!
Therefore, worshiping Dou Dharma is to worship Doumu Yuanjun. Of course, you must also worship Tai Sui, and ask them to treat you better this year...
For example, this is like asking someone to do something. Not only did you come to give him a gift, but you also gave a gift to his boss. Do you think he will make things difficult for you?
So you say you only wear a Tai Sui Talisman, how useful is it?
Now that the popular science is over, let’s get down to business.
Although I was open for business that day, there was no one around. It wasn’t until 10:30 in the morning that two men came, saying they wanted to check out this year’s fortune.
This is quite simple. I arranged the horoscopes for them, looked at the passing years and the passing months, and gave them patient instructions.
These two people were quite convinced and said that my calculations were accurate and that I still had patience. Then they called and asked a friend of theirs to come over.
After a while, after reading it to these two people, one hundred yuan was put into their pockets, and then their friend also came.
As soon as this man entered the room, I felt a little disgusted for some reason and didn't want to show it to him.
It's not because he's ugly, although he is indeed quite ugly...
The main reason is that this person is so careless. When he came in, he sat down in front of me and said to me, "Are you accurate in this calculation?"
I have never seen such a garrulous person. I wanted not to let him off the hook, but I couldn’t argue with someone during the Chinese New Year, so I smiled and said to him: “Whether that depends on your sincerity or not, If you are sincere, you will be effective; if you are not sincere, you will not be effective.”
What I said is considered a standard answer, and there is nothing wrong with it at all.
But I know in my heart that if this person comes to my place today, he will probably cause trouble for me!
