"That's right, I would have forgotten it if you didn't tell me, so I'm going to look for it right now!"
Ma Yunfeng slapped his forehead, quickly rummaged through the cabinets, and finally took out the magic sealing ruler from a drawer, and then came to the altar table.
"Disciple Ma Yunfeng, today I sincerely worship the immortal masters of Mamen Mansion. If there are any stray spirits or wild ghosts passing by, they will not be disturbed. If you dare to compete for the divine position, watch me seal the magic ruler!"
He said these words very smoothly, and after finishing speaking, he slapped it in front of the incense burner.
His Magic Sealing Ruler is a Taoist magic weapon. It is black in color and looks wooden.
Uncle Ma told me that there are many kinds of Taoist magical instruments, such as wat tablets, tokens, rulers, swords, gourds, bells, wishful thinking, drums, chimes, etc...
In terms of materials, there are roughly several categories: metal, wood, jade, etc.
Among them, there are several types of rulers with different shapes, such as the soul-calling ruler that is specially used to drive away spirits, the five-thunder ruler used to suppress evil spirits and kill, and the well-known square canopy ruler, which is used to suppress evil spirits in the altar. of.
There are also some used by Dharma teachings, such as the Meishan Ruler, which can be used as a weapon and can drive away animal spirits, etc.
I had never heard of Ma Yunfeng's Magic-Sealing Ruler before. If he hadn't used it to dunk Huang Kuaipan, I wouldn't have known about it.
At this time, Ma Yunfeng said a few harsh words and put down the magic sealing ruler. We waited for a while and saw the incense ash falling down one after another.
Is this thing very useful?
We waited for a while and saw that all the incense was gone. I asked Ma Yunfeng to try it again, and he did as he was told.
This time, all the incense was burned neatly, and there was no unevenness anymore.
Ma Yunfeng breathed a sigh of relief and said that it was finally stable, and those wandering ghosts were gone.
His seal of the magic ruler is still good for a while. I took a look at it and asked him if he could see the current situation of the Xian family. Are they at the entrance of the hall?
Ma Yunfeng sensed it and said hesitantly: "It seems that there are really a few people here. They were not there just now. It was just this time when I burned incense that I felt like they were here."
I nodded: "That's good. This means that they have slowly come back. Maybe after a while, you can reopen the class."
He smiled, and suddenly his eyes filled with tears.
"Brother, thank you. If it weren't for you, I would have given up..."
I also laughed: "What are you thanking me for, thanking me for putting a knife in your butt, or thanking me for carrying you to the infertility hospital in the middle of the night? Every step you take is your own choice, I just push it along." If you have to thank me, you should thank these immortals who never give up."
Ma Yunfeng didn't say anything. After a while, he stretched out his hand to wipe his eyes and pulled me to talk.
"Come on, let's buy fireworks. Invite the old fairy out tonight, and let's celebrate the New Year together!"
This new year is quite interesting. Ma Yunfeng has nowhere to go, and I am the only brother. Xiao Lin has a family and doesn’t want to go back, so the three of us got together.
Xiao Lin also said that it was a pity that his parents did not believe it, otherwise he would also like to buy some offerings to honor his old dinosaur fairy.
I patted him and wanted to say something, but in the end I said nothing. I could only tell him: As long as you are happy...
But at noon, when the three of us were fighting the landlord, Xiaolin's family came and took him back by his ears, so only Ma Yunfeng and I were left.
Anyway, I was idle, so I bought a box of beer, prepared six dishes, and drank and chatted with him at home until dark, until the Spring Festival Gala, and until the New Year's bell rang.
At one o'clock in the middle of the night, I drank all the beer in the box.
It’s not that we two are good drinkers, it’s mainly that the front line was drawn for a long time, and we drank for almost twelve hours...
In the end, the two of us lay on the bed, listening to the constant sound of firecrackers outside and the chirping of fireworks shooting into the sky. The fireworks that bloomed from time to time could be seen clearly in the window.
Ma Yunfeng drank so hard that his tongue was so big that he pointed at the ceiling and shouted.
"Let me tell you...Wu Xiaofan, when you went to my master's house to cause trouble, I thought to myself, where did this idiot come from? He actually dared to smash the door of my house, what a fool!"
I was quite sober, and when I heard this guy scolding me under the influence of alcohol, I scolded him too.
"Why did I smash the entrance to the hall? It's right that your two masters were arrested. They deserved it. If I hadn't woken you up in time, you might have been sentenced together. Why don't you thank me?" , you are... the big fool!"
"Fuck... fart, I already knew it. I just wanted to get rid of them little by little. Who knew, you showed up and disrupted my plans, and they even asked me to follow you. , fighting skills, stroking that iron chain, how the hell have I ever stroked that thing? It was fine at the time, but afterwards my hands were full of blisters. When I think about it, I get so fucking angry. If it weren’t for you, I would have been able to get up. Big bubble?"
Ma Yunfeng was still stubborn, and I said drunkenly: "You deserve to be blistered. You detained my Huang Kuaipan and soaked him in a wine jar. Are you doing any damage?"
Ma Yunfeng glared: "You came to my house in the middle of the night, so I won't do anything to you? What you call illegal intrusion."
"I invaded your grandma's legs."
"Your grandma's legs are so stupid. You gave me a fucking knife. It hurts when it's cloudy and rainy."
"You deserve to be hurt, you are a big idiot."
"You're a big idiot!"
"You idiot."
"You idiot..."
"Idiot..."
"stupid……"
Ma Yunfeng was scolding me. He suddenly stopped and pointed at the window and said, "What the hell? I saw a flying saucer outside, CPU..."
I scolded: "You are an idiot and you still don't admit it. You still want to give up the CPU and the flying saucer is called USB..."
He scratched the back of his head: "Something's wrong. It sounds weird to me. It's not USB. What is it called O...HOT?"
I looked at him with contempt: "You have never been to school. HOT is English and means hot. A flying saucer should be... a UFO!"
I finally got it right, and then wandered to the window to see where the flying saucer he mentioned was.
Finally, when I looked outside, I saw a flying saucer somewhere. They were clearly two dragons flying in the sky above the yard!
Of course, this dragon is not as big as everyone imagines. It is only a few meters long, and its body is about the same thickness as my waist.
If you look carefully, you will see a blue dragon and a fire dragon flying in the sky...
Ma Yunfeng also walked over, rubbed his eyes and looked out: "Hey, what I saw clearly just now, why did it disappear again?"
In fact, I couldn't see very clearly, just two shadowy shadows that looked like they were playing.
It seems that this is the Chinese New Year, Qinglong is not willing to be lonely, and takes the fire dragon out to watch the fireworks.
Look at these two people... No, these two dragons look quite affectionate.
Well, it turns out I was just guessing, but now it’s confirmed!
