"If this whip can drive the mountains, I will use it. If I can drive the sea, I will use it. This whip fell into my hands today. I will burn incense and drums to move the gods."
"If you want to come to the old fairy's house, I will move. If you don't come, I will move. On March 3rd of the following year, the Queen Mother who moved was too lazy to go to the Peach Blossom Fair. The nine-day fairy who moved there went to heaven to find her husband. , just get under the covers of that man..."
What Ma Yunfeng sang had the same taste, and it sounded pretty good, but I felt something was wrong when I listened to it. Why did he sing about getting under the covers?
This Qingshen tune doesn't seem very serious, and the more I listen to it, the more it sounds like Errenzhuan.
Ma Yunfeng probably realized something was wrong and quickly changed his words.
"Help me, if I have a job today, I will work hard to move the gods. The primary school students who move will not learn to go to school. The workers who move will not go to work. The farmers who move will not cultivate the land. Those who do business will not earn money." Money, the little widow who moved became addicted in the middle of the night, her eyes were full of tears..."
Good guy, just now the Nine Heaven Fairy got into bed, and now the little widow is in tears again.
But Wu Di and the others didn't react at all. They probably didn't listen to it often enough, so they didn't realize that the lyrics were a bit weird.
Looking at Liu Yang again, he was shaking his head with his eyes closed, his legs were shaking, and he was yawning constantly. It looked like the fairy family was coming soon!
Seeing this, I quickly winked at Ma Yunfeng and asked him to work harder.
He secretly stuck out his tongue at me, the drum beat suddenly sped up, and he continued to sing: "This god's whip beat the drum and jingle, I invited Hu Lai and Huang, and the Hu and Huang families came to the joint venture. The old immortal's family came out of the ancient cave, far away from the mountains , raise your eyes and look at the sky carefully. If it is sunny and cloudy, and if it is cloudy and windy, it means that the old immortal family is doing well. The old immortal family left the ancient cave, left the mountains, rushed to the camp, and came to the front as he spoke. …”
When he sang this, Liu Yang suddenly slapped his thigh hard and snorted coldly.
Please come down!
Then I saw Liu Yang curling his lips, looking disdainful, and said in a high voice.
"Where did you find these soldiers? What kind of thing are they singing..."
Ma Yunfeng didn't even blush. After stopping the drums, he leaned over and said: "Oh, you don't know something about the old immortal family's defeat. I was thinking of the lyrics of the famous Huang Jiu Zhen Huang Da Xian who was famous in those days. , even this drum was passed down from him. Today we are destined to help each other. Let me ask you, which old immortal you are, can we sign up?"
For the first time, I knew that Ma Yunfeng still had this ability and was more skilled at chatting with the old immortal than I was.
But it's normal when you think about it. He has been following those two masters since he was a teenager, which is actually much longer than me.
Liu Yang was still shaking his head and said, "I am who you invited. How about you guess?"
Why is this even guessing?
I also stepped forward and said: "This old immortal, what we specially invited today is Huang Tianchou, the leader of the Old Immortal Family Palm Hall of Wu Liumen Mansion, and asked him to come down and ask why Huang Xian Palm Hall has nothing to do with the disciples of this family. If there is any grudge, let’s open the skylight and speak openly and let’s talk about it.”
Liu Yang snorted again: "You sent people over last night because you just wanted to talk to me about this matter. Let me tell you, you can argue with me, but if you can't argue with me, you still have to talk to me. Boss, it has nothing to do with you how I brought trouble to his family. If you use the people in the hall to suppress me, then I'm sorry, I'm not a vegetarian!"
As soon as I heard this, I didn't ask any more questions. This was Huang Tianchou.
Ma Yunfeng was still trying to smooth things over: "Since the old immortal Huang Tianqiu is here, do you want to welcome the wind to beat the cold, or eat and drink something?"
Liu Yang... No, you can't call her Liu Yang now. It's Huang Tianchou who is in her body now.
The corners of Huang Tianqiu's mouth turned up slightly and he said, "I want to eat a phoenix leg, do you have any?"
The phoenix legs are naturally chicken legs, but I didn't prepare anything today. He wanted to drink wine and smoke a cigarette, but it was okay, but there were really no chicken legs.
I glared at Ma Yunfeng and thought to myself, why are you so arrogant? Today, you don’t even have any offerings. Why are you asking him what he eats and drinks? Aren’t you causing trouble?
I said to Huang Tianqiu: "Old immortal, what a coincidence. The phoenix legs are gone, but there are phoenix eggs. Just wait for me to get them for you."
There was just one boiled egg left in the morning, so I ran to the kitchen, took it out, and handed it to Huang Tianqiu.
He took it in his hand without any courtesy, bit off half of it in one bite, and ate it all in two bites.
After chewing it in his mouth for a long time, he swallowed the egg and said to me: "Get some water..."
I thought so!
Those eggs are very choking. If you eat two of them, don't you have to drink some water to make them smooth?
After he drank the water and calmed down, I asked: "Old immortal, after eating and drinking, let's talk about it?"
Huang Tianchou said: "I am also giving face to your family today. They came to me yesterday to make peace. It would be bad if I didn't come, but this matter has causes and consequences. If you can handle it clearly and quickly, I will I obey you, if you can’t figure it out and you can’t get it right, then I won’t say a word to you.”
This started to give me authority. I smiled and said: "Yes, the old immortal is right. As the saying goes, it is enough to say something without speculation. You might as well tell your story. I will leave my words here today. You Although I am young, there is a saying that goes well: No matter how small a weight is, it weighs a thousand pounds. We have arguments and complaints. If I say something unfair, you can pat your butt and leave. I will never stop you. "
Huang Tianchou slapped his thigh: "Well done, I'm just saying these things to you. I'll tell you what I said today to let you know. Even if her legs and feet were frozen, it's all retribution!"
With that said, Huang Tianchou told us about a painful experience he had back then...
After listening to it, I couldn’t help but sigh. This matter started more than 20 years ago.
At that time, Liu Yang was only seven or eight years old. Her family lived in a bungalow near the riverside shipyard, and her father supported the family by working in the factory.
One winter, heavy snow fell from the sky, and the temperature plummeted to minus 40 degrees. Faced with the sudden blizzard, even the air was almost frozen.
On that day, all factories and stores stopped production, all schools were closed, and people stayed at home and couldn't even go out.
Liu Yang's family lived in a bungalow and had to burn a coal stove. It happened that his mother was sick that day and was sleeping in bed. His father also received a temporary suspension notice at the factory, but he has not returned yet.
At this time, the coal in the stove was almost exhausted, so the sensible Liu Yang took a shovel to the warehouse to add some coal to the stove.
But her very normal behavior paved the way for future disasters.
