I smiled and asked, "Just tell me what you want to eat, and I'll order it."
The eldest sister thought for a moment: "Just some shredded potatoes. She has bad teeth and can't bite anything else."
I said: "Then let's have another fish-flavored shredded pork, that one is also good to bite."
The eldest brother turned around and asked the waiter to take the order, and I continued to ask the eldest sister: "Then how do you tell which of these cousins is a liar, and how can you tell the evil and righteousness?"
The eldest sister nodded: "Isn't that a normal operation? I have divine eyes, why can't I see it? I tell you, your family is upright and the fairy family is stable, otherwise I won't eat your meal. .”
I smiled and said: "Yes, yes, but I have something to say. There are many entrances to the world, including many main entrances, and many who have gone astray. But if you go from house to house like this, not to mention Harbin, you will even be outside. We can’t finish walking, and besides, they can’t listen to you.”
The eldest sister sat there and sighed and said: "I also understand this truth, but I can't ignore it, otherwise what would I do if I came down from the sky? Isn't it just to see all sentient beings suffering, and why shouldn't I save them?"
I shook my head: "That's not right. The suffering of all living beings is their karma. You can't save it like this. Besides, you have no power now and people don't listen to you. It's too difficult."
The eldest sister was stunned, and then asked me: "Then what do you think we should do?"
I said to her: "According to what I say, if you have nothing to do at home, recite the Taoist scriptures to the world, and bless the world's peace and happiness for all people. Remember those who make money and those evil people who do bad things." This is a small notebook, and I will send it to Cao Cao in the future, and I guarantee that no one will escape."
The eldest sister slapped her thigh: "Yes, you have a good idea. I won't deal with them now. I will keep a small notebook. When I return, I will deal with them one by one!"
At this time, the senior brother finished ordering the dishes and turned around and said: "That's right. You can write it down for them first. It doesn't have to go from house to house. No matter who we were in the previous life, we must be reincarnated as a human being in this life. Do your duty as a good person. Look at the cold weather. You should go home and take good care of your mother. Don't let her get hungry. This is the right thing to do."
The eldest sister looked at him and suddenly said: "I know you, you are the disciple of Emperor Donghua, you gave me three immortal dates at the last Peach Festival, why did you come down to earth too?
The senior brother looked confused: "Uh...yes...really, why don't I know about this?"
When I saw it, I quickly smoothed things over: "Shh, don't make any noise. This is the human world. You can't reveal the secrets of heaven, otherwise it will be easily taken back by God in advance. You go home later, and we can talk in detail when we have the opportunity to meet again."
The eldest sister suddenly understood and looked around cautiously: "Yes, yes, you can't let these mortals know everything. That's okay. I won't tell anyone this anymore. Let's talk about it later."
Just then the packaged food arrived, and the senior brother gave her another two hundred yuan and told her to buy warm clothes.
The eldest sister did not refuse, thanked us, and said that the two hundred yuan would be repaid with good fortune and would be returned a hundredfold.
After saying that, she picked up the vegetables, stood up and left, saying, "I won't delay you any longer. There are fortune tellers lining up at your house. Go and help the people who are in trouble."
We walked to the door and shouted to her: "Mother, please stay at home and don't wander around. Remember not to reveal secrets again..."
Seeing the eldest sister's figure gradually disappearing, the senior brother sighed: "There are so many poor people in the world. They seem to have understood some secrets, but they have great doubts about it, and slowly it becomes like this ”
I was also very curious and asked: "Do you think she will really be the Queen Mother descending to earth?"
The senior brother shook his head: "No, but she must have some psychic abilities, and coupled with some conjectures, she thought she was the Queen Mother."
I asked again: "How can you be so sure? What if she is real?"
The senior brother glared: "That is absolutely impossible, because I am not the disciple of Emperor Donghua, so she said it wrong."
I asked tentatively: "Then you are..."
The senior brother raised his chest and said: "I am the disciple of Emperor Zhenwu, reincarnated into the human world."
I looked at the back of the "Queen Mother" in the distance, and then at the apprentice of the "Zhenwu Emperor" in front of me, and I felt a little dazed for a moment.
Isn’t it possible that the senior brother also has a brain problem?
In any case, we finally did a good thing and persuaded the eldest sister who was not thinking right to go home. If she is willing to obey, she will probably be able to calm down for a while.
When we got home, we saw a few people standing outside the door, shrinking their necks from the cold. Seeing that we were back, they were overjoyed to welcome us.
"You're Master Wu, right? We've been waiting here for a long time, you're back."
I was used to this kind of scene, so I opened the door and welcomed them in.
But I feel a little strange. When the "Queen Mother" just left, she said that someone in my family was waiting in line to tell fortunes. Was she really right?
This eldest sister is not simple...
After entering the door, before sitting down, one of the men couldn't wait to say: "Master Wu, we came here to ask for your help to find someone. My wife was lost a few days ago and we can't find her anywhere. It's so cold." God, what if something happens..."
The man was almost in tears as he spoke, and I comforted him: "Don't worry, let's talk about what happened first. When did your wife lose her? Did you call the police?"
He said: "It's useless to call the police. We said that notices were sent to all police stations, but mainly we have to find it ourselves."
An aunt next to her said: "Master Wu, this is my daughter. To be honest, she is also very fragrant, but she seems to have gone a little wrong. She always said that she is the fifth daughter of the Queen Mother. She said it a few days ago. I took a walk, but I never came back and couldn’t be found anywhere.”
When I heard this, it was interesting. We had just finished dealing with the Queen Mother, and her fifth daughter came out right after her?
Is there a famine in the sky or something? Why are the gods running to the lower world?
I said to them: "Okay, I know this. Just wait a moment. I'll come and put up the incense and ask the old immortal. Please give me this person's name and birthday. It's best to have a photo."
This family also knew the rules and had already prepared it. They immediately took out a piece of paper and handed it to me. It contained detailed information and a photo.
The man's surname is also Wu, Wu Di, and the woman's name is Liu Yang.
The photo shows a woman with a square face, about thirty years old, with light eyebrows, small eyes, and thin lips. She has an ordinary appearance, but is quite fair.
Then I lit incense, bowed, and chanted for a while, then returned to my seat.
There are quite a few people who come to me these days to tell fortunes, and there are also many people who are looking for lost things, but this is the first time I am looking for someone.
And these are not ordinary people, they are the five fairies of the Queen Mother.
This matter is also quite interesting.
