I held back my laughter and asked this "Queen Mother" again.
"Then please, Madam, please check if my family has received God's will. I have never done anything bad, so I can't be beheaded, right?"
She looked around again, looked at the entrance of the hall, nodded and said: "You're okay, you look like a real immortal, unlike some other people's houses, where it's a mess when you go in, and there are all kinds of monsters, but you have to promise that you'll take good care of yourself in the future. When it comes to helping people, you are not allowed to charge arbitrarily, and you are not allowed to defraud people of their money. When you say one thing, you should say two things, and you should use your right heart and mind, and follow the right path."
Good guy, this eldest sister is here to give me an ideological education class. She speaks in a very serious manner, and she looks like a leader.
I didn't dare to offend her, for fear that she would kill me, so I nodded repeatedly: "Yeah, yeah, I will definitely remember the teachings, I won't dare to do bad things, and I will definitely serve the people wholeheartedly. I will not be afraid of hardship or tiredness. I will never forget it." Be true to your original intention and keep your mission in mind.”
Then she narrowed her eyes with satisfaction and smiled at me: "Okay, I hope you can remember your words and stay true to yourself. One more thing, the person next to you has a bit of murderous aura, let him repair it." Heart, no meat for a week.”
After saying that, the eldest sister got up and left.
I looked at Senior Brother, Senior Brother looked at me, and then we both burst into laughter.
After laughing for a long time, my stomach hurt from laughing. My senior brother also showed two rows of big teeth and said to me with a smile: "Oh, it is really a great fate. This trip to the Northeast is not in vain, and I can meet the Queen Mother. This is good fortune." ah."
I also smiled and said: "That's right, this is the first time I have seen the Queen Mother descending to earth, but I really didn't expect that she would have to go from house to house, first outside the tunnel, and then inside the tunnel. Those who didn't know it thought she was a police officer. "
The senior brother said: "But what she said is actually right. You are very upright here and there are no heretics. It seems that although this person is crazy, he is not an ordinary person."
I smiled and said: "That is definitely not an ordinary person, she is the Queen Mother... Hey, senior brother, why do you think there are so many poor people in the world? A mentally abnormal person really can't feel that she is abnormal. ?"
The senior brother was silent for a moment and said to me: "Yes, it is precisely because she thinks she is normal but is incompatible with other people that she is called mentally ill. Just like us cultivators, in fact, in the eyes of ordinary people, she is not. Mental illness?"
This is true, otherwise, I wouldn’t have been so resistant in the first place.
But that woman can tell at a glance that all the members of my family are immortals, which is considered very capable.
It's a pity that many capable people in the world are not mentally healthy.
Generally speaking, if a person is not in good spirits and talks nonsense, and also likes to pretend to be the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother, then it is usually because of gods and ghosts.
But there was no fairy or ghost following the woman, which was very strange.
Seeing that it was noon, I said to the eldest brother, let’s go eat some pig meat. The eldest brother hurriedly waved his hands and said no, the “Queen Mother” even told me not to eat meat for a week. Let’s talk about it in a few days. I can't afford it!
The two of us went out and wanted to find a restaurant to eat. As soon as we reached Sidao Street, we heard a commotion there. It sounded like someone was fighting, and there were many people surrounding us.
When I took a look inside, I saw the "Queen Mother" sitting on the ground in the morning, scolding others.
This is a bit interesting. Who dares to offend the "Queen Mother"?
Not to mention that people in the Northeast love to join in the fun, on this cold day, there were at least twenty or thirty people gathered there, pointing and looking at each other with a look of fun on their faces.
I am also from the Northeast, and of course I like to join in the fun, so I took my senior brother and walked over with me.
I want to see what happened to the Queen Mother and who she was bullying.
When I walked over and took a look, I saw that the "Queen Mother" who had been dragged out in the morning was sitting at the door of the unit, pointing at a few people opposite and cursing.
Those few people were not polite. They punched and kicked the "Queen Mother" when she was scolding her. The "Queen Mother" was knocked to the ground, but she still kept scolding her.
I listened to a few words, and it seemed that the Queen Mother came here and overturned the table for others, saying that they were all evil heretics, and that she would send heavenly soldiers and heavenly kings to deal with them, so the two sides started a conflict. .
At this time, the "Queen Mother"'s clothes were torn, her shoes were off, and her hair was scattered. She looked very pitiful. She was kicked, kicked, pushed, and forced to pay compensation.
Moreover, no one around her sympathized with the "Queen Mother", and they all regarded her as a joke.
I gave my senior brother a wink: "Let's go, let's help the Queen Mother. Maybe she will let you eat meat when she is happy."
The senior brother looked a little timid and said hesitantly: "Isn't this bad? She has obviously provoked someone, and besides, her mind is not clear. Let's go help. What if we get into a fight with someone? I heard that Northeast People are very fierce and will hit anyone who starts a fight..."
I immediately couldn't laugh or cry: "Don't listen to the nonsense of people outside. Since when did Northeastern people become violent? Besides, didn't you take the lead in beating up Master Gan a few days ago?"
The senior brother spread his hands: "He is from Hunan..."
I thought to myself, what kind of logic is this? This senior brother was very aggressive a few days ago. No matter whether he was a human or a ghost, he would immediately knock him down.
After waiting for a long time, he didn't dare to offend the Northeastern people...
I patiently explained to him: "Don't worry, we Northeasterners are very civilized and not aggressive at all. Don't believe the rumors on the Internet. You have known me for several days. When have I ever fought with anyone?" "
The senior brother thought about it for a moment, nodded and said: "That's true, I'll go and persuade you."
This senior brother is actually very kind in nature and likes to meddle in these nosy matters. Dang even walked over and said to those people: "Don't treat her like this. She is also very pitiful and the weather is quite cold. If anything happens, It was broken and caught a cold..."
Before he finished speaking, the people across from him glared at him: "You are a der. You can't even speak Mandarin. Mind your own business and get lost."
"Uh...it's not good for you to do this..."
The eldest brother came back in despair, and said to me with a grimace: "You still say that people from the Northeast are not fierce. I haven't said anything yet, so you tell me to get lost. What does that mean?"
I almost burst out laughing, but at the same time I felt a little uncomfortable. You said she was a mentally disturbed person, so even if you turned over a table in your house and kicked her out, why should you abuse her?
Moreover, these people also scolded the senior brother. This is definitely not going to work. I have to step forward!
