In order to refresh my senior brother, I took him to an old restaurant and had a meal of authentic Northeastern cuisine.
There are pot-baked pork, steamed pork belly, shredded sweet potato, squirrel mandarin fish, all of them are crunchy and tasty, and there is even a fried popsicle!
The senior brother ate with his mouth full of oil, had a delicious meal, and then went home burping.
It was already past seven o'clock when we got home, and by the time we finished setting up the altar, it would be almost eight o'clock.
I guess it's almost time.
Next, the elder brother first drew a bunch of talismans, and then drew a few house-protecting talismans, saying that they would protect the house so that monsters and monsters would not be able to enter.
I smiled and said there was no need. The immortals in my hall will protect the house. They may not know much about the evil spells of the Yinshan Sect, but if there is a fight, that guy will definitely not be able to take advantage.
The senior brother was suddenly enlightened, and then asked me how Chuma Xian drew talismans. For example, if he drew a Tiangang talisman to subdue demons and suppress evil spirits, or a talisman to invite Lei Zu, what would it look like?
I had never heard of this talisman. After thinking about it, I picked up the pen and scratched a few times on the talisman paper.
He opened his eyes wide and looked at the talisman I drew.
"What is this? Why can't I recognize it? There isn't even a talisman on it."
In fact, I don’t even know what I drew. If I were asked to draw another one that was exactly the same, I would be embarrassed...
But I still smiled and said to him: "This is the talisman you said to invite Lei Zu. In fact, it is not a talisman to invite Lei Zu. It is something similar to the Five Thunder Talisman. We have several ways to draw it, but in fact Yes, I don’t have to follow any form at all. I can draw whatever I want, as long as I think about it, it will work.”
He looked at me in surprise: "Ah, you guys are so amazing..."
My talisman is actually nonsense, but what I said is not completely nonsense.
There are no fixed rules for Chuma Xian's talismans. Anyway, those who cast spells are all immortals. As long as the immortals are willing, it doesn't matter what they are painted...
But if you really want to invite the gods in the sky, you still have to abide by some rules. At least you have to be respectful, and you can't really draw blindly.
The reason why I gave Senior Brother a nonsense talisman is actually just to show off...
After everything was done, we sat down and waited.
After waiting for an hour, nothing happened. I opened the door and looked outside. Not to mention ghosts, there was no wind at all. It was very quiet and comfortable.
We continued to wait while chatting. By about ten o'clock, everyone was sleepy. The senior brother said not to be careless. Maybe the guy just waited for us to get sleepy and came in the middle of the night.
So I ran out and bought a bag of ice cream and came back with a bag of melon seeds. The three of us sat down and ate them together while looking at the snowy scene outside the window.
Senior Brother said you Northeasterners are so weird. You actually eat ice cream in such a cold day?
I said yes, yes, in our Northeast, many people eat ice cream in winter. You can see a lot of ice cream sellers on the side of the avenue.
Because it's a natural big freezer, you can put it outside and freeze it, which saves you money on electricity bills, and it feels so comfortable to eat ice cream and look at the snowy scenery.
Not to mention, at this moment, this situation, this situation, is indeed quite beautiful.
Soon the three of us finished the whole bag of ice cream...
I'm not that sleepy anymore, but that old guy from the Yinshan Sect hasn't come yet.
The elder brother’s eyelids started to twitch a bit, and he said to me: “Do you have that person’s phone number? Ask him if he’s coming yet. If he doesn’t come, I’ll go to bed...”
I said, "You guys go to sleep first. I'm not sleepy yet. I'll carry it. If anything happens, I'll call you. Don't worry."
Ma Yunfeng said: "Actually, I'm a little doubtful whether he actually has nothing to do with you. I saw that the Flying Sword Curse he released last night seemed to be aimed at me."
I said to him: "No, why would he come after you? He has been targeting me before, but failed."
Ma Yunfeng said: "Look, he knew my name and gave me a bag to attract wealth. Didn't this establish some kind of connection with me? So he couldn't do anything to you, but I fell into the trap. "
Hey, what he said seems to make sense, right?
The senior brother also asked after hearing this: "How can you want his things? What Yinshan sent to you is untouchable."
Ma Yunfeng smiled bitterly and said, "I didn't give it to you. I bought it for one hundred and eighty yuan. Didn't I want to test his background? Who knew there was such a thing."
As he said that, he took out the fortune bag. The senior brother took it and found a pair of scissors to open it. There was some gray-white powder inside.
The senior brother spread his hands: "Look, these are human ashes. This thing can indeed help you attract some wealth, but if you use this method to attract wealth, it means you are inseparable from him. He can do it anytime, anywhere. Fuck you. Even if you don’t use this to attract wealth, he can still find you through this thing. As long as his mind moves, you can’t escape thousands of miles away.”
Ma Yunfeng was startled: "This thing is too evil, so I'll throw it away quickly."
I stopped him: "Don't throw it away. I heard that this thing is most afraid of dirt. I know there is a breeding farm over there in Hanjiawazi. I will send it there."
Ma Yunfeng said: "Farewell, it's too dangerous so late. What if he targets you?"
I smiled and said, "It's okay. I'm luring the snake out of its hole. Anyway, we can't just wait around if he doesn't come. It's better if he comes to me. Don't worry, I'm not afraid of him."
After saying that, I took this lucky bag and drove to Hanjiawazi.
There was no traffic on the road at night, so we arrived in about ten minutes. This was a breeding farm that we accidentally discovered the last time we were dealing with Badger Fairy.
There are pigs, chickens, sheep, etc. inside. It’s not that big, but it’s just right for me to sneak into.
I walked around in a circle and came to the outside of a pig house. There happened to be a pile of manure, so I threw the lucky bag into the manure pile.
Then get in the car and drive away.
The whole trip was uneventful. When I got home, I saw the two brothers still drinking tea, chatting and eating melon seeds.
I kept pushing hard for a while, and it was past midnight. The senior brother couldn't stand it any longer, so he got up and said screw it to his grandma. This kid couldn't afford to play with him, so he stopped playing with him and went to bed first.
Ma Yunfeng asked me to go to bed too, but I didn't feel confident and didn't agree, so I just drove the two of them to bed, while I sat there and continued to persist.
As a result, I fell asleep on the table after less than half an hour.
I slept like a blur, and when I opened my eyes, it was already dawn.
Hey, I lured the snake all night, but the snake didn't come out of the hole.
I ran over to see the two brothers again. Nothing happened and they were sleeping soundly.
This was a bit strange. I waited until daylight, called the two of them up to have something to eat, and then decided to take a trip myself to see what Master Gan was up to.
But I didn't go back to the house when I went to bed last night, so I just stayed on the table all night. In addition, I also went to the breeding farm to play around, so I caught a little cold.
I woke up in the morning with a bit of a cough. My trachea felt uncomfortable and my chest felt uncomfortable.
Alas, the old man made a mistake...
