I was very happy when I heard this. This woman is quite interesting. She even asked the Gray Fairy to follow the child to school and help him with his homework?
Why don't I pass the exam for you?
I smiled and said, "What do you mean, are you using me as a free tutor?"
The woman was a little embarrassed, and then said: "That's not true, my child has this gray fairy for more than two years. At first, I thought he was going to have sex with me. Later I found out, It is the fate of the child. I have told this Gray Fairy before that I can go to school with my child and help him with his studies and homework. He has indeed been following me, but I don’t know what happened. This semester, the child has been playing with the Gray Fairy. , my academic performance is getting worse and worse, I am worried about this..."
I asked: "How do children play with the Gray Fairy?"
The woman glanced at the child and said helplessly: "Tell yourself how you play with the Gray Fairy every day."
The little girl opened her eyes wide and said with a smile: "Little Huihui follows me to school every morning, and then he accompanies me to class and chats with me. When I play, he comes running with me." Those who ran away were still playing hide and seek.”
What?
Xiao Huihui?
This gray fairy has such a cute nickname?
What she said was quite interesting, so I became interested and asked the little girl, "Are you not afraid? Can you see him?"
The little girl didn't mean to be afraid at all, and said to me: "Don't be afraid, why should you be afraid? Xiao Huihui is very good to me. He stays with me when I sleep. He is so furry, although I can't touch him. But you can see that he is quite big, almost like a cat.”
The little girl's mother smiled bitterly and said, "That's why I'm worried. She misses playing with that gray fairy every day, and her academic performance has dropped."
I said to her: "Okay, since you have this concern, how about I invite this Gray Fairy down to chat for a while and see what he says?"
She was a little worried: "Isn't this good? The child is still young."
I said, "What are you thinking about? The invitation has to be on you, how could it be on the child?"
She nodded in agreement, so I turned around and lit some incense, intending to invite the gray fairy to this woman and ask him if he could help the child study.
The little girl also looked at me with joy and expectation.
After quickly lighting up the incense, I returned to my seat and shivered uncontrollably, then yawned again. Xianjia was already upper body.
When I looked around again, I saw that there was indeed a gray-haired mouse at the door, but it didn't dare to come in. It just looked there, looking cautiously, which was quite cute.
"This Gray Immortal, now I'll give you a chance to speak. If you have anything to say or want, come over here and have a nice chat."
I waved to the Gray Immortal and asked him to come over, but he hesitated. The woman could obviously sense it, so she said to me: "Master, is it that the Nangjia Immortal in you is too powerful? Otherwise, please ask the Mang Family to dodge first, this Gray Fairy is still young, so he doesn’t dare to come over, right?”
This makes sense. The python is the natural enemy of the Gray Immortal, so it is normal to be afraid of it.
I muttered a few words, first asking Chang Mangxian to shine, and then the Gray Fairy came over slowly as expected.
I smiled and said to the woman, "You still said you don't know anything. Isn't your sense pretty strong?"
She shook her head repeatedly: "No, no, I'm just guessing. It's okay once or twice, but most of the time I don't feel it."
I said, "This is obviously a sign of your lack of confidence. You can communicate with the Gray Fairy and ask him to accompany your children to school. If you can solve the problem yourself, why do you have to find someone to look at it?"
The woman wanted to say something, but the next moment she suddenly yawned, and then her entire demeanor and tone of voice changed.
I saw her holding her hands in front of her chest, and her movements were like a little mouse. She smiled and said, "Thank you so much, master. This is my first time... ...It’s not good to speak...to say...don’t...don’t laugh at me..."
This gray fairy was stumbling when he spoke, his eyes were chattering around, and he was groping around my room.
The tone and tone of his speech sounded similar to Liu Neng in Country Love, and even his demeanor was similar.
I was also very happy when I heard this, and asked: "Are you destined to be this little girl, or are you destined to be her mother? Do you come to her house to go to court?"
Gray Fairy waved his hand: "No... no no no... I won't go to... the hall first. They also... don't want me. The leader said that although I... am destined to be a little girl, but... …The Taoist practice is still a little bit weak, so I need to practice more…practice and see how things go in a few years…”
It turns out that because he was not good enough, the court didn't want him, so he went to school with the little girl every day.
I suppressed my laughter and said, "If that's the case, then you can make a contribution by accompanying your child to school and keeping him safe. This will be remembered by the church. But this disciple hopes that you can help your child learn." , I did my homework and so on, but you didn’t help me either.”
Hui Xian said with an aggrieved look: "This...it's not my fault, I haven't been to school either...it turns out that when the child was in...the first grade, I still understood the questions...I understood a little bit, but in the second grade... I was confused...in the second grade. Now in the third grade, not only are the questions more difficult, but I have also started to learn English...English. What do you mean A...B...C...? I just... don't understand. I don't even know how to speak Chinese. I can't explain it clearly. They asked me to learn a foreign language, and I haven't... left the country."
I almost laughed out loud when I heard it. This gray fairy is so funny, but he is right. He has never been to school, so this is too difficult for him.
I said to him: "What you said makes sense. I will tell the child's mother right away that you, a mother, can't tutor the child. You let a gray fairy tutor you. Isn't that nonsense? She is a fairy, but not a fairy." Tutor."
Hui Xian slapped his thigh: "That's right... our Xian family actually also... takes exams, but he doesn't... don't take application questions, let alone application questions, and Hanyu Pinyin... Pinyin, too. Ah, this is enough... it's interesting for me, so don't... stop torturing me, if you keep doing this, I won't have to... go to court, I'll just... take the college entrance examination."
I nodded repeatedly: "Yes, it is really difficult for you. I will tell this disciple of yours in a moment that you will be responsible for protecting the child's safety from now on, and you will not be allowed to tutor him in studies or anything else, but you don't have to Play with your children every day and hide when you are doing homework, otherwise it will delay your children's studies."
The Gray Fairy grinned with bared teeth and agreed: "Okay, as long as you don't... don't let me tutor you in homework, you can do whatever you want..."
Otherwise, it is becoming more and more difficult for children to learn now, and it looks like they are so stupid, what is it like?
