Logically speaking, it is only natural that grasshoppers harm crops and humans catch them and eat them.
You brought trouble to me, why don't you let me take care of you?
But that’s how things are in the world. Grasshoppers eat crops, which is natural selection. Humans hunt grasshoppers, which is natural. No one is wrong. The two sides just have different positions.
However, regardless of whether there is a locust plague or not, killing a large number of grasshoppers will naturally offend the grasshopper god and violate the harmony of nature.
Because the person who took the lead in harming the grasshopper was Cheng Guiyi's grandfather, so the account was charged to him.
Later, when he grew up, eating grasshoppers became his hobby, and he continued to carry forward this hobby and pass it on to the next generation.
By the time of Cheng Guiyi's father's death, eating grasshoppers became more common, and the ways to eat them became more diverse, and it became a delicacy.
But Cheng Guiyi's grandfather suffered from a strange disease in his later years.
His legs and feet were always suffering from inexplicable ulcers and peeling, which could not be cured, and the attacks were extremely itchy and extremely painful.
Later, he invited a statue back and enshrined it at home, and the strange illness gradually improved.
A few years later, the old man passed away.
Before he died, he wanted to hand over the statue to his son, but he couldn't take a breath and died.
The Great Grasshopper Immortal, also known as Lord Grasshopper, was very angry when he told this story, and he was breathing heavily.
I secretly exclaimed that it was strange. There are so many wonders in this world. Eating a grasshopper can actually bring harm to future generations.
Cheng Guiyi's father was even more trembling. When he heard that his old man's strange disease was caused by eating grasshoppers, he immediately lost his temper and quickly bowed to the grasshopper to apologize.
He said a lot of nice things, but Mr. Grasshopper didn't pay attention at all. He just rolled his eyes in anger and his cheeks were bulging.
When I saw this situation, I could only offer some kind words to persuade you. Let's be polite before fighting.
Even though this Grasshopper is not very good at teaching and has a very bad temper, it is better not to offend him yet. After all, he is also caused by cause and effect.
Although I have Zhuang Yuwei and Shiba Mangbing, we must be reasonable and convince others with virtue.
So I said to Mr. Grasshopper: "Don't be angry yet, let's figure it out... When the old man of the Cheng family harmed Grasshopper, he got his retribution. In his later years, he worshiped the God of Grasshopper, and his illness was alleviated, which is considered a good death. So, What makes you angry now is simply that their family doesn’t offer you a good sacrifice, right?”
He said angrily: "Not only do I not worship properly, but I eat your descendants in front of you every day. Are you angry?"
Uh... That's true. The grasshopper god is worshiped at home and he eats grasshoppers endlessly. It would be strange if he doesn't get punished.
I looked at Cheng Guiyi's father and asked, "Who is that? What's your name? Come and confess your mistake to the Grasshopper God. Those who don't know will not be guilty. They will worship you well in the future and never eat grasshoppers again."
He quickly came over and knelt down, clasping his hands together and constantly admitting his mistake.
"Master Grasshopper, Master Grasshopper, my name is Cheng Yuan. My family has eaten grasshoppers for several generations, but I really didn't know there was a grasshopper god. I offended you unintentionally. I will never eat grasshoppers again. You I will worship that statue well. Whatever you want, I will buy it for you. I will treat you as my father, no, you are my ancestor..."
Mr. Grasshopper was still angry, but his eyes were obviously very useful.
I estimate that even though this thing is enshrined and claims to be a god, its IQ is not very high and it should be easy to fool.
Just like that, Cheng Yuan apologized, and I stood beside him, praising and praising him, and nagging for a long time. The grasshopper finally showed a comfortable smile.
He shook his head and said: "Because of your sincerity, I will give you a chance. To be honest, the problems of your wife and children are all caused by me, but your family is not only eating grasshoppers, your old man used to He also eats snakes, so this time there are friends from the snake family. Let’s see how we can arrange it.”
What this means is that he can forgive the Cheng family, but there is still another snake that needs to be arranged.
Cheng Yuan and I looked at each other and both breathed a sigh of relief.
The snake problem is actually easier.
The most important grasshoppers have been dealt with. Take some eggs, offer them to the snake, apologize well and be sincere, and everything will be fine.
I feel that this matter has basically been solved 80% at this point.
But I'm still too young.
I really didn't expect that this snake would be more difficult to deal with than Lord Grasshopper.
We had just seen off Mr. Grasshopper when Cheng Guiyi suddenly laughed weirdly, then lay on the ground, crawling all over the ground like a snake.
The strange thing is that she uses her body to crawl on the ground without using her hands at all, making twists and turns and looking extremely terrifying.
Cheng Yuan hurried over and said some kind words again. I also helped him and promised a lot of things.
But no matter what I said, the other party just ignored me and crawled on the ground.
Finally, they all climbed up the wall!
At this moment, the door was suddenly opened, and Cheng Guiyi rushed in panting.
"Don't mess with my mother. I know what you want to do. As long as you let go of my mother, everything can be discussed!"
At this time, Cheng Guiyi's mother had climbed up to the ceiling, looking down at us, his eyes turned into snakes.
She also stuck out her tongue. In a daze, I didn't know if it was an illusion, but I actually felt that her tongue was forked.
Cheng Yuan was overjoyed when he saw his son running back. He didn't care about his wife anymore and hurriedly went up to hug his son, tears streaming down his face.
Cheng Guiyi pushed him away directly and said, "If you have anything to say, we'll talk about it later. I know what he wants to do, and you can't talk to him."
I asked in confusion: "What on earth is he going to do and how do you know?"
Cheng Gui was so anxious that he was sweating, and said to us: "I fell asleep in the car just now, and a man in black told me that he wanted us to enshrine him as a guardian immortal. "
Hey, Baojiaxian?
I'm familiar with this!
Cheng Yuan also panicked: "Bao... what does Bao Jiaxian do? I don't... don't understand..."
Cheng Guiyi said: "He just wants us to worship him. In the future, he can not only protect our family, but also treat people's illnesses. To put it bluntly, he wants to be an immortal."
It seems that this snake fairy may be a fellow from the Northeast.
At this time, I felt an inexplicable sensation on my body, a cold feeling, as if something suddenly climbed up my back.
The next moment, I was almost out of control. I took two steps forward, looked up at Cheng Guiyi's mother, and spoke.
But I couldn’t even understand what I said.
"Yasoga, Harimsuo Mahasa..."
Cheng Guiyi's eyes flashed with green light, and he quickly responded to me.
"Musu Musu, Galisoa Guru Musa..."
You don’t need to be serious about whether this language translation is accurate or not. Anyway, just read it seriously.
In short, we talked to each other for a long time. Although I couldn't understand a word, strangely enough, I knew exactly what he wanted to express.
This snake comes from Jilin.
He is really a fellow from the Northeast.
