Zhang Ning heard what I said and quickly begged me: "Then...why is he pestering me?"
I smacked my teeth and said, "Tsk, tsk, this is not easy to handle. I have to communicate with him. Let's do this. You move the statue of Lord Guandi away first and let him get on top of you. I'll let him speak in person." "
Zhang Ning's face turned pale with fright: "No, Master, you can't let him get on top of me. Can you think of another way?"
I thought with some embarrassment: "There are other ways, but they are more energy-consuming. Normally I never do it this way."
Xu Yang quickly said something nice to me: "Master, thank you for your hard work. Let me tell you, when I saw you under that overpass just now, I felt that you were definitely not an ordinary person. Regardless of your age, I guess You are only twenty-seven or eighty-year-old at most, but you have a vicissitudes of life that make you look like an outsider...Help me, okay?"
He praised me for a long time, and finally said something in Nanjing dialect, asking me how I was doing.
I was speechless for a while, thinking to myself, was this the vicissitudes of life?
I haven't had my hair cut or washed my clothes for so many fucking days, okay?
Ah, okay, okay, you are so tall!
They say I’m twenty-seven or eighty-eight, but I’m obviously only twenty-one!
But seeing that their title had become Master, I reluctantly agreed.
"Okay, then don't let him get on your body. Now move the statue of Lord Guandi away, and then put out a bowl of water, a bowl of rice, and a stick of incense. I want to talk to him personally."
What I said was extremely domineering. When these two people saw that I agreed, they were overjoyed and hurried to prepare according to my instructions.
Soon the things I wanted were placed on the table one by one, and the statue of Lord Guandi was also moved away.
I looked at the people in the room and saw that they were all looking at me nervously, expecting me to talk to the ghost, but they were obviously scared.
Lao Zhangtou was standing next to him the whole time, pretending. I looked up at him and asked, "Lao Zhang, why did that ghost get in front of you?"
I deliberately tested him, but I didn't expect that Lao Zhang was so steady and didn't panic at all. He laughed and said: "He may think that I can help him, but I won't get involved in this matter. You go first." If you really can’t do it, come find me again.”
This guy made him pretend to be smooth, but in fact, the ghost hadn't even entered the house yet.
But after testing like this, I knew that he couldn't see ghosts either.
Since I'm the only one in the room who can see it, that's easy.
I didn't expose him, bowed to the incense, and then summoned Zhuang Yuwei.
Then I sat down and slapped the table with my hand.
"Bring me that ghost that haunts strangers!"
My loud shout shocked several people in the room, and then Zhuang Yuwei appeared, first took a deep breath in front of the incense, smiled at me, and then immediately turned into a cold and terrifying smile. face.
In less than a minute, Zhuang Yuwei brought the ghost in.
To be precise, they should have been escorted in.
The little daughter-in-law of my previous life was really awesome, so I shouted at the ghost and asked: "Why are you pestering this woman? Tell me the reason. If you can tell the truth, I may consider helping you. If you are If you pester someone innocently, don’t blame me for being rude."
But this guy was obviously a little dissatisfied and stared at me with a sullen face.
Oops, I have a bad temper.
My face sank and I motioned to Zhuang Yuwei to take care of him.
Of course Zhuang Yuwei would not be polite, she would grab this kid and give him a big mouth!
This ghost still wanted to resist, but he was no match for Zhuang Yuwei. He was beaten to a pulp in just three or five strokes.
He wanted to run away, but Zhuang Yuwei grabbed his neck and picked him up.
It was like a crushing attack. The ghost kept struggling and begging for mercy, but he couldn't escape at all.
Just now he looked dissatisfied, but now he was being disciplined by Zhuang Yuwei in minutes and became submissive. Then he answered whatever Zhuang Yuwei asked and told everything honestly.
As the saying goes, you have to do your best to act, and they couldn't see what was going on anyway. I pointed at the ghost, then opened my mouth, and a series of languages that even I couldn't understand came out.
What I said was a simulated dialect, which was actually made up by me. I had always heard Mother Hu say it before, and although I couldn’t understand a word of it, I could still talk nonsense.
They don’t understand it anyway.
These people had never seen this formation before. They were all dumbfounded. They stared at me and opened their mouths. They looked at me and then in front of me, with a look of confusion and fear on their faces.
How about saying that there are many scammers in this industry. This invisible and intangible thing can be made up by just opening your mouth.
I muttered here for a long time, and Zhuang Yuwei over there had already finished asking. Then he threw the ghost to the ground, clapped his hands and came back with a smile.
"Thank you for your hard work, come here and drink some water."
I greeted Zhuang Yuwei with a smile and touched her head. She obediently went over to drink water.
The ghost next to him had his eyes darting around, probably looking for a way to escape.
But Zhuang Yuwei was right next to him, so he didn't even dare to move even if he thought about it.
Then I said to Zhang Ning: "I know what happened. About three months ago, you came out of the subway one day. Because it was hot, you didn't bring an umbrella, so you were enjoying the shade in the shade of a tree on the side of the road. , and we had a long phone call, right?"
Zhang Ning looked confused and tried to think back: "I have to think about this. It's been too long, and I often take the subway... Wait a minute, I'll look for the phone records."
She took out her phone and scrolled through it for a long time before suddenly remembering something.
"Yes, yes, I found it. I called my mother that day and told her about going to the hospital for a check-up. She refused, so I talked for a long time. It was indeed under the shade of a tree, just on the subway. Mouth...my God, you are so amazing, you are like a living god, how do you know this?"
I smiled lightly: "That's what the ghost said himself. He said it was very hot that day, so he possessed you and went home with you."
Xu Yang widened his eyes and said in disbelief: "How is this possible? Don't ghosts only come out at night? Besides, it's still so hot, can this also be a ghost?"
At this time, Lao Zhangtou said from the side: "Who said that ghosts can only come out at night? People can still move around freely during the day, but the number is smaller. Besides, when it is hot, people need to enjoy the cool, and ghosts also need to enjoy the cool."
Looking at everyone's surprised looks, I nodded: "Yes, when the weather is hot, ghosts hide in shady places. Such as the shade of trees, the roots of walls, cold drink shops, cafes, etc."
Zhang Ning asked: "Then...then what the hell is this?"
I looked at the ghost and then said to Zhang Ning.
"This is a pervert."
