There are some small words below the Zhouyi Divine Calculation, which say: marriage, spouse selection, litigation, wealth, Feng Shui, moving tombs, yin house, yang house, work, study, frightening, finding people, naming, changing luck, hysteria, palmistry, face reading... …
At the bottom it says: No money required.
My goodness, this is quite extensive.
I was interested as soon as I saw it. Isn’t this my strong point?
I have been hanging out with Uncle Ma for a year. Although I have always been quite lazy, I have learned some skills. I can also take the Six Yao Bagua and Zhuge Shen classes.
There is no immortal family to help me now, but if I rely on the skills taught by Uncle Ma, it should not be difficult for me to make a living in the field of metaphysics.
I moved closer and said with a smile: "Uncle, how much money can you make from this Gua stall in a day?"
The old man waited for a few seconds before opening his eyes and looking at me.
"You kid, how can you say how much money you make? That's called fate, fate, do you understand?"
Become attached to each other...
These two words sounded so familiar.
I asked him with a smile: "How much money can you make this day?"
"It's only a little over a hundred yuan...Why are you asking this, fortune telling? Young man, I see you don't look good, your hall is dark, you've been plagued by bad luck lately."
The old man opened his mouth, and what he said was quite accurate.
But he doesn’t need to calculate it, everyone can see it.
I haven't had a haircut in almost a month. I eat one meal every day. I can eat two steamed buns for a whole day. It's strange that I look good.
I came closer and said with a smile: "Uncle, your accent sounds like you are from the Northeast?"
He nodded: "Ah, Tieling, where are you from?"
I quickly approached him and said, "I came from Harbin. Tieling is great. My grandpa's family used to be from Tieling. I'm a fellow countryman."
He laughed: "Yes, the three eastern provinces are all fellow villagers... Since you are fellow villagers, I will give you a free hexagram. Anyway, I haven't opened my business yet today."
He said he wanted to give me a hexagram, and there was actually a bit of knowledge in it.
Usually when you say this, there are excuses behind it to get you to pay.
I have been with Uncle Ma for a long time, and I have never seen him in any way. I don’t know what Uncle Ma’s level is when it comes to Taoism, but when it comes to cheating money, he is the ancestor.
I asked him to tell me a fortune. The old man looked at my face carefully, grabbed my hand and looked at it, and suddenly frowned.
"Young man, have you encountered any difficulties recently? The white tiger is in conflict, and the visitor is coming to the door. This is a very bad omen."
"Ah, so cruel? What should I do?"
I also climbed along the pole. Anyway, he was right. It was indeed very difficult for me. It was extremely difficult.
The old man thought for a while and said, "Give me a birthday and I'll give you a good look."
Logically speaking, I shouldn't give it to anyone. People in this industry generally won't give their birthdays to others easily, but I want to see what he is capable of. Besides, I'm already in such a miserable state, so it doesn't matter.
The old man stretched out his fingers and counted, then said "Huh" and was silent for a long time.
I asked him what was wrong, and the old man glanced at me with surprise on his face.
"Wait a minute. I'll go to the toilet first. You can look after the stalls for me. Don't leave. I'll tell you when I come back... By the way, if anyone comes looking for me, just say you haven't seen me."
After the old man finished speaking, he stood up and ran away as fast as if there was a ghost chasing him behind him.
I was confused, thinking why was he running away if everything was fine?
At this moment, several people walked over not far ahead, they were menacing and had bad intentions.
As soon as I saw it, I understood that the old man was hiding from disaster.
Don't ask, these people are definitely not coming to him to settle accounts, but to settle accounts with him.
Sure enough, one of the women, about thirty years old, came over and shouted.
"Yes, it was this fortune-telling stall that defrauded me of two thousand yuan... Hey, where is that old liar?"
The latter sentence was naturally meant for me, so I pointed in the opposite direction where the old man ran away.
"He ran that way. He was running very fast on a bicycle."
At this moment, I subconsciously planned to help the old man.
A few people started chasing me, but the woman glanced at me and asked, "What do you do?"
I said innocently: "I'm here to tell fortunes."
The woman was quite kind and said to me: "Don't believe him. He is an old liar. He said a few days ago that a ghost was following me, and he went to my house to do exorcisms and charged me two thousand yuan. In fact, there is no such thing!”
I said "Oh" and didn't say anything more. I watched these people chasing after me in the direction I pointed.
However, there is indeed a ghost following that woman...
I could see clearly when she was talking to me.
The ghost was following her less than two meters away, following her step by step.
If he sticks closer, it's time to get up.
After these people ran away, the old man came out of nowhere and looked over there.
"Young man, that's interesting."
He gave me a thumbs up, and then started to pack his things, looking like he was still going to run away.
I stopped him: "Hey, you haven't told me yet, what's going on with me?"
He stopped, looked at me and said, "With all due respect, I can't see through you."
I asked him why he couldn't see through it. He thought for a while and said, "It seems like something is blocking it, preventing me from seeing it."
Is there something blocking it?
If it were to happen in the past, the Immortal Family should be in the way, because normally, the Immortal Family would not let others easily tell fortunes for their disciples, unless that person was highly skilled enough.
But now that the Immortal Family is not here, and the Qinglong King simply ignores me, is it Zhuang Yuwei who is blocking me?
The old man suddenly lowered his voice and said to me: "As the saying goes, the dharma is not revealed lightly. This hexagram of yours is very weird. If you look at it for free, I'm afraid you won't be able to see it. Well, you just helped me, so I think it's an advantage for you. Click, twenty yuan, and I’ll give you a good look.”
I smiled bitterly and took out the remaining one dollar from my pocket, as well as a steamed bun I brought for lunch.
"To be honest, this is all I have left, do you think it's okay?"
The old man's eyes almost popped out of his head. He stood up and started packing his things.
"Forget it, forget it, we have no chance, that's it, I have to leave quickly, goodbye."
I thought to myself, this is too realistic. Will you leave as soon as you see that I have no money?
But no matter if he leaves, this place will belong to me. When I come back, I will put up a sign next to it and write the word "divination" on it. It will be a business at least.
Unexpectedly, the old man had just finished cleaning up, and those people just ran back again.
The old man didn't have time to escape this time and was caught on the spot.
The woman pointed at the old man's nose and cursed, so the old man naturally wanted to defend himself, and the two sides got into a heated argument.
But the old man was alone, and soon his clothes were torn, his radio was dropped, and he was pushed around by several people.
I couldn't stand it anymore, so I stepped forward and said, "If you beat him up, two thousand yuan won't be enough to treat him, right?"
