Yes, I attended a wedding.
Logically speaking, I don't have many friends in Harbin. The only people I know are Hu Ma and Uncle Ma's gang, my master, Zhang Wenwen and Aunt Tang are gone.
But you must not have imagined that I still have relatives.
In fact, I didn't even think of it myself.
I was sitting at home that day, holding the dragon-seeking ruler and asking Qinglong to make predictions to see if Zhang Wenwen and I could succeed.
Zhang Wenwen has been quite busy recently. He said he was doing activities in shopping malls and doing some training. He didn't come to see me for almost a month.
As a result, Qinglong started spinning around in circles again, like a naughty child.
I was so angry that Uncle Ma laughed beside me and said that you are a difficult dragon to take care of. He must have lost his temper because you didn't give me anything good to eat recently.
I said I haven’t given him anything delicious yet? I bought grilled squid last night and gave it to him to try first.
Wait, squids are from the sea too, isn't he angry?
Uncle Ma laughed loudly and said that he shouldn't be so petty. Besides, dragons eat fish and shrimps in the sea. As long as you don't eat too much, he won't mind.
I thought about it for a while, that's... Want a change of taste?
So I tried it again and asked Qinglong, could Zhang Wenwen and I make it?
If you can, turn left, if not, turn right.
The ancients believed that the left represents Yang and the right represents Yin, the left represents literature and the right represents martial arts, the left represents life and the right represents death, and the left represents good fortune and the right represents misfortune.
In Feng Shui, the blue dragon on the left is good luck, and the white tiger on the right is bad luck. This is also the principle that people usually say that the left eye will jump to bring wealth and the right eye will jump to bring disaster.
This time, the Xunlong Ruler made a few random turns and then stopped on the right.
This can't be done?
Then I asked again, but in a different way.
I said to Xunlong Ruler: "King Qinglong, King Qinglong, please see if Zhang Wenwen and I can make it. Thank you for your hard work. I will put some more delicious food for you later. Just tell me what you want to eat. Here it is." For a change.”
After I finished speaking, this time the Xunlong Ruler hovered for a few times, and then slowly pointed to the left...
I was stunned.
Isn't this too casual?
I'm asking you to predict, not to say auspicious words.
Uncle Ma laughed again and said, "Look, I'd say he's greedy. Get him something delicious. Then let him bless you and lose your virginity as soon as possible."
I rolled my eyes at him: "I'm asking about my virginity. Who said anything about losing my virginity?"
Uncle Ma said: "Isn't it just for the purpose of losing your virginity? Otherwise, what would you do with your virginity? Do you want to make a slingshot to shoot house sparrows together?"
Really, everything Uncle Ma said was so stinky and scoundrel, but it still made sense, leaving people speechless.
I put away the Xunlong Ruler and was thinking about buying him something to eat when the phone rang.
When I looked at the phone number, my heart skipped a beat.
It's my uncle calling.
My aunt has been back for a few months, and I occasionally call her to ask. There have been a lot of things lately, and I haven’t contacted her for almost ten days.
My uncle suddenly called me today. It couldn’t be my aunt...
My heart started to beat faster, and I hesitated before pressing the answer button.
On the phone, my uncle's voice sounded normal. He first asked me how my life was going recently, and I secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
After chatting for a while, my uncle told me that a relative’s child in Harbin was getting married, but they couldn’t make it, so he wanted me to attend the wedding on their behalf.
He also asked for my bank account number and said he wanted to transfer money to me.
When I asked, I found out that this relative was quite close. He was my cousin, my mother’s cousin, and his child was getting married this weekend.
Although I have no memory of this cousin at all, but now that we have mentioned it, it doesn’t matter if we go to participate. After all, we are relatives.
So I told my uncle that there was no need to send me any money. My life was pretty good recently and I was not short of money. I would save some money later and send some money to my family.
After some more push and pull on the phone, my uncle stopped talking. I asked about my aunt's condition again, and I felt relieved when I learned that everything was fine.
My uncle gave me his cousin’s cell phone number and then hung up.
I looked at the date and saw that there were only two days until the wedding.
I picked up the Xunlong Ruler and looked at it again, and I had an idea.
Since he is greedy, I might as well take him to a banquet.
Just as I was thinking this, I saw the Xunlong Ruler silently turning twice on its own.
It seems, agreed.
The two days came quickly.
I had contacted my cousin in advance, learned about the wedding venue, and then drove there.
When we set out, I specially brought the Xunlong Ruler and put it in a handbag. Then I shouted again and asked if anyone wanted to go to dinner with me.
As a result, more than ten people came out at once.
When I saw it, Huang Naughty, Huang Kuaipan, Huang Tianhua, Huang Tianle...
Good guys, they are all from the Huang family. There is no one from the Hu family or the Chang Mang family. There is only one from the underworld, Wu Xiaoshun.
It's really the Huang family that's joining in the fun.
I asked Wu Xiaoshun what he was going to do. He rolled his eyes at me and said two words: eating.
I smiled, he has a child's mind after all.
The ceremony was at 10:30 in the morning, and I didn’t go too early. I thought I didn’t know those people anyway, and it would be awkward to go early. They would be in the way wherever I stood, and I didn’t recognize them even when I sat down.
So I grabbed the time and went ten minutes early.
When I entered the door, there was a table where I wrote the gift account. I took 200 yuan and wrote my aunt's name on it.
I didn’t write my name. Anyway, my parents are gone and no one remembers who I am. Besides, I’m just doing this for my aunt.
As for me, I just want to bring all the immortals here for a meal.
But just as I was about to walk inside, a man with a red face next to me stopped me.
"Are you Xiaofan?"
I looked up and saw that I didn't recognize him, but the voice should be that of my cousin.
I put on a smile, exchanged greetings, and congratulated me. My cousin took my hand, looked up and down, and said something like, "This kid has grown so big." There was a lot of emotion in the words.
Then he took a look at the gift account I wrote, and his smile became a little unnatural. He patted my shoulder and asked me to go in and find a seat by myself.
The little family affection I had just developed was destroyed by him.
Obviously, he was dissatisfied with the lack of gift money.
If it had been in the past, I might have turned around and left without even eating.
When my parents died and I had no one to rely on, where were you relatives?
When I was living on the streets without food or clothing, where were your relatives?
But now my xinxing has stabilized a lot, I have spent all the money, and it is impossible not to have a meal.
Besides, I brought a dozen people here, and I still managed to get back the two hundred yuan!
After entering the hotel, I looked around and found a table with few people in the corner. It was probably because it was remote and no one wanted to go there.
I strolled over and sat down. Seeing that no one was touching the two packs of Xi cigarettes on the table, I calmly picked up one pack.
This smoke is good, Hongta Mountain.
Everyone around them had smiles on their faces. Unfortunately, they didn't know it yet, and something was about to happen soon.
