Before I could respond, he turned into a ray of green light and disappeared.
I quickly stood up, tore open the potato chip bag and put it back again.
What he said is absolutely correct. The bag of potato chips has not been torn, so how can anyone eat it?
I was so happy that I couldn't wait to tell Uncle Ma about it. He laughed loudly when he heard it, saying that this dragon really has the temper of a child, and he also knows that to eat potato chips, he has to tear the packaging bag.
Regarding the problem that it was difficult for him to communicate, Uncle Ma didn't take it seriously. He told me that if you are a dragon, you are very noble, so you will naturally be very arrogant, and it is normal to ignore you.
The dragon is the spirit of all things, the king of all beasts, the leader of all scales, and the king of all monsters.
Although in the eyes of those gods, dragons are nothing, but to the earthly immortals in the lower world and ordinary humans, dragons are the totem of the Chinese land and the holy spirit that needs to be worshiped.
Uncle Ma said, even if you raise a cat, it may not pay attention to you, let alone a dragon.
I have to say, what he said does make sense.
I feed that Qinglong with good food and drink every day. About a week has passed, but he still ignores me...
So I thought about it, and the only time he showed up was probably to ask me to tear open the potato chip bag for him...
As for the magic weapon he was talking about, Uncle Ma said he would let me figure it out myself, so I went to ask He Yuchen.
When she heard that a blue dragon came to my house, she was very happy and told me that I could ask for a dragon ruler.
As for Qinglong's dissatisfaction, it depends on him.
I asked her where to go to find the dragon ruler. She thought about it and told me two words.
"Taobao."
I couldn’t help but be speechless. A magic weapon that sounds so awesome is actually being purchased online?
She said it doesn't matter where you buy it, the key is that you have a dragon, that's the most important thing.
Well, Taobao is Taobao.
I found a Yang Gong Xun Long Ruler store online, picked one that was cheap and pleasing to the eye, and placed an order.
I have no choice, it's too expensive and I can't afford it. All the money I have is given to those bastards, and I only have a few hundred yuan left for living expenses.
At that time, express delivery was slow, but fortunately, everything was delivered to my door. I waited at home for a full week before the Xunlong Ruler that I had been thinking about was finally delivered to my home.
I couldn't wait to take out the Xunlong Ruler and assemble it. Then I came to the entrance of the hall, placed it next to the glass of water, bowed three times, and started chanting.
I chanted for a while, then picked up the Xunlong Ruler. According to the instructions, I held the handle of the Xunlong Ruler with both hands and let the ruler return to its position facing forward.
He Yuchen said that this magical instrument can rotate left and right according to people's words, and it has miraculous effects whether it is searching for objects, investigating things, or exploring Feng Shui.
The most important thing is that compared with the fairy induction, the dragon-seeking ruler is more intuitive. As long as there is a spirit in it, the accuracy is very high.
I didn’t know if Mr. Qing could like this dragon-seeking ruler. Anyway, I kept thinking about it for a long time, trying to get Mr. Qing to go inside and spin it a few more times, but the dragon-seeking ruler didn’t move at all.
After a few minutes, my hands were sore, and the Xunlong Ruler finally moved tentatively.
I felt happy, and then I saw the Xunlong Ruler start to rotate in circles automatically.
After a few turns, he seemed quite satisfied. Following my words, he slowly returned to position, with the ruler pointing straight ahead.
He Yuchen also said that the Xunlong Ruler needs to be adjusted slowly so that it can follow people's wishes.
So I took the ruler and asked him to point in the direction of the door.
A few seconds later, the dragon-seeking ruler slowly turned and pointed towards the door as expected.
I spoke again and asked him to point to the direction of the confession table, which he did quickly.
I was very happy and thought this thing was quite fun.
Next, I asked Xunlong Ruler to point to the TV again. This time, Xunlong Ruler was a little confused, swayed for a while, and then slowly pointed to the refrigerator in the kitchen...
Uncle Ma also came out at this time and said with a smile: "You are a bit difficult for me. He is new to the world and doesn't understand anything. He doesn't know what TV is."
I suddenly realized that this Qinglong is quite interesting. I have to teach him what a TV is and what a refrigerator is.
This time I caught him for fun. I played with the dragon ruler for a day and taught him to recognize everything in the house.
But for some reason, I asked him to point to the statue of Taishang Laojun offered by Uncle Ma. He pointed at nothing and just walked around.
I asked Uncle Ma why this was happening, and Uncle Ma said that maybe Taishang Laojun was too high-level. He was an ordinary dragon and didn't dare to offend, so he didn't even dare to point a finger.
I said that shouldn't be the case. He said that he was the Dragon King. This should be a pretty high level, right?
Uncle Ma smiled and said that it was nothing to talk about the Dragon King. There were Dragon Kings everywhere in the rivers, lakes and seas. There was a Dragon King in even a well in Journey to the West. It was worthless.
When he said these words, the Xunlong Ruler automatically started to rotate, and it turned around more than ten times crazily, and then it was aimed at Uncle Ma...
Uncle Ma hurriedly apologized, saying that he made a mistake and made no mistake.
The Xunlong Ruler then moved elsewhere...
In short, this dragon-seeking ruler has brought me a lot of fun, but in terms of its actual function, I haven't discovered it yet.
The only thing that is certain is that the green dragon has agreed to stay and live in the dragon-seeking ruler from now on. It can be regarded as following me.
Uncle Ma's magical fan had been placed on the shrine since that time and he had never taken it away.
I asked him quietly that the fan was probably not a mortal thing. Otherwise, why could he not move when he pressed Ma Yunfeng with the fan?
Uncle Ma didn't hide anything, so he told me that the fan was a Sanqing fan with three invitations to the ancestor. He had been following him for more than ten years.
A Sanqing fan that has been used as incense for more than ten years can be imagined. It is useful in exorcising demons and summoning gods and immortals.
Therefore, when he suppressed Ma Yunfeng with the Sanqing Fan that day, he actually suppressed the Hu Jiaxian in him.
I couldn't help but feel a little envious and asked him, if that fan is so powerful, it must have an extraordinary origin, right?
Uncle Ma chuckled and said, "It's not that good. I bought that fan from Longhu Mountain, and it works fine."
I asked him again, which great master enshrined it? It must be very expensive, right?
He thought for a long time and said something.
"It's not a great master. It's just a stall at the entrance of the scenic spot. It costs five yuan a handful."
I fainted immediately...
In the past few days, I kept Hu's words in mind and didn't go out, didn't make fortunes, and didn't even drive for a rental, because she was afraid that Ma Yunfeng was secretly causing trouble.
But more than ten days later, everything was fine, so I didn't think about it anymore. Uncle Ma happened to go out on a date with a netizen that day, so I looked after the store for him.
Speaking of which, I have to complain. In the past month or so, Uncle Ma has had three girlfriends, and the longest one lasted only half a month.
Now I seriously doubt whether his wife ran away because he was poor or because he was immoral...
Uncle Ma actually had an excuse. He said that this year was his year of peach blossoms. The peach blossoms were so prosperous that if they were not let out, it would easily cause disaster.
Me: Ha, tUi!
After sitting in the store for almost an afternoon, there was no business and no money was made.
It wasn't until after four o'clock that I felt a little hungry, so I picked up the menu from a restaurant opposite and wanted to call and order a fried rice.
I had just made the call and was debating whether to add ham or a poached egg to my meal, when suddenly someone came outside the door.
As soon as this person entered the door, he said to me: "Little brother, I want to take action. Can you see if there is any immortality in me?"
