The two of us helped Yin Ze and successfully caught the escaped ghost. Aunt Tang was very happy. After returning, he said that I had helped him a lot and wanted to treat me to dinner.
And he said that he was very happy today when he smashed the entrance to the ghost hall, and he had to celebrate it.
I couldn't resist his hospitality, so I went with him to the Sun Moon Lake Hotel on Dongdazhi Street.
The Sun Moon Lake Hotel was considered a very high-end hotel at the time. It had two stores in Harbin, one on Xinyang Road in Daoli and one at the intersection of Dongdazhi Street and Sanxing Street, which was also near the cigarette factory and not far from Taiping Bridge. not too far.
This hotel has open kitchens, which are very clean and can be clearly seen from the street.
I often drive by here, but never go in, because it is said that the consumption here is very high. If I eat a meal here in a hurry, I will probably earn it back in a month.
So Uncle Ma also went that day. He was a master who had the advantage and would not take advantage of the bastard. There was no way he would give up such a good opportunity.
He also agreed with what we did today and praised me greatly.
That day, it was the first time for me to eat drunken shrimps, live fish, crabs, and so much seafood.
To be honest, I only ate one of the drunken shrimps. When I put it in my mouth, I felt that the shrimps were jumping. I forced myself to eat it with a frown on my face. The second one said I didn’t eat anything.
In fact, I have always been against eating these things, such as drunken shrimps and live fish, including freshly killed pigs and freshly slaughtered chickens. Others say that they taste better, but I always feel that there is a smell of blood in my mouth.
There was also the one who ate both live fish and put the fish fillets on the fish to eat raw while the fish was still alive. It was so cruel that I didn’t even take a bite.
Aunt Tang said that I have Buddha nature and cannot see these things by nature.
I don’t know whether I have Buddha nature, but Uncle Ma laughed at me, saying that after wine and meat passed through the intestines, the Buddha kept in mind that the fish was born to be eaten. If you eat it, you are actually redeeming it. its sin.
Especially for this kind of living fish, it may have done something immoral in its previous life. Not only was it reborn as a fish and was eaten by others, but it was also eaten alive. That is its cause and effect, its retribution.
This sounds reasonable, but I still couldn't eat it, so I reluctantly put one piece in my mouth. Before I could chew it, I started to feel nauseated and vomited it out.
The crabs were quite fresh. I ate several of them in one go. The taste is still unforgettable to this day.
After we finished eating, we paid the bill, which was more than two thousand.
I really didn't expect that Aunt Tang would be willing to spend so much money on a meal when she opened a small noodle shop and didn't make much money in a day.
But he burst out laughing and said, "It's nothing. I've lived two lifetimes, how can I still ignore this?"
What is money?
Money is the bastard and the source of trouble. The more money you have, the less human you will be, so spend it when you have money, and feel happy.
He said to me: "People, you must control money and not let money control you. Only if you don't have too much money can you live a happy life."
Uncle Ma has a different view. He said: "I think the more money I have, the happier I will be."
In fact, what these two people said was correct. Then they looked at me and asked me what I thought.
I laughed and said to Uncle Ma: "I am very happy to make money with you."
Then he said to Aunt Tang: "I will be happier if I spend money with you."
They both gave me the middle finger.
"You're such a bastard!"
After we left the house, Uncle Ma was in a good mood and took us to take a shower.
In the Northeast, bathing is different from bathing.
The difference is huge, the key depends on whether there is a dragon.
Wherever Uncle Ma goes, of course there will be a dragon.
Brew, soak, steam, rub, knead...
After doing this, we were really comfortable. We lay comfortably in the lounge, tapping our backs and watching TV.
But I was still too pure, I thought this was the so-called dragon.
Uncle Ma said he went out for a walk, and then he was led by a waiter to the second floor...
He still hadn't come back after half an hour. I was worried that something had happened to him, so I wanted to go up and look for him, but Aunt Tang stopped me.
Then, he whispered something in my ear, and it dawned on me.
It turns out that Uncle Ma's dragon is not a serious dragon...
A young man in his early twenties is bound to be hot-blooded. When I heard about this, I felt a little bad.
I asked Aunt Tang, since he understood this, why didn't he go upstairs just now?
Aunt Tang sighed and said to me: "No, I still can't accept it. As you know, I have been a woman for decades..."
I looked at him with contempt: "Then if you say that, don't go into the bathhouse with me next time, I'm awkward..."
He chuckled: "Look what you said, what else can I do to you? But to be honest, I don't think Ma Yunfeng is a good person today. Despite his young age, the city is very deep."
I didn’t pay much attention to it, and smiled and said, “The depth of the city is not important, the key is the depth of Taoism and practice. If he wants to be immortal but not immortal, what he wants is nothing, what can he fight with me for?”
Aunt Tang nodded: "That's true, but you should be careful in the future. After all, today we broke the rules by smashing someone's door. I don't care. I'm a noodle shop, and I'm not the main force. I'm afraid someone will come after you." trouble."
There was nothing wrong with his reminder, so I responded without taking it too seriously.
After waiting for a while, Uncle Ma staggered downstairs. It looked like the dragon upstairs was a bit fierce. After a while, Uncle Ma's legs became a little weak.
After returning home, Uncle Ma fell asleep with his head on the pillow, very sweet.
But I started to have a stomachache in the middle of the night, felt uncomfortable all over, had vomiting and diarrhea, and had to run to the toilet more than a dozen times.
I collapsed to the point of collapse, but just a little bit later, I started to feel dizzy again, and my head was buzzing as if someone was hitting me with a sledgehammer.
I thought it was caused by eating seafood, but nothing happened to Uncle Ma. He slept like a dead bastard, with his neck stretched out and hanging down beside the bed.
It's not a nice thing to say, but that posture is a thief's image.
If I hadn't seen him still snoring, I would have thought he was dead.
I stayed up like this until the next morning. I had no strength at all and couldn't get out of bed.
After Uncle Ma woke up, he called me to buy breakfast. When he saw that I didn't respond for a long time, he walked in and was shocked.
The first time he looked at me, he said there was something green on me, but it disappeared in a flash.
I was also dumbfounded, and quickly asked him, was it because he smashed the door of the hall yesterday and someone secretly sent something to the door and got on top of me?
Uncle Ma said it wasn't possible, because you had a bodyguard called Ma Ma, and you had a Dharma Protector following you. It would be difficult for outside things to get close to you, and it would be impossible for them to get on top of you.
Finally, he thought about it for a long time and told me something.
"That thing on you looks like a dragon."
