"We came all the way today. For no other reason than to invite the old lady of Liangmen Baofu to come down and tell us what the requirements are if we want to build a tomb, and what instructions we have to give to our family if we want to offer sacrifices to immortals."
"We have a tight time schedule and many tasks. We have other things to do later and we can't delay too much. If the old lady is at home, you can use your upper body to check the pulse."
"But my daughter-in-law is weak, so don't bother her. Don't talk to the two families. No matter how you say it, you are our own family. I didn't invite two gods today. The old lady has a lot of skills, and I won't say much about the rest. explain……"
He Yuchen is so smooth-talking. Even though she doesn't talk much, she acts like a different person when she is doing things.
Speaking of such a long paragraph, it was like a machine gun, fast and crisp, and it also had a rut.
After she finished speaking, Liang Xiaoxia and her second aunt sat on the chair, and their whole bodies began to tremble involuntarily...
In less than a minute, she spoke.
"With all that Mrs. Liang did, can she still become an immortal?"
As soon as this sentence was said, everyone present was stunned, and I quickly looked towards the kang.
The old lady who was sitting there just now was indeed gone, but the one talking was obviously not her.
He Yuchen realized something was wrong at the first time, and immediately said: "Who is this smoke soul ghost master? The old Liang family is doing business here today, and the old lady in charge is invited. Other unrelated people should stay out of the way and don't block the way here." Hold on, let's follow the rules, otherwise it won't be good for anyone if we collide."
There was some harshness in these words, and I just saw a shadow and didn't see what it was.
But He Yuchen can tell that he is a smoke soul ghost master, and his moral skills are at least several times higher than mine.
"Hahaha, as you little girl said, I was just passing by and took a look. I'm leaving. You can go about your business."
After saying this, I saw the second aunt tremble again, her eyes rolled up, and she fell to the sky with a thud.
This old Mrs. Wang is just here to cause trouble.
Everyone hurriedly stepped forward to help her up, and then the second aunt got up, slapped her thigh, and said angrily: "This old Mrs. Wang is too bad. She is messing with me. You wait until I go back to finish the matter and follow her." You’re not done yet!”
Obviously, it was Old Mrs. Liang who had the upper body now. She was trembling with anger, wheezing and gnashing her teeth. Looking at her posture, she wanted to dig up Mrs. Wang's grave right away.
He Yuchen had rich experience and did not talk or ask too much about this matter. He went straight to the topic and asked the old lady what she wanted.
The old lady gasped for a while, then gritted her teeth and said with a pinched neck.
"I want gold and silver! A money tree! A cornucopia! Big gold bars! I want to live in a mansion! A three-story building! And a car!"
She shook her head as she spoke, and her movements and expressions were just like an unreasonable old rural lady quarreling with someone at the top of her lungs.
No one in Liang Xiaoxia's family dared to say anything, and they all stood in silence, especially Liang Xiaoxia's father and her two uncles, who nodded repeatedly, and no one dared to say no.
Liang Xiaoxia didn't go into details about how this old lady was causing trouble to her family, and I didn't ask in detail, but looking at her attitude, she must have been very ruthless.
Seeing that she still looked angry, I couldn't help but smile and talk to her.
"Old lady, just live in a foreign-style building. You want a car? You don't have a driver's license. Besides, there's no gasoline in the underworld."
"I want gasoline as well, you little bastard, don't tease me here, I'm telling you, Liang Lao, Liang Lao Er, and Liang Lao San, whatever Zhao Lao Wu has, I have to What’s the matter? Your father has been a bear all his life, and I’m not a bear. If anyone dares to give me a bad chance, I’ll pee on their pot table!”
Uncle Ma was very happy when he heard this, and he laughed and said: "The old lady is right, just follow Zhao Laowu's standards, we have to be a higher level than him, don't be angry, I will go over and take a look later, to make sure I'll be honest with you. But it's wrong to pee on the pot table. Aren't you afraid that the people in the village will treat you badly?"
The old lady snorted twice: "Talk about me, let's see who dares to stick to me. Let me tell you, after the tomb is repaired, the second wife can take the incense and give me a good memorial service. Then I and the old fairy will It can keep you rich."
He Yuchen reacted quickly and continued: "That's right, whoever receives the incense will keep the family rich, and whoever is good to the ancestors will keep the family. The old lady and the old fairy family are both here today. Can we keep our words?" ?”
The old lady said: "It must count. I will make whoever accepts the incense candle rich. If you spit on it, it will be nailed. I will leave it here today. You three brothers, you can make up your own mind."
Now, the three brothers looked at me and I looked at you, all anxious.
The second child, who seemed to be honest, spoke first.
"Mom, I will listen to you. After the tomb is built, let my wife take the incense. You and the old immortal will come to my house."
The boss said quickly when he heard it.
"Mom, the second daughter-in-law is weak and can't bear the torment, so let Xiaoxia take over. You loved her the most in the past, so she takes over best."
The second child took over the topic and said again.
"It's okay. My wife is weak and can pick up the incense. If it doesn't work, let my son pick it up."
The third child also reacted at this time.
"Second brother, you are talking nonsense. Your eldest son is only in high school, so why should he accept the job? Otherwise, I can accept it..."
The three brothers actually started fighting over each other, and the old lady was so happy that she couldn't close her mouth, with a proud look on her face.
It seems that this trick really works. When it comes to whoever gets the incense will get rich, the three sons all rush forward.
I interrupted them and said, "Okay, the old lady knows your filial piety. Just listen to the old lady who accepts the incense. Now let's study the matter of repairing the tomb."
Just like that, He Yuchen said a few more words, and the old lady left happily.
The next step was to visit the cemetery. A group of us walked two or three miles out of the village and came upon a sloping grove on the side of the road, which contained the tomb of the old Liang family.
When we arrived at the tomb, Uncle Ma and I looked at each other and grinned.
The land of these three brothers is really not good. No one has taken care of the tomb at all. There are weeds everywhere, and the grass is more than half a person tall. There are several ditches washed out by the rain in front of the tomb, and there is not even a place to stay. .
As the saying goes, the graves are poor, the ancestors are poor, and the descendants are poor for generations. This is all very important.
Don’t blame the old lady for being so angry. If I die in the future and my children and grandchildren take care of my grave like this, I will also pee in their pot...
Look at Zhao Laowu's house next to it, it's really luxurious.
The cement floor, red brick walls, straight tombstones, and high raised tombs are all made of red bricks.
His home is a family tomb with four tombs inside.
There are several offerings on each grave, including fruits, pastries, flowers, and a bottle of Erguotou.
I don’t know if others saw it, but I saw it clearly. In the yard of Zhao Laowu’s cemetery, three old men and an old lady were sitting there playing mahjong...
