He Yuchen's fairy came very quickly.
Mr. Zhang had just finished singing two short verses when he saw He Yuchen sitting there, shaking his body slightly, his legs shaking, and yawning constantly. It was obvious that a fairy had come.
As soon as the drumming stopped, Hu Ma asked who was coming.
He Yuchen closed her eyes tightly, put her hands on her legs, shook her body, and said in a deep voice: "Hu family leader, Hu Tianba."
"Oh, Old Tianba is here in person. This is too hard for you, old man. Would you like to roll a piece of grass to catch the wind?"
After Mr. Zhang finished speaking, He Yuchen didn't say anything, stretched out his right hand and made a gesture.
Hu Ma understood, poured half a glass of white wine and handed it over.
"Old Tianba came all the way to moisten his throat and tell me what happened today."
He Yuchen took the liquor and frowned: "This is too little, please fill it up."
Hu Ma smiled and said: "It's not enough to be full. Your old man can bear it, but my disciples can't bear it. Besides, we have to do things later, which is a lot."
He Yuchen said nothing more, picked up the wine a little unwillingly, and drank it all in one gulp.
"Tell me, what happened today?"
Hu Ma said: "The old fairy family will show the little golden boy of Wumen Mansion. Let's check the pulse to see if there is a group of people who are about to leave the mountain."
He Yuchen chuckled: "I knew about this last night, please reach out."
Hu Ma gestured to me to stretch out both hands, which I did, and He Yuchen put his hands on my pulse.
"Please tell me your birth date and birth date. Is your surname Wu correct?"
"Yes, my surname is Wu, my name is Wu Xiaofan."
I told my birth date, and He Yuchen felt my wrist pulse and was silent in thought.
After a while, she let go of my hand and said: "Let's look for the eight-character sign on your body, and look for the pulse on your pulse. At present, it seems that you have a sentry and a sentry on your body. It is true that you have a tang. But you should have done it a long time ago. Find someone to look at, you are haunted by five ghosts, bad luck, there are still three disasters and eight disasters in your life, whatever is not going well, if it were not for the protection of the immortal family, you would have been in trouble long ago. Listen to me, I will stand up for you There are benefits.”
I smiled bitterly and said, "Yes, you are right. If it weren't for the protection of the Immortal Family, I would have had countless accidents. In the past few days, I bumped into ghosts almost every day..."
"It's nothing to hit a ghost. You still have a disaster in your life. It's hard to say whether you can escape it. But since you are willing to become a disciple, from now on, the two families will say that your business is our business."
"Thank you so much, Old Immortal..."
I was very touched. It seemed that this master was the right one to worship.
He Yuchen paused for a moment and then said: "When I invite the immortal to you later, people from all walks of life will come to do it. Zhang Bangban has worked hard, but his old stele king may not come today. Brother Hu's brother Ma Fei is so troubled, so good Check and check, hold the door and the steering wheel, and don’t let outsiders sneak in.”
Hu Ma smiled and said: "Don't worry, Old Immortal, we have people from several families here, no outsiders or ghosts dare to come."
He Yuchen said: "That being said, you have to be on guard. It's almost time. Let's call the gods to this Xiangtong brother of Wumen Mansion. I wish you everything will go smoothly, the Immortal family will be successfully accepted, and you will go to all directions in the future. Move and become famous all over the world."
Hu Tianba also said a few auspicious words, and then Mr. Zhang beat the drum to send him off. He Yuchen breathed a sigh of relief, slowly opened his eyes, and smoothed his hair.
Next, it’s time to get to my program.
Mother Hu took a piece of red cloth, asked me to sit on a chair like last time, and covered my head with the red cloth.
She told me that when I beat the drum to invite the immortals later, I must not control it. Cry if you want, laugh if you want, dance if you want, eat and drink whatever you want, and let the immortals express themselves freely.
Because there will be people from all walks of life who will possess orifices from the upper body, so my reaction will be different.
Then Hu Ma tied a piece of red cloth and a piece of green cloth around my waist, and sprayed three sips of wine on my head, saying that this would help the immortal family come down faster.
Mother Hu lit incense in front of the hall, lit three more incense sticks and handed them to me.
I took it in my hand, closed my eyes, and thought to myself, today is the day, I love it so much!
Mr. Zhang rested for a while, took a sip of water, and smoked a cigarette, and then he began to treat me to immortality.
"What I'm saying is that my drum is going to be beaten with a whip. You see, let's stop talking. After drinking water and smoking cigarettes, after drinking water and smoking cigarettes, let's burn incense and play drums to invite the gods..."
His opening line was quite interesting, he sang it slowly and leisurely, the drums were nice and the rhythm was pleasing to the ear.
I remember Mother Hu once said before that in fact, the lyrics of Two Gods Inviting Immortals are very casual. Except for some specific procedures that must be sung according to the words, others can be freely used as long as they are right.
Mr. Zhang beat the drum for a while and continued singing.
"Three reeds beat the whip slowly, and the thirteen great tunes sing. The song is about the red sun rolling down the western slope, the jade rabbit rising in the east, and the stars following closely. The magpie and the old bird rush to the big tree, and the domestic sparrows and pigeons return to their nests. There are ten families. Nine houses are locked, and one door is open..."
"Hold the rattan drum whip in your hand, tap it lightly and slowly. Beat the sun and moon in the Three Emperors pattern at the top, and the Five Elements Dinggange at the bottom. Beat the green dragon on the left to play in the water, and the phoenix on the right to go to the tail nest. Five on the left and six on the right. One hundred and eight times, please move the Hu and Huang troops down the hillside..."
"In order to invite the gods, I first worship, worship the gods and Buddhas at the entrance of Jiujiang Hall. I worship the Sanqingzu in the east, and worship Amitabha in the west. I worship the Lingxiao Hall at the top, and the Five Halls at the bottom. I bow to the leader of the Golden Flower Sect and sit in the hall, and the Golden Boy The Jade Girl is accompanying me. The Medicine King is sitting in the hall, and the Medicine Dragon and the Medicine Tiger are pulling the medicine cart. The four famous doctors are sitting in the hall, and they are talking one by one."
"Sun Simiao took the pulse and disemboweled Hua Tuo. Master Liu prescribed medicine and prescribed medicine. Wang Shuhe performed scraping and cupping. Master Hu San was the marshal, and five people followed closely..."
When Mr. Zhang sang this, I started to feel hot and cold all over my body. There seemed to be people moving around in front of my eyes, as if I was in an empty place, and people were gradually gathering around me.
All of this appeared in my mind, and it seemed like a movie was slowly opening.
Seeing that I didn't respond much, Mr. Zhang changed the lyrics and continued singing.
"You see there is a sentry man and a sentry immortal in the air. To help the soldiers, I first say hello to the Hu family's old commander. You all are well. Say hello to the Huangtang people and horses. You see how happy the two armies are running in front of the formation. Say hello to Chang Mangsi Snake, who is refining on the mountain. Great road, bye bye, go to the underworld of Yin and Yang to smoke the soul in the next life..."
"Look at the three sticks of yellow incense sticks in your hands. Lao Xianjia is watching the incense go forward and smelling the cigarette rising in the air. Lao Xianjia, don't make trouble first and don't do anything else. If you want to show your face, you have to say something. …”
"This time I brought the old immortal to Hongluo, the God of Ten Thousand Horses. I don't know how many years you have stayed in the cave, how many springs, summers and autumns. Now you have pulled the flag down the hillside and urged the horses to move forward. Move forward, mile after mile, slope after slope, four horses kicking open the willows on the riverside, three armies trampling down a pine tree, two reporting horses running back and forth, a sentry horse galloping towards Hongluo..."
At this time, my face was already hot, and my body was also very hot. My face felt like it was electrified, and it seemed like there were countless ants burrowing around in my skin, beating constantly.
Mr. Zhang's drumming became more and more urgent. My legs were completely out of control, and their amplitude became larger and larger. They were shaking rapidly, as if they were about to take off.
At this time, He Yuchen said loudly: "The old immortal of Wumen Mansion has arrived. He will sit down in the hall today and become famous all over the world!"
