Because I was a patient now, Wang Xiuying made arrangements for me to get on the kang and sit down. I didn’t object, so I got on the kang with great effort and watched the old lady perform a great dance.
Zhang Wenwen quietly told me that this old lady's surname was Bai, and she was quite famous in this area. Everyone called her Aunt Bai. She was the one who noticed that her mother was fickle last time.
The cousin was sitting opposite Aunt Bai, her legs were swaying, not nervous at all, her face was full of curiosity and excitement.
Seeing me coming, she smiled back at me and winked.
I almost forgot to mention that this cousin’s surname is Song, but I can’t remember her name, so I’ll just call her Cousin Song.
At this time, the sound of the drums gradually slowed down, and the two gods asked: "May I ask which old immortal was defeated?"
Aunt Bai patted her thigh and said, "I am Huang... Huang... Huang Tianle."
This one had a bit of a stutter when he spoke, and the other two gods smiled and said, "Oh, Huang Tianle is here to report his defeat, but I haven't seen you for a while. I heard that you went to Shanxi. When did you come back?"
Generally speaking, if the second god is familiar with the big god, these polite words are necessary. The conversation between humans and immortals is actually the same as between humans. They say hello first and then talk about business.
Aunt Bai shook her head and said: "Isn't it just... that you just finished doing something and you just... brought me back. This long journey has made my mouth dry and my legs weak. Please give me some breath."
Everyone in the room laughed. Huang Tianle spoke with a Northeastern accent and a bit of a stutter, which was quite hilarious.
Someone next to me quickly poured half a glass of white wine, and Aunt Bai took it and poured it in with a tilt of her neck.
He was still muttering: "You guys are too stingy, that's all."
Erka was happy and said: "Okay, that's a lot. We have to do business later. You always drink wine to moisten your throat, so let's take a look at the beauty of this Songmen Baofu. She You tell me whether this group of people can stand out, whether it is to protect the family or to make a name for yourself."
Aunt Bai didn't say anything more, so she stretched out her hand, grabbed Cousin Song's wrists, and took her pulse without saying a word.
Cousin Song still looked playful and smiling, not caring at all.
After a moment, Aunt Bai suddenly rolled her eyes and said, "You little pretty girl, did you hurt something in the past few days?"
Cousin Song was stunned for a moment, then nodded and admitted, and Aunt Bai slapped her thigh again.
"Isn't this nonsense? You are in big trouble!"
"But I don't have any reaction?"
"If you didn't react, others would react as well. Who was with you at that time?"
Aunt Bai asked this question, everyone looked at each other, and then they all looked at me in unison.
My heart was beating wildly, and I pointed at myself with a grimace and said to her.
"Aunt Bai, I...I have a reaction..."
So I told them about the ghost fight we had that day and about the snakebite.
After hearing what I said, Aunt Bai suddenly opened her eyes and stared at me.
"You are no ordinary little boy. Come on, take off your pants and let me see!"
In front of a whole room of people, Aunt Bai asked me to take off my pants. My face turned red to the root of my neck when I rubbed it, and she quickly said: "I have snakebite. You'd better show it to her first, old fairy." There’s no rush.”
Aunt Bai was not happy anymore: "Take off your clothes if I ask you to. What's there to be ashamed of? Little girl, please go out."
She was talking about the little girls going out for a while, but only Zhang Wenwen ran away with a blushing face. Cousin Song didn't move at all, watching the fun with great interest.
When I saw this, I had no idea what to do, so I decided to take it off!
As soon as I took off my pants, Aunt Bai came forward to take a look and said to me, "You definitely have snakebite. Do you know how you got it?"
I thought for a while and said, "We went to the wrong place just now. In the Wanxian Pavilion, someone told me that it was the python that caused the disaster, or it was caused by my ancestors. He asked me to spend 800 yuan to resolve it, and I also had to spend 800 yuan to resolve it. Hundreds of eggs…”
Aunt Bai scolded: "Bah, how come there are so many people fighting against disasters? Don't listen to his nonsense. No one can get sick from eating whole grains. You are really sick. You have never been exposed to pythons."
Hearing what Aunt Bai said, I asked again: "Does my illness have anything to do with the ghost fight that day?"
"It has something to do with it. The spitting of ghosts is evil. Whoever gets it is unlucky. In addition, your luck has been low recently, so you got this disease. But it has nothing to do with Chang Bodhisattva. It's true that you have immortals in you. It's all No one can protect you from disaster."
"Can I be cured?"
"It can be cured."
I felt a little more at ease. After Aunt Bai finished speaking to me, she returned to the chair and said to Cousin Song: "You kid is a bit ruthless. To tell you the truth, what you injured that day was not an ordinary ghost. That was practiced by the City God. If you want to establish a church now, he will definitely come to cause trouble."
A middle-aged woman next to her asked cautiously: "Wasn't that ghost hacked to death at that time?"
Aunt Bai snorted: "It's so easy for you to be hacked to death. If you want to get ahead of this matter, you have to go to the City God's Temple first, take care of things, and make amends to others. Otherwise, you won't be able to establish a court."
Wang Xiuying also asked: "Since he is with the City God, how can he still possess people randomly? Isn't this an evil god?"
Aunt Bai said: "Our City God's Temple has been abandoned for many years and no one is taking care of it. Isn't it a mess? But when he is beside the City God, he can be regarded as a god. I will give him more care in a while. This matter will be solved." solved."
After saying that, she felt Cousin Song's pulse again, and after pondering for a while, she said: "I'm going to check the underworld for you now. There is a little flower girl from an older generation in your family. She died when she was more than ten years old. This little flower girl likes to say She loves to laugh, follow you every day, and don’t leave her behind when she comes back to take orders. There is also an old man who was very powerful when he was alive. He was Mr. Yin and Yang, and there is also a man who carries a medicine box. These are not ordinary people. "
Aunt Bai quickly told several people to come out. Cousin Song's family nodded repeatedly, and someone next to her took note of them one by one.
Let me explain here that when you go out to establish a hall, it is not simply to report a few names of immortals, write them on the hall list, and then enshrine them.
The most important point is to clearly understand the immortal family in the underworld.
There are a few things to note here.
The first immortal family in the underworld must be their own ancestors, and foreign ghosts are basically not allowed. The so-called family does not enter the same house, and if foreign ghosts are on the list, sooner or later there will be a fight.
Secondly, try to be direct blood relatives of your own family. At the very least, they must be related by blood. Some people have their second uncle and third aunt on the hall list. They may not be close to each other when they are alive. There are also some mother-in-law and daughter-in-law who have a tense relationship. They are always close to each other when they are still alive. I don't like it, there will definitely be conflicts if they get together like this.
Third, there must be people who practice Taoism. Underworld immortals without Daoism can't do much, and they still have a quota. The most important thing is that the immortal family is weak and the hall is unstable. They can't deal with those who come to invade the hall and make camp. .
So what kind of underworld immortal is the right person?
There are several situations here. Let me give you some detailed information.
