While everyone was extremely surprised, the prisoner continued to "die without saying anything surprising."
"Not to mention the three ghosts who gave birth to strange phenomena, I even doubt that even the dirty things who are more powerful than them would not dare to face the angry Dahuang!"
After listening to the prisoner's words, all the immortals subconsciously looked at Zhao Youliang.
Because they didn't understand Big Yellow Dog, they hoped that Zhao Youliang could give a "perfect explanation."
Zhao Youliang smiled bitterly: "Dear old gods, don't look at me, it's useless to look at me."
"I don't know about big yellow dogs either."
"In addition to working and sleeping, this old gangster goes to the streets to bully bitches every day and collects protection fees from vendors."
"That's really not serious at all...at least I haven't seen him practice."
Seeing that nothing could be asked, the immortals had no choice but to give up.
But from then on, except for Huang Yu and the prisoners, the rest of the immortal family were very afraid of Dahuang.
Even the title was changed, and the two losers called him Mr. Dahuang.
Even the half-dead Chang Jie was like this.
The difference is that when the brothers Xietangxian and Silly Roe Deer call them Big Yellow Master, Big Yellow Dog always ignores them.
Even when he was in a bad mood, he even beat this guy a few times.
When Chang Jie called Mr. Big Yellow, the big yellow dog was frightened and hurriedly avoided, and immediately nodded and bowed to salute Chang Jie.
That looks very much like a little devil's dog translator.
Zhao Youliang chatted with the immortals for a while, and when the time was up, he hurried to burn incense on the two dolls, only to realize that he had forgotten his gold lighter on the altar table.
"I'll go. Fortunately, there were no thieves or anyone else stealing it."
Zhao Youliang said while trying to put the lighter into his pocket.
At this moment, he suddenly felt blessed. After a moment of hesitation, he put the lighter back.
Not only that, but he also placed the small wooden knife next to the lighter.
When Zhao Youliang left to help Sister Yingchun close the stall, the two dolls let out bursts of sobs, like weeping.
Seeing Zhao Youliang coming back, Mrs. Yingchun rushed to greet him.
"Quantum, how are Sister-in-law Li's family? Are they okay?"
Zhao Youliang nodded lightly: "Sister, don't worry, it's okay!"
"Brother Huang is back and he has a solution. We don't have to ask that fat monk!"
"That's good, that's good!" The kind-hearted pretty widow finally felt relieved after hearing this and subconsciously patted her chest with her hand.
Seeing this scene, Zhao Youliang's blood surged, and he quickly turned away and pretended to be busy with other things.
Sensing Zhao Youliang's strangeness, Mrs. Yingchun was shy and secretly amused.
He also twisted his waist and swayed his hips to greet the guests who were still drinking.
Because they had just experienced the incident of Mrs. Li's family being possessed by an evil spirit, the diners at the barbecue stall gathered together at a table and talked in low voices.
This is a town where weird incidents occur frequently. If it were in other places, people would have run home and hid. How could they dare to discuss while drinking...
When they saw Zhao Youliang coming back, everyone immediately asked the same questions as Mrs. Yingchun, and Zhao Youliang answered the same question.
He just didn't mention Huang Yu's name, and only said that his "Zhangtang Xianjia" was a direct descendant of the Huang family.
In the land of the North, people generally recognized the five major Celestial Immortal Clan, and felt relieved after hearing the words.
He also took Zhao Youliang to drink and chat with him, saying that if something bad happened to him in the future, he would ask him for more help.
Seeing everyone drinking happily, Mrs. Yingchun, who was embarrassed to urge her, could only go home and rest first.
Because she promised her neighbor to help send her children to school in the morning.
If it's too late to go back, there's no need to sleep.
Fortunately, Mrs. Yingchun returned early, so Zhao Youliang drank with the guests until three in the morning.
By the time he returned to the paper shop in a daze, Huang Yu had already finished summoning the spirits of Sister-in-law Li's children.
The whole process went very smoothly without any accidents.
While Zhao Youliang was dizzy and apologizing, he noticed that Mrs. Li's family all had yellow charms on their faces, and not one of them.
Even babies do.
The three of them were lying upright on the door panel: the adults on both sides and the children in the middle.
"Brother from the Huang family, haven't you finished recruiting the souls? What are they doing?"
"When will you wake up?"
Looking at the naive Zhao Youliang, Huang Yu smiled: "This family has been possessed for too long, and their energy and spirit are seriously depleted. It will take a day and a night to fully recover."
"Lying on the door to rest is a simple way. Use the power of the door to help them repair their 'home without an owner'."
"Quantum, don't underestimate the power of words. There is great knowledge inside."
"For example, Taoist spells and Buddhist scriptures are essentially the concrete embodiment of 'character' and 'form'. You will understand it later."
As mentioned before, although Zhao Youliang is not extremely smart, he is definitely not stupid either.
Wen Yanshao thought about it and guessed it: "Brother Huang, the door is to protect yourself and stop bad people and evil people."
"If you let them lie on the door panel, is it equivalent to adding a door to the 'home without an owner'?"
Huang Yu smiled with a smile on his face when he heard this: "That's almost it."
"There are also charms attached to the orifices of their bodies, all to prevent dirty things from possessing them."
"Oh oh oh oh!" Zhao Youliang nodded repeatedly when he heard this.
"You have to wear it wherever there are holes in your body, then?!"
Zhao Youliang originally wanted to ask if his butt hole had been patched, but he was too embarrassed to say such harsh words.
He was embarrassed to say it, but the immortals understood.
Among them, Grasshopper Spirit and other evil spirits laughed the most obscenely: "Quantum, of course the place you mentioned must be posted."
“Not only does it stick, it also has to be blocked!”
"But don't worry, we know there are differences between men and women. The woman asked three girls from the Roe Deer family to help put it on."
"The rest of the immortal family have avoided it!"
After hearing the grasshopper spirit mentioning himself, it turned out that three "people" came out of the seven brothers and sisters of Silly Roe Deer's family.
"We are all mothers, and..."
I don't know why, but when the word "harmony" was mentioned, the three "people" suddenly stopped and did not dare to continue.
He immediately covered his mouth with his hand, then returned to the memorial tablet with a sneer.
At this time, Zhao Youliang was already drunk, so he didn't notice anything unusual about the three Silly Roe Deer sisters.
After asking the evil spirits to keep an eye on Mrs. Li's family of three, they fell on the bed and fell into a deep sleep.
Seeing that he was asleep, Little Dumpling jumped onto the bed and lay down next to Zhao Youliang's head.
Huang Yu covered them with quilts with a helpless expression...
There was nothing to say all night. The next morning, Mrs. Yingchun, who lived alone, woke up early. After cleaning up, she helped her neighbors send their children to school.
In fact, she has long wanted to have a child of her own, so she dotes on the neighbor's children.
Not only did I buy a lot of snacks and put them in my schoolbag, but I also stuffed the child with ten dollars when we said goodbye in front of the school.
"Xiaodong, if you are hungry after class, just buy something to eat."
"Your mother will be free in the evening, and she will come to pick you up."
After Mrs. Yingchun left, the new Chinese teacher, the super handsome one who helped Zhao Youliang pass the store, looked at her back and spoke softly.
"Since ancient times, beauties have had a bad life, half human, half ghost, half painted..."
