In order not to worry Mrs. Yingchun, Zhao Youliang told Huang Yu that Huang Yu had gone to "shake him up" and that they could gang up on the lama. After hearing this, Mrs. Yingchun immediately burst into laughter.
"Okay, okay, in this case, I don't have to worry anymore!"
"Oh, by the way, Quantum, be sure to treat the immortals to food and drinks these days. Don't skimp... No, I'm afraid you won't be willing to spend money."
"In this way, starting from tonight, sister will prepare it in our store and you will take it back. You can serve no less than six dishes every day!"
Mrs. Yingchun was a hard-working person and sincerely loved Zhao Youliang. That night she cooked eight dishes for Zhao Youliang to take back to the Xian family.
The reason why there are eight dishes is because two of them are for the big yellow dog.
In addition to preparing wine and food, the attentive Sister-in-Law Yingchun also bought six cartons of good cigarettes for the immortals.
Looking at the two large bags full of things, Zhao Youliang was moved.
At this moment, he suddenly realized how good it was to have a sister who cared about him!
After returning to the papermaking shop, Zhao Youliang followed Sister Yingchun's instructions and provided food and wine to the fairy family at the entrance of the hall.
The Evil Hall Immortal and the seven new Silly Roe Deer brothers were naturally extremely happy, sniffing around the "offerings".
While sniffing, I sighed: Quantum still has a heart, and we are on the right track this time.
When we fight "Fan Monk" in a few days, I will definitely perform well.
If we don’t beat the shit out of Fan Seng, it’s just like we haven’t worked hard!
The prisoner and Xiong Ba naturally would not fight for food with the above-mentioned immortal family, but would just chat with Zhao Youliang.
As for Chang Jie, he was even less interested in food and wine, and stared at the cigarette with his cross-eyed eyes.
Seeing this, Zhao Youliang tried to light one for his egg brother out of curiosity.
Surprisingly, Chang Jie actually started to smoke beautifully.
And after smoking it, the whole person...the whole maggot instantly became more energetic.
Although it was still limp, at least it no longer looked half-dead.
"Quantum, give me another one."
"Is this thing called smoke? It's really good."
"Ah? Oh, oh, okay!" Zhao Youliang obviously didn't expect that Little Brother Dan would like to smoke. After a brief moment of confusion, he quickly followed the instructions.
Just like this, under Zhao Youliang's stunned eyes, Chang Jie actually smoked half a pack in succession without even taking a break!
Afterwards, this guy was obviously in a daze, so he just lay on the eggshell and fell asleep.
The snot bubbles suddenly grew larger and smaller, and he kept talking in his sleep: "My parents are both dragons, but I am a maggot. There is no reason for this."
Zhao Youliang: "..."
This scene not only left Zhao Youliang speechless, but also the crazy prisoner.
While speechless, the prisoner was still a little worried:
If the elders of the Chang family saw that their direct descendants had been "incited" to become smokers, I wonder if they would be fooled by Quantum and Quantum on the spot...
After a while, Grasshopper, the head of the Evil Hall Immortal, came over, lit a cigarette and spoke with satisfaction.
"Okay Quantum, our brothers have eaten and drank well, you can take care of it."
Zhao Youliang nodded quickly when he heard this: "Oh, oh, I understand, as long as the old gods are satisfied..."
At this point, Zhao Youliang suddenly couldn't speak anymore, because he found that the food and wine had not been touched at all, and were still placed on the table.
Seeing Zhao Youliang's expression, Grasshopper Spirit immediately guessed what he was thinking.
"Don't be surprised by Quantum, this is how we 'people' eat."
"The essence inside has been 'eaten', and what's left is the shell. You'll know after you taste it."
Zhao Youliang, who was curious, did as he was told. After taking a bite, he was surprised to find that the food had no flavor.
This is not only true for food and wine, it tastes no different from water.
...
After serving the seven brothers Xie Tangxian and Silly Roe Deer, Zhao Youliang came to the front yard with a meal specially prepared for the big yellow dog.
"Brother Dog and Brother Monkey, have you slept? If not, come out for a late-night snack!"
There is a saying that goes well: Go to bed later than a dog and wake up earlier than a chicken.
Therefore, the big yellow dog naturally did not sleep.
After coming out of the kennel, he saw the food and wine placed in front of him by Zhao Youliang. He was stunned for a moment and then looked satisfied.
Then he ate it unceremoniously, with no intention of sharing it with Zhao Youliang.
Zhao Youliang didn't mind. Instead, he sat down on the ground, opened a bottle of beer and drank.
While drinking, he chatted with the big yellow dog: "Brother Dog, eat while I tell you something."
"I'm going to have a duel with the smelly monk in two days. I'm actually not sure."
"I figured it out last night: you scared away the smelly monk. If the immortals in the backyard can't beat you, that means they can't beat those monks even more."
"If Brother Huang can't invite more powerful immortals to help, I won't take them with me."
"It's better for me to let the smelly monk kill me alone than for everyone to die together, right?"
At this point, Zhao Youliang sighed and took a big sip of wine before continuing to speak.
"Anyway, even if I'm beaten to death by a monk, I can't give them anything. If I give it to them, doesn't that mean I admit that I stole it, right?"
"If I really can't come back, you can just take care of the little dumplings from now on."
"No matter where you go to grab delicious food, remember to share some with him."
"When you get old and can't act like a gangster anymore, go eat at Sister Yingchun's place."
"I still have several thousand dollars left. I'll give them to you and Little Dumpling to save with my sister..."
Zhao Youliang drank a lot that night and talked a lot after drinking.
In the end, he fell unconscious and just lay on the ground and fell asleep.
In fact, ever since Zhao Youliang said his first words, the big yellow dog has been listening with his ears straight up while eating.
The dog's eyes sparkled with wisdom.
After Zhao Youliang fell asleep, a helpless expression appeared on the dog's face.
Then he ran back into the house shaking his big butt, took out the quilt and covered Zhao Youliang.
Then he got in and guarded Zhao Youliang until dawn.
Even the two little guys wanted to take the opportunity to break Zhao Youliang's eggs, but they were stopped by the big yellow dog.
At this moment, Dahuang treated Zhao Youliang like a loving father...
"Oh Mom, my head hurts so much!"
After getting hungover, Zhao Youliang's first reaction was to hit himself on the head.
He opened his eyes hard and saw the face of a dog with a steel helmet on his head.
"Oh shit! Dog, Brother Dog?"
Zhao Youliang, who was startled, regained consciousness and quickly looked at his surroundings.
He was obviously drunk and couldn't remember what happened last night.
"No, Brother Dog, why are you so wicked!"
"When I drink too much, drag me outside and freeze me all night?!"
The big yellow dog was stunned, and the fatherly look he had last night disappeared instantly.
With a roar, he threw Zhao Youliang to the ground and beat him wildly. Of course, the two henchmen also joined in with a smile.
Zhao Youliang's screams mixed with the morning calls of birds resounded throughout the town.
This is how the sunny day begins...
