Mrs. Yingchun, who was paying the diners, was stunned when she heard this. In addition, she was just an ordinary person and couldn't see ghosts, so she didn't react at all.
Instead, he was worried about Zhao Youliang who was crossing the road: "Quantum, please slow down and watch the car!"
Seeing that the blue shroud was about to cover Sister Yingchun's head, Li Mao took action at the critical moment.
First, he pushed Sister Yingchun away, and then poured a bottle of unknown liquid at Li Gui.
"Oh mom, I'll fight with you!"
Li Gui screamed immediately after being thrown down, and disappeared from the place with a whoosh.
All this happened so fast that no one eating or drinking around noticed it.
Even if he noticed it, he only saw Li Mao suddenly pushing Sister Yingchun and then throwing something out.
The man who didn't know the truth started to joke: "Haha, Li Mao, you dare to push the young girl Yingchun, you are going to be successful!"
"Aren't you afraid of a girl chasing you for several streets with a knife?!"
Sister-in-law Yingchun, who was pushed inexplicably, wanted to get angry, but when she saw Li Mao's thick "smoky makeup", she instantly understood a lot.
He quickly asked softly: "Xiao, Xiao Li, was there something dirty just now?"
Li Mao nodded in shock and kept looking left and right, fearing that the evil spirit would come out to attack again.
"Well, I was just behind you, trying to put a shroud over your head."
"But I splashed him with child urine and ran away!"
Li Mao's expression, coupled with what Zhao Youliang shouted just now, made Mrs. Yingchun know that this was no joke.
He quickly smeared some ashes from the pot he carried with him on his eyes and looked around.
At this moment, Zhao Youliang finally ran back panting: "Sister, are you okay?"
"It's okay, it's okay, thanks to Li Mao!"
Zhao Youliang felt relieved after hearing Mrs. Yingchun say it was okay. At the same time, another question came to his mind.
"Li Mao, did you use child urine to splash the ghost away just now?"
"Didn't your son go back to his parents' home with your wife?"
"Where did you get the boy's urine? Don't say it's your own, otherwise it would be a big problem!"
Li Mao was stunned for a moment, and then he breathed loudly: "Quantum, don't talk nonsense!"
"My son is over three years old, how can I still be a boy!"
"We lost our virginity when we were fifteen, okay..."
At this point, Li Mao suddenly stopped. After all, Mrs. Yingchun was right in front of her, and it was so impolite to make such harsh remarks.
Li Mao is also a very polite person.
So he quickly changed the subject and said something that made Zhao Youliang want to find a crack in the ground and crawl into it.
"That urine just now was yours, okay? When you were fainting in the afternoon, you shouted in a daze that you needed to pee, so I used the urinal to catch it for you."
"Don't they all say that children's urine can ward off evil spirits, so I secretly kept some in a small bottle... Let me go, it really works!"
"Oh, by the way, have you been angry recently? Your urine is so yellow!"
Zhao Youliang: "..."
Zhao's silence at this time was simply deafening.
The silence is full of accusations against fate and despair about future life.
Yes, I am destined to be a boy for the rest of my life... Damn it!
Besides, Li Mao, can you really tell such an embarrassing thing in front of Mrs. Yingchun?
Don't I want to lose face? !
A boy in his twenties...who is still a boy at this age...has to be called a silly boy!
Sure enough, when Mrs. Yingchun heard that Zhao Youliang was still a boy, she was in disbelief at first, then her face turned red and she covered her mouth and snickered.
In the end, he even forgot about the haunting incident just now, excused himself to do other things, and ran away to laugh.
The laughter is forward and backward, and the waves of laughter are turbulent.
All the diners watched intently, their saliva dripping into their wine glasses without even noticing.
Mrs. Yingchun's actions seemed to save Zhao Youliang face as much as possible, but at the same time she didn't seem to...
The whole night was spent amidst Zhao Youliang's embarrassment and Mrs. Yingchun's laughter from time to time, and the time was approaching midnight in a blink of an eye.
It was only now that the very nervous Xiao Li began to feel scared: "Quantum, that evil ghost just now won't hold a grudge against me, right?"
"You're not coming to settle accounts with me tonight, are you?"
"You said that if he wants to settle a score, shouldn't he come to you first? After all, it was you who made the urine."
After a long silence, Zhao Youliang said with a bored look on his face: "Xiao Li, can we talk about something else?"
"Do you know that you get beaten easily if you talk like this?"
Of course Li Mao knew that he had offended others by revealing that Zhao Youliang was a boy, so he quickly apologized.
"Isn't it okay that I was wrong about quantum?"
"When people ask me from now on where the boy's urine comes from, I will tell him that it's my son's urine!"
Zhao Youliang: "..."
Looking at Zhao's slightly clenched fist, Li Mao realized that he had said the wrong thing again.
"Quantum, don't be impulsive. My son didn't pee, it was my father, okay?"
"Can my dad and I pee together?!"
"Oh Mom, you know I'm a person who can't talk without thinking. I really didn't mean it!"
Seeing Li Mao who was a little anxious, Zhao Youliang decided not to argue with him anymore.
If he continues to care about it, the blood relationship in his family will be completely messed up, which will easily affect the harmony.
"Li Mao, if you are afraid of evil spirits looking for you, stay with me tonight."
"I agreed beforehand that you would have to sleep on the floor. I don't want to share a bed with you."
After hearing what Zhao Youliang said, Li Mao quickly nodded in agreement.
He also said that not to mention laying a bed on the floor, he could sleep in a dog kennel!
As long as the big yellow dog has no objection...
I closed the stall and went home, spending the whole night speechless.
When Zhao Youliang opened the shop for business the next day, he was surprised to find that more female parents were sending their children to school in the morning.
Thinking back to what Li Mao said yesterday... Could it be that the new Chinese teacher in the school is really a handsome guy?
If he wasn't super handsome, he wouldn't be so attractive.
Good guy, the kid’s grandma can’t resist the temptation and takes action? !
Ignoring Li Mao, who was still sleeping soundly, Zhao Youliang was curious about how handsome this new Chinese teacher could be, so he bought a bun and walked towards the coffin shop.
Again, Zhao Youliang is a very responsible man.
He really wanted to learn more skills in a short period of time and protect the people he wanted to protect.
"Uncle Liu, I'm here... Where is Uncle Liu?"
"Why is the shop open and no one is there?"
Just as Zhao Youliang was looking around, he saw Lao Liutou walking in from the door with his hands behind his back.
"Quantum, are you here? My uncle just went out to visit an old friend."
"Oh, by the way, did you offend the devil opposite last night? He stared at you for a long time."
"Ah?" After hearing what Old Liu Tou said, Zhao Youliang hurriedly looked across the road and saw the ghost of the owner of the shroud shop.
He was staring here, his eyes full of resentment.
"Uncle Liu, he almost killed Sister Yingchun last night, can I go over and take him in now?"
