Chapter 0070 The Dead Man on the Coffin

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Because of poverty, Zhao Youliang never smoked, mainly because he was reluctant to buy cigarettes.

I originally wanted to refuse.

But after seeing the big yellow dog trembling and holding it in his mouth, he quickly swallowed his rejection.

Zhao Youliang has a deep understanding of the rogue dog's virtue of bullying the weak and fearing the strong.

Since it didn't dare to reject the middle-aged man in front of it, how evil could this man be?

To put it bluntly, even if the middle-aged man is not evil, he and the big yellow dog are not the ones he and the big yellow dog can mess with.

It seems that if a fight really breaks out, neither I nor the rogue dog will be able to feed them half full...

After awkwardly taking Hua Zi and waiting awkwardly for a long time, Zhao Youliang spoke awkwardly.

"Brother, I don't have any fire? Can you borrow some?"

The middle-aged man was stunned for a moment, and then he threw a pure gold lighter as if he suddenly understood.

"Oh, mom, what a fuss is about this, it's so rude!"

"Passing smoke without giving fire is sheer nonsense!"

After finishing the jingle, the middle-aged man complained: "What kind of smoker are you? It doesn't matter if you don't bring a cigarette when you go out, and you don't bring a fire either?!"

"Nothing!"

"Shuangqiu, I'll give you this lighter. We made it ourselves."

"Hey, isn't it awesome?!"

Seeing the middle-aged man's violent and not very smart appearance, Zhao Youliang did not dare to offend him even more.

He hurriedly nodded like a puppet soldier being lectured, almost saying, "Tall! Taijun is really tall!"

After taking a puff of the cigarette, Zhao Youliang choked and wanted to cough.

Not only him, but also the big yellow dog.

But they didn't dare to actually cough, so they could only cover their mouths with their hands.

Then the whole body was twitching, like two toads that couldn't breathe.

When the middle-aged man saw this, he pointed at the person and the dog opposite him and laughed so loudly that he was unscrupulous.

"Have you seen the people in the nest? They look stupid!"

When the big dog, known as the "big dog in the nest," heard this, he immediately laughed together with the middle-aged man.

It's just that the laughter sounds so scary, even scarier than the howl of a wolf!

But the strange thing is that even if they make such a big noise, the surrounding pedestrians and vendors can't seem to see them.

Even Zhao Youliang and the big yellow dog were invisible together.

Seeing this scene, Zhao Youliang became more aware of how scary middle-aged people are, and became more cautious.

After the middle-aged man had laughed enough, Zhao Youliang spoke flatteringly.

"Well, brother, you just said something was lost at home? What was it?"

"Would you like me to help you find it?"

The middle-aged man waved his hand proudly when he heard this: "No, I just made a semi-finished product and lost it... I will give it to you."

"You can play with it."

"You're an interesting kid. Can you take me to your home for a while..."

At this point, the middle-aged man stopped suddenly, got on the big dog with a look of disgust on his face, turned around and ran away: "Stand up! Big dog, big dog, charge forward, you must not relax!"

"Oh Mom, Master Ba is here so soon?"

After talking to himself, the middle-aged man spoke to Zhao Youliang at an extremely fast speed.

"What the hell kid, Master Ji, I'll just pinch you and you're going to die!"

"Remember, if you encounter something evil, just mention it to me and say that you are messing with us. I guarantee that everything will work out for you!"

While he was talking, the middle-aged man had already disappeared in front of Zhao Youliang on a big dog.

After the middle-aged man disappeared, the surrounding pedestrians and vendors could immediately see them and the dog.

"Haha, Quantum, when did you learn to smoke?"

"Hey, can a big yellow dog do that?"

"But why does it kneel down to smoke? Is smoking in this position so enjoyable? One stick holding two sticks?!"

If in normal times, someone dared to tease the big yellow dog like this, he would have rushed up and beaten him up.

But having just experienced what happened to a middle-aged man, the big yellow dog obviously hasn't come out of the shadows yet.

So despite being pulled by Zhao Youliang, he returned to the papermaking shop in despair.

After arriving home, only one person and one dog dared to breathe a long sigh of relief.

"Gou, Brother Gou, who was that person just now? How did you...scare us both into being so virtuous?"

Big yellow dog: "Woof woof woof!"

Zhao Youliang had a question mark on his face: "Brother Dog, can you speak Mandarin?"

Big Yellow Dog: "..."

He probably disliked Zhao Youliang for being stupid, so the big yellow dog simply ignored him.

He shook his butt and walked back to the kennel, silently calming his frightened mind.

Zhao Youliang didn't dare to disturb him when he saw this, so he could only lie on the wicker chair and think about it.

"Then the elder brother first said that he had lost something, and then he said that he had given it to me as a gift?"

"But I didn't steal or rob, either? How strange... Oh, by the way, they gave me a lighter, it seems to be gold!"

Zhao Youliang stood up quickly, took out the lighter, put it in his mouth and bit it...but the bite was in vain.

Because he has no idea what the "taste" of pure gold is.

The reason for doing this is completely subconsciously imitating the plot on TV.

However, this little thing didn't bother Zhao Youliang, who had been independent since he was a child. He took a lighter and went straight to the only gold shop in the town.

What surprised Zhao Youliang was that after the gold shop appraised it, he actually offered a price of 60,000 to buy it.

Go ahead, it’s really golden!

Zhao Youliang was not stupid, and of course he would not be so stupid as to actually sell the lighter.

Even if you are extremely poor, you can’t sell it!

I couldn’t explain it when I saw the middle-aged man again;

Secondly, that middle-aged man who looks a little silly is obviously a god!

The treasure given by the gods is sold for money. How much fake wine must be drunk to do such a stupid thing! !

After leaving the gold shop, Zhao Youliang, who was in a surging mood, suddenly felt very regretful - even his intestines turned green with regret!

Because he actually forgot to ask the middle-aged man’s name!

If you don’t know someone’s name, how can you bring it up if you encounter something evil?

Even if you mention something evil, you still can’t believe it! !

Zhao Youliang slapped himself hard twice, and Zhao Youliang was very upset.

"I'm a pig, I'm a fucking pig!"

Zhao Youliang, who was deeply regretful, just kept walking with his head down. Unexpectedly, he bumped into someone. When he looked up, he saw that it was one of the residents of the town.

"Quantum, are you also here to help the mayor's family?"

"Oh, who would have thought that Xiaoma would leave at such a young age and die so evilly."

After listening to this man's words, Zhao Youliang realized that he had arrived at the door of the mayor's house.

My son just died, so I have nothing to do today.

"Yeah, let me see if I can help with anything."

Zhao Youliang dealt with it casually while looking towards the yard.

I was shocked when I saw it: I saw a corpse lying upright on top of the coffin!

Yes, it’s on top of the coffin and not inside!

And judging from his appearance, that man is definitely not a fat man!

Because Fatty Ma has frozen into a square cube.

No matter how rich and powerful his family is, they can't straighten the square again, right?

Apart from anything else, the technical means don’t support it!

The weirdest thing is that the people around him don’t seem to be able to see the dead body at all! ! !