Chapter 0037 Cut in Half

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Because the corpse chaser had just rescued him, and because he had done kind things to Zhao Youliang before, shopkeeper Sun thought about it for a while and told the strange story about the paper shop.

Of course, what Shopkeeper Sun knew was limited, and there were other unexplainable reasons, so he just gave a general idea.

But even so, the old corpse driver was shocked.

After a long time, the old man expelling corpses let out a long breath.

"No wonder, no wonder this store was built on the spot where the white tiger is hiding, no wonder it needs a young talent like Boss Zhao to personally guard it!"

Well, after shopkeeper Sun's explanation, the exorcists' misunderstanding of Zhao Youliang deepened.

Not only did they not realize that he was just an ordinary young man, but he was also a victim. On the contrary, it only strengthened the idea that Zhao Youliang was an expert.

But having said that, if you weren't an expert, you would probably have died long ago and turned evil if you lived in such a weird place.

How can I be as active and healthy as I am now...

Thinking of his health, the old man driving away the corpses discovered the scars on Zhao Youliang's face.

"Zhao, Boss Zhao, how did you do that face?"

"Did you have a fight with your girlfriend?"

When Zhao Youliang heard this, he instinctively started to lie: "Brother, I am going to say that I was scratched by a rogue dog, can you believe it?"

The old man who drove the corpse was stunned when he heard this, and then realized that Zhao Youliang was joking with him.

As a well-travelled corpse hunter, the old man is naturally not afraid of meat and fish.

"Boss Zhao is really humorous. Why didn't you say that you were tickled by the widow because you were teasing her!"

These words happened to be heard by Mrs. Yingchun who came to deliver dinner, and the little widow with a shrewd personality suddenly became furious.

"Is there something wrong with you, a foreigner? Why are you talking behind people's backs?"

"What happened to the widow? Did the widow provoke you?!"

"If it weren't for the sake of your age, would I be tickling your face right now?!"

After scolding the corpse exorcists, Mrs. Yingchun was still angry and pointed at Zhao Youliang again.

"Quantum, my sister-in-law is not telling you: Although we are open for business, we don't want to bring everyone home."

"Let's just say this old man, he's not a good guy at first glance!"

The old man driving the corpse was stunned for a moment after being scolded by Mrs. Yingchun, while shopkeeper Sun of the coffin shop burst out laughing.

Also laughing at the same time was Granny Wen who just came out of the kitchen.

The old man smiled kindly and spoke to Mrs. Yingchun.

"His sister-in-law, you have misunderstood. This old brother is joking with Quantum, and he is not talking about you."

Sister Yingchun obviously respected Granny Mi very much and felt a little embarrassed when she heard this.

But even so, he didn't look at the old man driving away the corpse, but spoke to Granny Wen Mi.

"Hey, grandma and Uncle Liu are here too. Why didn't you tell me earlier?"

"I'll go back and grill some more kebabs or something, and I'll bring some wine over. You guys can eat and drink slowly."

"My store is too busy at this time, so I won't accompany you."

After the pretty widow finished speaking, she twisted her slim waist and plumped up her hips, then turned and headed towards her barbecue restaurant.

At the same time, he did not forget to remind Zhao Youliang: "Quantum, have you gone to get the rabies vaccine I asked you to take?"

"You can't drink after the fight. Don't take your body seriously!"

It's the hardest to accept the kindness of a beauty, and it's such a mature beauty.

Zhao Youliang nodded quickly: "Yes, yes, yes, I understand, sister..."

Things have developed to this point, but the old corpse driver is confused.

Only when Mrs. Yingchun was completely gone did she dare to ask softly.

"Zhao, Boss Zhao, the injury on your face was really scratched by a dog?"

"With your moral character, you have been injured like this, this dog has become a complete mess..."

Chengqiang, a common saying, means that after years of practice, something can channel spirits and cause mischief.

"What's going on? Quantum, he's been hit by a head-lowering spell." Grandma Qi Mi said with a smile.

"But that girl in Yingchun is right. Even if you get a head drop, it's best to get some vaccinations."

"Not just the rabies vaccine, but the tetanus vaccine as well."

"We didn't know this before, but now that we think about it, many of the people who were hit by the head drop might really have died of rabies or tetanus."

Zhao Youliang was confused for a while after hearing this: Is this the legendary advancement with the times?

Then do I really need to get two shots to prevent it...

Just when Zhao Youliang was thinking wildly, shopkeeper Sun asked the old man who drove away the corpse.

"I'm sorry, brother, you've only been busy with us since you came, and I haven't asked you what's the matter."

"Tell me, as long as my brother can help, I won't refuse!"

When the old corpse driver heard this, his face showed a bit of loneliness, but he soon adjusted it.

"It's nothing serious, I just came here to renew my lease."

As the old man spoke, he took out a thick wad of hundred-yuan bills from his clothes and handed them to Zhao Youliang.

"Boss Zhao, as we agreed before, if my guest stays at your place for one more day, it will be counted as one thousand yuan. Here it is ten thousand yuan."

"If...if I don't come to pick up the guests after five days, please find a place to bury them."

"The extra five thousand will be considered as funeral expenses, trouble!"

According to Zhao Youliang's character, he would not have taken money from the old man to exorcise the corpse.

But what the other person said contained so much information that he just asked rhetorical questions.

"What, what the hell? Buried?!"

"Brother, what on earth did you put here for me?!"

Seeing Zhao Youliang's confused and frightened look, and the clear stupidity in his eyes, Granny Wenmi couldn't help but chuckle.

"What else could it be?"

"Didn't they tell you that you were the 'God of Joy' on the first day you came here?"

"Isn't the God of Joy just a corpse, silly boy!"

"W-what the hell, zombie?!" At this time, Zhao Youliang was completely stupid, and it completely overturned the world view he had finally established after twenty years of "hard work".

Seeing his appearance, the old man who drove the corpse thought he was deliberately trying to trick him, so he smiled bitterly and shook his head.

"Okay, I'll leave when this is done."

"If I can escape death this time, I will definitely come back and renew our relationship with the three of them!"

After hearing these last words, shopkeeper Sun quickly grabbed the other party.

"Brother, wait a minute, what did you mean by what you just said?"

"Hurry up and explain clearly, otherwise I will feel uneasy, brother!"

"You just helped us remove the corpse poison and saved our lives!"

Seeing the sincere look in Shopkeeper Sun's eyes, the old corpse driver pondered for a while before speaking.

"In this case, I won't hide it... To be honest, I came here with selfish motives and wanted to ask Boss Zhao to help us."

"I just didn't have the nerve to speak just now... You three, have you ever heard of the Seven Miserable Stones?"

Hidden meaning in the book: When talking about the Seven Tragic Stones, we have to start with a punishment that appeared in the history of China.

This kind of torture is called cutting in half...