Chapter 0034 An embarrassing journey

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The black car driver's surname was Li. He was about the same age as Zhao Youliang and was also a young man.

Moreover, the two of them are quite familiar and even drank together.

So after setting off, Xiao Li took the initiative and said, "Quantum, what are you doing in such a hurry?"

"Do you have any relatives over there in Jiudaogou Village?"

Zhao Youliang is not stupid enough to tell the truth and tell people to go find gods and catch ghosts.

If he said this, Xiao Li would definitely think that he was crazy.

Therefore, I can only talk nonsense: "I am not a local, where are my relatives from?"

"It was Granny Liu who introduced me to someone from Jiudaogou, and we went on a blind date."

Young people will naturally become excited when mentioning the opposite sex.

Xiao Li's eyes suddenly lit up when he heard this: "Oh, this is a good thing!"

"Quantum, how old is your blind date? Is he good-looking?"

Now that he was talking nonsense, Zhao Youliang naturally continued to talk nonsense.

"How big? How big are you talking about?"

Xiao Li was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and then he laughed and cursed.

"Quantum, I just realized that you are a stinky hooligan!"

"How else can you ask how old you are? I'm asking about your age!"

Zhao Youliang laughed loudly: "It should be more than sixty. I didn't ask my mother-in-law for details."

Xiao Li was once again stunned by what Zhao Youliang said, and then he took a loud sip.

"Quantum, get out of here!"

"It's still more than sixty... Why, other people are dating their wives, but you are dating your mother-in-law?"

"Does your future father-in-law know? Is he willing?!"

At this point, Xiao Li, who was driving, suddenly laughed even louder.

"Quantum, when you said that just now, I suddenly remembered a joke."

"There was a silly boy who went on a blind date with a girl and asked her how old she was."

"Girls are also real. They are as big as steamed buns."

"The silly boy was so happy that he decided to get married on the spot. Guess what on the wedding night? The silly boy came out crying!"

"While crying, I felt aggrieved: Oh my god, Wangzai's little steamed buns are also considered steamed buns!"

"Hahahaha, I'll go, that's okay?!" Zhao Youliang laughed wildly and slapped the seat hard while laughing.

"What kind of steamed bun is that? It's just a servant. Isn't this deceiving!"

Amid wild laughter, the car sped away from the town.

At this moment, Zhao Youliang suddenly felt his head sink, as if he was suddenly half asleep and half awake.

It’s broken. Could it be that it has reached the “critical value” of fifty miles?

As he thought about it, Zhao Youliang suddenly felt a sharp pain in his heart.

It was as if his heart was suddenly tightly grasped by an invisible hand - this feeling was the same as the last time he tried it on his own.

Just when Zhao Youliang looked pale and had difficulty breathing, the talisman given to him by Granny Mi suddenly shone with light.

Under the light, Zhao Youliang was like a drowning man who finally surfaced, and he suddenly felt much more comfortable.

While gasping for air, Zhao Youliang heard a voice calling him from behind again.

That voice was so familiar, like a sister, like his adoptive father, more like his biological mother whose memory was vague.

"mom?"

Zhao Youliang subconsciously wanted to look back, but luckily he thought of asking Granny Mi for advice in time.

While cursing secretly in his heart, there was also a bit of contempt.

I bother!

Is this all you have in a shabby shop? Do you want me to turn back, Brother Liang?

What are you thinking about? What a fool!

However, if the paper shop was so easy to get rid of, it would not exist for so long.

Relevant departments will not put so much effort into dealing with it.

Just like the first "skinhead" felt before: he actually spent a lot of material and financial resources to build the largest prison in the world for suppression!

Just when Zhao Youliang was feeling proud, he suddenly found that his body was out of control.

Like a puppet on strings, he turned his head little by little.

Even if he desperately tried to regain control of his body, it had no effect.

Oh my gosh, why don’t I go and bring something like this? !

When he turned around, he saw that the pair of dolls offered as offerings every day had grown much larger and were floating in the sky above the town.

The man's face is covered with stitching marks, thick and winding, as if covered with centipedes;

The woman was wearing an ancient wedding dress and singing Peking Opera in a low voice.

At the same time, the two dolls kept waving to Zhao Youliang, seeming to tell him to go back.

Every time the puppet waved, Zhao Youliang felt more drowsy, and even had the illusion that he had drifted out of the car.

Let me go, does this feeling mean that the soul has left the body?

Am I going to die like this? !

Just when Zhao Youliang was unwilling to give up, he seemed to see his cousin Wang Youcai in a daze.

Then, for unknown reasons, Wang Youcai disappeared together with the two terrifying dolls.

Zhao Youliang finally regained his composure and kept beating his chest in fear.

Seeing Zhao Youliang's appearance, driver Xiao Li couldn't help but joke.

"Hahaha, Quantum, what's wrong with you? Are you angry?"

At this time, Zhao Youliang was not in the mood to joke, so he asked with lingering fear.

"Li, Brother Li, what happened to me just now? Did I do something?"

The inexplicable question made Xiao Li very confused.

"You? What else can you do, but just keep giggling!"

"Oh oh oh that's it..." Seeing that he couldn't ask anything. Zhao Youliang simply stopped talking.

Close your eyes to relax your mind and relieve the intense discomfort you just had.

Was it my cousin who saved me just now? Could it be that my cousin is a god?

Hallucinations must all be hallucinations!

Shaking his head vigorously, Zhao Youliang threw this unrealistic idea behind him.

My cousin is so stupid and can't speak coherently. How can he be a god? At best, he is just a village guard.

Village guards are not the guards of the village, but refer to the villagers in the countryside who are not bad-hearted, a little stupid, or even a little crazy.

He knows all the big and small things in the village, and will take the initiative to help at weddings and weddings in the village.

As long as it is given to those who stutter, it will not be treated as a group of normal people.

According to legend, the "village guardian" came to the world to practice hard. He could eliminate disasters for the village and block all bad luck from himself. Suffering in this life is for blessings in the next life.

Generally speaking, "village guards" are kind-hearted in nature, but most of them have five shortcomings and three shortcomings.

The five disadvantages are "being widowed, widowed, alone, alone, and disabled." The three disadvantages are "lack of money, life, and power."

Therefore, "village guardians" generally do not live long.

And he is destined to die alone and be ridiculed by the world.

I just don’t know, if Wang Youcai knew that Zhao Youliang evaluated him this way, would he rush up and beat him...

After several twists and turns, Zhao Youliang finally arrived at Jiudaogou Village.

But when he got here, Zhao Youliang was completely stunned.

Because there is no village in front of me, it is clearly a large construction site.

In desperation, Zhao Youliang shamelessly grabbed a person who looked like a foreman and asked him, regardless of his dislike.

And he took out a crumpled cheap cigarette and handed it over.

"Brother, please ask: Where is the village here? Why is it gone?"

Seeing Zhao Youliang's good attitude, the foreman answered impatiently.

“We planned to move, and we’ve moved out long ago!”

"It's not just this village, it's like this in more than a dozen nearby villages!"