"Hope! Open the door quickly! If you don't open the door, I will kick it open for you!" the third aunt shouted in a rough voice.
After a while, Lu Hope opened the door reluctantly, "Third Aunt...I told you, don't bother..."
Looking at Lu Hope with greasy hair and fat body, a trace of disgust flashed in the eyes of the girl from Guancheng...
But for the sake of this lighter that can be activated by two steamed buns, she quickly adjusted her emotions!
After all, she had never seen any crooked old man in Guancheng before. As long as the price was right, she would accept anyone who came!
Later, the live streaming industry of a certain music video started to rise, and many little sisters changed careers. The beauty filters were filled to the brim, and a bunch of die-hard lickers were vying for gifts!
But she was unlucky, and the apocalypse came just a few days after she changed her career... The official power supply was limited, and the signal between regions was interrupted. The live broadcast industry was no longer possible... If WeChat could send it out, even if the official took good care of the people!
When she thought about it, the girl from Guancheng couldn't help but sigh, times really make heroes! I was born at the wrong time! When will this damn weather get over?
Faced with Fatty Lu’s complaints, the girl from Guancheng quickly adjusted herself. Jiao Didi said, “I hope my cousin~ I’m Niuniu, from the village next door to us~ We used to play together when we were kids! Do you still remember? me?"
This voice made Fatty Lu feel numb all over... Fatty Lu glanced at Niu Niu, who was wearing a heavy down jacket. The powder on her face was whiter than the corpse, and the pungent smell of perfume hit her face...
Lu Hope couldn't help but sneeze and rolled his eyes at Niu Niu, "Of course I remember... you often bullied me with them when I was a kid... you called me a fat guy every day..."
A trace of embarrassment flashed across Niu Niu's face, but she quickly regained her composure, "Oh~ I hope, cousin, that was just a child's quarrel. Looking back now, it's such a beautiful childhood memory~"
Lu Xiwang complained in his heart, "You are a beautiful child, it is me who is being bullied, not you..."
But because of the third aunt's face, Fatty Lu couldn't say much... After all, it was this third aunt that he had been most afraid of since he was a child...
"I hope cousin, won't you invite us to sit in the house?" Niu Niu glanced at the stove burning in the room, with a trace of greed in her eyes...
Now the energy that can be used to make fires in the village has basically been used up... Only Fatty Lu's family keeps the stove burning every day!
Lujiacun is a fishing village that mainly focuses on fishing. Now the sea is frozen and fishing is no longer possible in the offshore area. There are no icebreakers in the far sea area, so fishermen can't go there either!
The village can only rely on Lu Hope's ability to make fire out of thin air to melt a small area of the frozen sea for fishing operations!
Therefore, with the help of Fatty Lu, the whole village is not hungry!
Now Fatty Lu has gone from being a clown that was despised, woke, disgusted, and unable to get a wife by everyone in Lujia Village to now being a treasure to the whole village!
Since melting the frozen sea is very energy-consuming, Fatty Lu would be exhausted every time he finished his work, so the village did not dare to ask Fatty Lu to light fires for every household...
Otherwise, they won’t even be able to eat fish after being exhausted!
They still understand that a working donkey cannot be exhausted all at once!
Fatty Lu led his third aunt and Niuniu into the house reluctantly!
As soon as they entered the house, the third aunt and Niuniu were immersed in the faint warmth emanating from the stove, with a look of satisfaction on their faces!
At this moment, Niu Niu was even more determined to capture Fatty Lu!
The third aunt also assisted and said, "I hope! It's not that the third aunt said you, you are already a grown-up, it's time to start a family! Look at Niuniu, she came back from working in a big city!
The people I had come into contact with before were all successful men from big cities!
If Niuniu hadn't been in love with her family and insisted on going home to develop her career, you wouldn't have been so lucky! Just be content! "
A trace of embarrassment flashed across Niu Niu's face. She came back not because she was in love with her family, but because an old man had paid an extra 200 yuan and asked not to bring the Elf with him. As a result, the man had some disease and passed it on to her!
As a result, she was temporarily unable to work and had to go home to recuperate for a while, just in time for the disaster... she couldn't go back!
Fatty Lu looked confused, "Third Aunt, but I don't like this type..."
Before Fatty Lu finished speaking, the third aunt interrupted him directly, "That's enough! You naughty kid, why are you so ignorant? Wasn't that girl from my neighbor's house a little fatter before? Wasn't she lame in one leg? ?Besides, what is not worthy of you?
Even though that girl is lame, she can still run two steps when she is anxious!
I'm a little fat, but it's only 200 pounds! People still look good after losing weight!
You still don't want me, so that her family can bury me! Where do you want your third aunt to put her face? "
The excited third aunt took a breath and continued chattering, "Forget about that girl before! Niuniu, a high-quality woman from a modern society who came back from a big city, why are you still so picky? What's wrong? What do you think? Looking for a fairy?
Let me tell you, if Niuniu wasn't the child of your third aunt's biological aunt, I wouldn't have come to your house with me to see you! Your child is so old, why doesn't he make any progress? "
Lu Xiwang drooped his head and didn't say a word. He had been scolded by this third aunt since he was a child. He had a psychological shadow since he was a child. His personality was a bit cowardly. He didn't dare to talk back to this third aunt. Of course, he couldn't say it. The third aunt is such an old woman!
Seeing that the heat was almost over, Niu Niu moved her butt towards the green fat man, "I hope cousin~ Do you know? I have liked you since I was a child~"
Fatty Lu couldn't help but complain, "I didn't see that you liked me since childhood..."
Niu Niu suppressed her nausea and pushed Fatty Lu, "Hey, cousin, I hope you are too careless. I have liked you since I was a child. Look at your body, how cute and sexy you are. People just like chubby boys~
And your hairstyle~ Even though you haven’t washed your hair for several months, it’s as oily as if you’ve put wax on it. When you comb it back, you look like Chow Yun-fat~”
The third aunt and Niu Niu played a good role and a bad role, making Lu Hope completely lose his desire to live!
At this moment, a "dong dong dong" knock sounded on the door.
"Brother Hope, are you there? I'm Xiao An. Open the door. I'm here to pick you up!"
Gou An's voice seemed to come from nature, making the frustrated Fatty Lu feel like he saw a bright spring in the dry desert!
"Xiao An! I'm here! I'll open the door for you! I'm sorry, Third Aunt, a friend came to play with me!" Fatty Lu immediately ran up and opened the door!
Opening the door, Gou An glanced into the room. He saw a mean-looking old woman in her 50s, and a woman with make-up that looked like a ghost. She couldn't help but look down at Fatty Lu who had not fastened his belt...
Gou An was shocked, "Don't Fatty Lu like the second dimension? When did he change his taste... and it's still so heavy!"
Gou An hesitated for a moment and said, "I seem to have come at an untimely time!"
"No! You came just in time!" Fatty Lu excitedly grabbed Gou An's arm and pulled him into the house!
Fatty Lu's passionate attitude made Gou An's anus tighten...
"Wait a minute, Brother Hope, your siblings are still outside!" Gou An quickly pulled away Fatty Lu's fat hand...
"Brother and sister? When did you find a partner!" I was so excited just now that I didn't notice that there was someone standing behind Gou An!
"Hello~ Brother Hope, I am Luo Yingqi, Gou An's girlfriend~" The little girl jumped out from behind Gou An, greeted Fatty Lu obediently, and extended her little hand!
"Oh my god! This is the real-life version of Shalltear, right? Xiao An! Where did you find this girlfriend! Damn it!" Fatty Lu exclaimed.
Gou An scratched his head, "Hahaha... I just found it... I just found it... Qiqi wants to shake hands with you..."
"Oh...oh! I'm sorry, brother and sister...Look, I'm a bit out of control..." Fatty Lu wiped his hands on his clothes and carefully stretched out his hand...
Seeing Luo Yingqi, who looked like a real-life version of Shalltia, Fatty Lu only dared to touch Luo Yingqi's fingertips lightly, and then immediately retracted...
Luo Yingqi tilted her little head and smiled brightly at Fatty Lu. It was a natural smile, but Fatty Lu lowered his head directly, not daring to look directly at this little girl!
Gou An couldn't help but complain in her heart, "Sure enough, a high-quality school beauty like Luo Yingqi is like a dimensionality-reducing blow to a loser like Fatty Lu who has never seen the world since she was a child in the village!"
Those fat nerds who say they like two-dimensional girls every day are not not interested in girls in real life, but they hold a mobile phone every day without leaving home and never see truly beautiful girls. Even if they do, they still have Strong inferiority complex!
In the same way, this is also a kind of escapism mentality. By shouting that they like the second dimension, they show their disdain for those girls who they can only hope for!
Hum, no matter how beautiful you are, can you compare to Yue Yong Xiaomeng? Is it comparable to Shalltear? Comparable to Sophie!
It can also be said to be the so-called Ah Q spiritual victory method!
Of course, this is only limited to some obese people. Most people are normal and not so exaggerated...
Furthermore, a lively little beauty standing in front of you and talking to you is a completely different feeling than interacting with you through a live broadcast or looking at photos and having sex with you through a screen!
This is why Fatty Lu, who likes the second dimension, is so timid and loses his temper when he sees Luo Yingqi!
Due to the strong wind outside, the third aunt and Niu Niu in the room could not hear clearly what a few people were saying, but when they saw Luo Yingqi's stunning beauty and those eyes that were so enchanting that they would not pay for their lives, the two of them were moved. I felt like I was facing a formidable enemy!
The third aunt and Niu Niu couldn't help but curse in their hearts at the same time, "Damn it, where are you little vixen! How dare you come and snatch this lump of pork belly that can make fire from me!"
